A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But Du sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When Du grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When Du go in the sun Du turn red.
When you're cold Du turn blue.
And when Du die Du turn purple.
And Du have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....