This is my first rap song. It's about my co-worker. It's not very nice. Also, somewhere there's the line 'i don't mind being the hottest chick around' I usually don't say those kinds of things. She just really pissed me off.

Talking shit like a twit
That’s all Du can do
But when it comes down to it
Nothing gets through to you
You’re all big talk
But Du got no game
And this poor me crap
Is really fucking lame
Who the hell are you
To play victimized
We’ve all got issues, bitch
But I guess yours are worse than mine
If you’d be the honest person
Du claim to be
Du wouldn’t talk third
person singular about me
Did Du think I wouldn’t hear
Standing two feet away
oder is the truth that Du really
Just didn’t fucking care
Du got your head so far up your ass
Du can view the world through your mouth
Is it any wonder I’m mad
If you’re all Du think about
I’ve had it with your commentary
It’s like a never-ending song
You’re no better than me
But go ahead and prove me wrong
Du need to lose some fat
At least that’s one thing you’re right about
But take your time
I don’t mind being the hottest chick around
Think Du can get what Du want
Just Von clapping your hands
In case Du didn’t know
Your wishes are no one’s commands
Du may not like the cards
That’ve been dealt to you
Du still gotta play the game
So Du might wanna lose the attitude
When life gives Du lemons
Du better not suck it up
‘Cause the look on Du face
Says you’ve had Mehr than enough
Du judge people for
Talking behind other people’s backs
I guess this is where I say
Pot calls kettle black
Du asked if I’m mad
But Du never asked me why
So, if there was ever an apology
Du can now KISS it goodbye
Go find someone else
To bother with your tears and your grief
‘Cause this whole ‘everyone hates me’ shit
Doesn’t work on me
Guess I’m cold like that
But I like it that way
You’re not worth my tears
Sure as hell not my pain
Du always say the right things
To make matters worse
And Du never seem to understand
When to keep your big mouth shut
Now you’re mad, ‘cause I’m mad
Must’ve forgotten about it
Being pissed is a privilege
And only Du hold the rights to it
I don’t mind being the bad guy
I don’t mind being mean
I’d rather be pure evil
Than a whining drama Queen
You’ve got a car, got a job
Yes, it’s easy to tell
That even though Du have Essen and shelter
Your life’s a living hell
Easy for me to say
‘Cause I’m not walking your shoes
But like I sagte before
We all have our issues
So don’t pretend to know
One thing about me
My life’s not a fairytale
And it ain’t always pretty
At least I fight my demons
The best way I know how
Du take yours with you
And unleash them to the crowd
Now it’s past midnight
This is getting insane
But I just can’t stop writing
And you’re the one to blame
Guess it also never crossed your mind
To pass the thank you’s around
Du know, when we cleaned up your mess
‘Cause Du weren’t around
We’re not at your service
If that’s what Du thought
And if you’re crying now
Du shouldn’t have pissed me off
No one gives a rat’s ass
Your life’s not what Du pictured it
If Du don’t make a change
You’re just gonna have to live it
Now I can keep going
About what a pretentious hündin you’ve been
But if it still hasn’t gotten through your skull
It’s never gonna sink in