Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he sagte pointing...

Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

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Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat Weiter to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...

This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic Tiere had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did Du manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...

Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the oben, nach oben bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...

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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The delphin Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking tee and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I sagte to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did Du ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...

The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do oder die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a maus again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have Du ever...

Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope Du enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” sagte Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few Mehr touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now oder never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...

Author’s Note: This was requested Von link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance Von Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

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Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And Von the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫

Skipper: *over the mic* “Did Du have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...

Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a tabelle in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever Du are oder your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...

NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: Du kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now Du make sure Du keep the kids...

"Skipper are Du sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey Du want to be in at night...for Du guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails sagte nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like Du doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't Du know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The Sekunde guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy sagte slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the Tattoos on their necks,...

Kowalski face flippered, "Now Du did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what Du got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski sagte slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...

SP was sitting down flipping a coin, "Wait, what are we doing again?" She asked.

Kowalski face flippered. SP threw the coin down.

"WAIT! We are rescuing Cowtails!" She shouted.

~ "Do Du birds ever give up?" Blowhole scowled.

"apparently not, let's just find a new hiding spot. Remember, Du don't give up either..." Cowtails sagte with a sweet smile.

~ "she's still faking...hmmm...what should we do? Kowalski! Options!" Skipper shouted.

~ "come on Blowy let's go." Cowtails said.

"Alright..." Blowhole sighed, flying off.

~ "HOW ABOUT THE OPTION GO AFTER THEM!" SP shouted.

"BUT HE DIDN'T ASK YOU...

Cowtails ran over to Blowhole and clinged to him.

"Don't go! I want to help destroy the penguins!" Then she shook he head, "why the heck am I hugging BLowhole?"

I glared, "whoever's cruel joke it is to control Cowtails, knock it off! That includes you, Blowhole!"

The rest of my team looked around.

"Don't look at me, I am not the cause of this." Sweet Pripper sagte slowly.

"It's so not my fault..." Blowhole muttered.

"liar!" Sweet Pripper snapped.

"Let's go Blowy." Cowtails sagte with a girlish giggle which isn't her at all!

I growled under my breath.

"OH NO Du DON'T!" Sweet Pripper suddenly...

    Lorrie had become anxious. What the hell did erpel, drake find that was so horrible that he couldn’t tell her on the phone?

    The apartment that she and erpel, drake were staying in was only a few minutes’ drive from Central Park. Lorrie awaited on a park bench holding Kowalski in her lap. She didn’t bother with wasting time putting him in his cage.

    A cab pulled up at the side of the park a couple of Minuten after Lorrie had arrived and erpel, drake stepped out. After tipping the cabbie, he scanned the park, and when he spotted her, he paced...

> Now we realized if we're not alone here. We've Lost many relativity, Manfredi-Sergeant-Skjern-Leonov... everything done in fast and it just like they're called at once to the heaven so no one of them left alone in the world... no one except our Skipper. We hadn't anyone to ask left, only Hans who survived and Johnson is about to follow them... This night, Skipper will faced the real fear that he was leaved it for a long time... the lonely, and everything just leaved in one night so we will see... if everyone who passed out in this roman, was leaved Skipper... oder took from Skipper... And...

> Walking through the freezing snow and chilled storm without any aim oder objective was just a worst thing to do for soldiers. Un-Cleared... Un-Offical... Un-Expected mission that lead Skipper and our relativity to his fate were just already started. Now... We got a clue, just find the Answer 'Who's the murderer' and 'What's all about' may be the meaning of all Sergeant's words... The mystery was just started... We're hiding to the north... and east... and then we see the red light after we walked under the shadow...

“Johnson right behind you, Manfredi…”
Ebsjerk, Denmark
22:22 PM: Cloudy:...

Author’s Note: This is following the episode Roomies. Contains Skilene.

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    It was the Weiter morning after the long night of tracking down the walrus-spy, Rhonda, and rerouting her kiste from the polar bär reserve to the Hoboken Aquarium. While Kowalski tried to track down her kiste in hopes of getting his unnamed invention back, Skipper went over to Marlene’s to see how she was holding up.

    “Hey, Marlene. Everything alright?” Skipper asked as he entered her habitat. Marlene was sitting at her small dresser looking into a mirror, which...

My first fanfic :D

Kowalski had just finished on the computer when he heard the door being opened. "What? Marlene should have been occupying Alice!" but to Kowalski's surprise it wasn't Alice, but a fox. Kowalski jumps under the schreibtisch to hide "We don't have any foxes in the zoo." The fuchs starts talking in an earpiece "The computer is in here." Kowalski looks behind one of the legs of the schreibtisch "What does she want with the computer. She's never going to get in." The computer pings access granted. "I stand corrected." As the fuchs is typing the door starts opening again and the fuchs jumps under the...

It had been two weeks later....and skipper private and Kowalski were standing around, waiting for Marlene.

Skipper:where is she?!

Private: ......do Du think she's not going to come?

Skipper then turned around and looked down at private, scaring him.

Kowalski: skipper.....don't take this out in private.....

Skipper:it's her fault that Rico's--

Marlene interrupted skipper and poked him from behind, skipper stopped what he was saying and looked down at his feet.

Skipper: lets go.....

They all begun to walk towards the medical clinic in the zoo, and met Rico there.

Skipper: Hey Rico, were all hee today...