Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first Tag at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides Du and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me Mehr about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, Du can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper at the beach
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(I had to use my OC for this, oder it wouldn't make sense)
Palm (my OC, lemur) was trying to educate Private. She told him to find out what the first few letters of the alphabet were Von tommorow. Private went back to his habitat, and asked Skipper what the first letter of the alphabet was. Skipper was arguing with Kowalski, and sagte to him (Kowalski) "Never!" Private remembered that. Then, he went over to Rico, who was watching wrestling on the T.V. He asked him what the Sekunde letter of the alphabet was. Rico sagte (to the T.V.) "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" So Private remembered that. Then, he looked over at the clock. "It's time for Lunicorns!" Private said. He pushed Rico away from the T.V., and switched the channel to Lunicorns. The Lunicorns were Singen a song. They sagte "And number three makes Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private thought they were talking about the alphabet, so he remembered that. The Weiter day, Palm asked Private if he found out what the first few letters of the alphabet were. Private sagte yes, so Palm asked him to recite them. "Never!" Private said. "Did Du just say no to me?!" Palm exclaimed. "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" Private said. Just then, Alice walked Von the habitat and saw a pinguin with the lemurs. "How did Du get out of your habitat?" Alice asked. "Oh, no! We've been discovered!" Palm exclaimed. "Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private said.
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What do Du call a snake with an appetite for mammals?
Savio
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Fill in the blanks and solve the riddle.
The ________ have defeated all ___ some of their enemies. Who is their ____ enemy now?
Blanks: penguins; but; main
Answer: a schnecke and Hans.
(this joke isn't really funny. To make it funny, take the Antwort and put them in the right order, and Du get a really funny sentence)
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first Tag at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides Du and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me Mehr about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, Du can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper at the beach
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(I had to use my OC for this, oder it wouldn't make sense)
Palm (my OC, lemur) was trying to educate Private. She told him to find out what the first few letters of the alphabet were Von tommorow. Private went back to his habitat, and asked Skipper what the first letter of the alphabet was. Skipper was arguing with Kowalski, and sagte to him (Kowalski) "Never!" Private remembered that. Then, he went over to Rico, who was watching wrestling on the T.V. He asked him what the Sekunde letter of the alphabet was. Rico sagte (to the T.V.) "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" So Private remembered that. Then, he looked over at the clock. "It's time for Lunicorns!" Private said. He pushed Rico away from the T.V., and switched the channel to Lunicorns. The Lunicorns were Singen a song. They sagte "And number three makes Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private thought they were talking about the alphabet, so he remembered that. The Weiter day, Palm asked Private if he found out what the first few letters of the alphabet were. Private sagte yes, so Palm asked him to recite them. "Never!" Private said. "Did Du just say no to me?!" Palm exclaimed. "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" Private said. Just then, Alice walked Von the habitat and saw a pinguin with the lemurs. "How did Du get out of your habitat?" Alice asked. "Oh, no! We've been discovered!" Palm exclaimed. "Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private said.
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What do Du call a snake with an appetite for mammals?
Savio
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Fill in the blanks and solve the riddle.
The ________ have defeated all ___ some of their enemies. Who is their ____ enemy now?
Blanks: penguins; but; main
Answer: a schnecke and Hans.
(this joke isn't really funny. To make it funny, take the Antwort and put them in the right order, and Du get a really funny sentence)
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Du took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Friends At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See Du on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Du took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Friends At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See Du on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too
The scientist's Liebe has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Du Tag and night
In my herz there is no that is second
You'll always be the apfel, apple of my eye
I'll Suchen the world
Near and far then high and low
My Liebe will show
Just to hold Du gently
Don't want to let Du go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Liebe and Science
I am deeply torn Von desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper sagte " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Liebe has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
oder gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
The scientist's Liebe has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Du Tag and night
In my herz there is no that is second
You'll always be the apfel, apple of my eye
I'll Suchen the world
Near and far then high and low
My Liebe will show
Just to hold Du gently
Don't want to let Du go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Liebe and Science
I am deeply torn Von desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper sagte " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Liebe has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
oder gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
Harry:well it's not every Tag u schlagen, punsch a lemur
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Home
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Frage Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Home
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Frage Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice