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Fallacies Du Might Assume True From Watching OTH

posted by RealLuvAlwaysBL

I Liebe OTH, don't get me wrong, but here are just a few of the false conclusions I would have fallen victim to if I wasn't such a rational, mature, worldly young woman.lol This is just for fun,I mean no offense to anyone who watches the Zeigen religiously, for I at one time did. I'm picking fun at the misguided notions that OTH portrays as the facts of life...Tree hügel Style. Hope Du enjoy!

1.    There must be no optometrists in baum Hill. Lucas Eugene Scott clearly needs eyeglasses. He spends approximately 90% of the Zeigen with his eyes squinted up straining to see. The simple solution to this would be to go to an eye doctor and get glasses oder contacts! But that just wouldn’t be as “sexy” I suppose and wouldn’t have gegeben him that uncanny Broody look! Therefore, we are stuck watching him as pitiful as it is. Note to CMM: the only time your Mr. Broody look is appropriate is when Du are having unscripted eye sex with Ms. Cheery. Otherwise Du just look like a half blind, possibly constipated, tool bag!
2.    Falling down a flight of stairs is a plausible defense and excuse for why a young woman is battered and bruised on every inch of their body. This is also apparently a solid tight justification for why Du have a black eye, oder 2, because staircases have been known to throw a few good punches here and there if Du piss em off enough. But, just to be safe, it would be a good idea to try it first on your Liebe stricken, blind, best friend before Du attempt this degree of deception.
3.    Birth control options must be illegal oder not available in baum Hill. Case and point…The SCOTT families! I don’t know how many of Du realize how unlikely it would be for Haley oder Peyton oder Brooke, oder hell Karen and Deb for that matter, ALL to get pregnant oder have these pregnancy scares all the time if they just walked into their gyno and demanded some form of contraceptive! Nearly impossible and here I’m thinking that if Du sit on a toilet sitz in TH Du get pregnant!
4.    Dan passed on a genetic mutation of super sperm to Lucas. This is another ill-conceived notion I’ve concocted to justify why at any gegeben moment a certain Scott is impregnating the baum hügel ladies. Du would think, gegeben their history, the new generation would be a little Mehr careful with their peckers, but the most Kürzlich "miricle" of his super sperm, the Leyton fetus, proved that theory wrong! Maybe Du just have to watch out for toilet seats in which Lucas has used?
5.    Condoms, if used, must be magically defective. I mean do they have a special condom plant in TH that manufactures condoms that allow ONLY sperm to pass through, Von the touch of a button oder something? Because, unlike with pregnancy, in which the unintended outcome can only occur during certain portion of the menstrual cycle, disease transmission can occur during each and every act of intercourse for all persons. Then take into consideration that a single sperm has a diameter of 3 microns, yet STD-causing organisms are much smaller--from 1/4 to 1/70 the size of sperm. Meaning it would be physically impossible for sperm, and not other organism to pass through. So with the amount of rampant sex shown in S1, and the apparent heightened pregnancy stats in TH, how the F has no one gotten an STD? Sure, it’s probably not the most appealing a subject matter but heck at least have some real life probability. What will young people think? That Du can have as much sex as Du want, and even though Du may have an over abundant amount of pregnancy scares, nothing will materialize until Du are in a serious relationship, and STDs, well that doesn’t happen in TH soooooo? LOL
6.    Tree hügel must have the lowest “cost of living” of any American city. Why? Well…for one thing, Naley lived alone in a pretty nice apt in high school on minimum wage! Fast-forward…Naley, having had a baby in HS; now live in a VERY nice home, for a while on a teacher’s salary! Sure we can assume that the Scott fortune is some how helping, but come on gimme a break! Poor Jamie ain’t gonna have NO money for college at this rate! LOL Not to mention those young people I just talked about probably think not only will they never get an STD, but if they do get knocked up things will be just peachy keen and they’ll live happily ever after...in a million dollar home! Oops, that’s not how it really goes down now is it!
7.    It is acceptable if not encouraged to have slept with every one of the opposite sexes in your intimate group of friends. Again, what is Fernsehen assuming? That its normal for groups of Friends to just pass around their significant others, oder better its to be expected for ones boyfriend to experiment sexually with your closest friends, maybe even a sister. I mean this sick twisted Liebe heptagon orgy notion that seems to be the standard procedure for OTH is ludicrous and delusional. I don’t know about Du but my Friends don’t act like that! Plus, what happened to the “girl code”? LOL Gosh that’s a knee slapper, “girl code”….riiiiight!
8.    Talent and occupational dreams naturally fall into place before Du are 22 years old. Now seriously, how unrealistic is this show. Von the time most 22 Jahr olds are just graduating from college, these 5 were running multi billion dollar corps, having manuscripts published, going on Musik tours, having major artists record with them for their own record company, and playing in the NBA. Granted that last one is now D-league, but we were made to believe w/o the accident he would have been drafted first round. Insanity I tell you! I’ve seen bball players who would rape Nathan Scott, as delish as he undoubtedly is in action, on the court, who wouldn’t have a chance in hell at playing professionally. If I was 14 when I watched this Zeigen I might be in LA working at McDonalds right now, instead of in graduate school, because I thought that my dream of styling the celebs was an inevitable reality!
9.    When in love, oder when Du just feel like it…PROPOSE…vehemently! Okay seriously I give Naley this one. BC while unconventional at best, with that proposal we saw a beautiful Liebe story continue to emerge, and gained a family. And in all actuality it wasn’t a proposal, Mehr an elopement. Now Lucas Scott, on the other hand, is a proposing gigolo. Episode 6.15 provided the last bit of ammunition of this tirade, as he proposed to Peyton for the 4th time. Need I remind Du that he is currently ONLY 22, maybe 23 at the oldest, and that he proposed the first time at freakin 19? oder how bout that time when he proposed to Lindsey after making out with his ex GF 30 min prior? Oh wait…what about the knowledge that he proposed the 2nd time to Peyton out of the blue (after he told her he hated her for ruining his life oder Mehr plausibly ruing his life in what would have been marriage with Lindsey) over a cell phone message? I mean I could go on but I think Du get the picture. I'd like to believe this last proposal was the real deal, for Lucas's sake, but I suggest putting as much weight behind a Lucas Scott proposal as Du would behind a Dan Scott apology. They are both FULL OF SHIT!

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kristine95 LMAO! Can't believe I never read this. Well, it cracked me up and I've been thinking on alot of these myselves. Like the 22 year old thing and the proposals. Haha. It's os unrealistic :P

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micahbaby 1. I guess that's just how he looks, or could be his "signature look" hahha 2. I don't knw what this has anything to do with OTH, maybe I've missed it. Please explain. 3. Actually, Haley was on BC...and have you not heard of condoms breaking? ;) 4. I agree about Nathan..(even though Haley did use birth control) but Lucas was 22-23 when he had a baby. I say that's old enough to start a family. That's not THAT young. Pretty much the average age young people get married/have kids. They were in love, what does it matter? 5. ^^ and take into consideration that this show is not real, just make it up how they want..lol or what about maybe everyone is extremely careful? "Oh hey let's have sex." "I have an STD." "Nevermind. Bye." hahah :) 6. Wow, really? I am still a kid, and I know it costs alot to have a house/car etc. But do you know that what everyone is doing is making alot of money? (Even though a teacher's salary isn't much) but maybe Nathan was getting paid unemployment from the NBA, or the Scotts. 7. Hahah okay I agree with you on this one..but that's real-life for you. 8. Again, it's a tv show..and have you not noticed that they have all worked their asses off to get there they are now. (: 9. WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE, OR WANT A FUTURE WITH YOUR SO, YOU PROPOSE, duh! You're a tad dumb.

RealLuvAlwaysBL Micahbaby, I'm a tad dumb? No. I can assure you that I am not. You, however, have failed to understand sarcasm, exaggeration and my particular favorite: the definition of a fallacy! So, please forgive me if I'm harsh in saying that your points are irrelevant and a testament to your apparent delusion regarding OTH. Given this, I will disregard your offensive comment and chalk it up to a misunderstanding. Now, before I respond to your list, here is a link to information on fallacies: http://www.answers.com/topic/fallacy. In essence, a fallacy is something that is believed to be true but is erroneous. In other words, the nine arguments I stated were by nature intended to be illogical to a certain degree. They were also intended to be flamboyant--an extreme. Therefore, your comments suggest that you completely missed the point. Still, for your benefit I will elaborate. 1. I guess that's just how he looks, or could be his "signature look" hahha 1a. Yes, you are correct. It is just how he looks. Ridiculous none the less, his "signature look" gives the impression that he is regularly straining to see something. I don't honestly think TH is without an eye specialist! 2. I don't knw what this has anything to do with OTH, maybe I've missed it. Please explain. 2a. In the 6th season Brooke is attacked. She claimed her condition was the result of falling down the stairs. Nobody seemed to notice the fact that she had visible grip marks on her arms or that she was exhibiting classic signs of post-traumatic stress--both of which could not be caused by falling down stairs. There are arguments on both sides regarding this aspect of the show, and I do not wish to drudge through that again. Please respect that. 3. Actually, Haley was on BC...and have you not heard of condoms breaking? ;) 3a. The fact remains that nearly every female on the show got pregnant. Condoms breaking, missing a BC pill...yes, there are always exceptions, mistakes, miracles, etc. Still, it is extremely unrealistic and one might assume that the women were being less than proactive. 4. I agree about Nathan..(even though Haley did use birth control) but Lucas was 22-23 when he had a baby. I say that's old enough to start a family. That's not THAT young. Pretty much the average age young people get married/have kids. They were in love, what does it matter? 4a. I find it hard to believe that you agree about Nathan and not Lucas just because of the age difference. First, Nathan only impregnated Haley. And, as far as we know only once. Lucas on the other hand, had false alarms with Brooke twice in HS, and then Peyton later on. Love does not factor in at all. Lucas and Peyton were NOT trying to conceive...neither were Karen or Deb or Haley. And, I don't know how old you are (I'm assuming early teens) but 22-23 is by no means the average age of marriage, let alone having a child. I think the average age right now is closer to 25 for women and 27 for men. Regardless, the age in this case is just as irrelevant as love. 5. ^^ and take into consideration that this show is not real, just make it up how they want..lol or what about maybe everyone is extremely careful? "Oh hey let's have sex." "I have an STD." "Nevermind. Bye." hahah :) 5a. I am well aware that the show is fictional, which means the writers can make it however they please. And, STD's are definitely not a popular topic. Still, it doesn't make the negligence any less apparent. The series is not in the supernatural genre or science fiction. They failed to portray the more likely (statistically speaking) scenario of one of them contracting an STD. And, if they were all so super careful-enough to ward off any STD's-then they should have been vocal about it. Though, I highly doubt this possibility given the rampant pregnancies and drunken sexcapades. 6. Wow, really? I am still a kid, and I know it costs alot to have a house/car etc. But do you know that what everyone is doing is making alot of money? (Even though a teacher's salary isn't much) but maybe Nathan was getting paid unemployment from the NBA, or the Scotts. 6a. Nathan and Haley were supposedly making minimum wage in HS. As for their current accommodations, yes...I realize they have circumstances in their favor. 7. Hahah okay I agree with you on this one..but that's real-life for you. 7a. Is the contrary "real-life" for you or any person that you physically know? I hope not. OTH is a TV show so they tend to be more flexible in their "mating" habits. It is still a ludicrous notion, no matter how you look at it. 8. Again, it's a tv show..and have you not noticed that they have all worked their asses off to get there they are now. (: 8a. Actually, I have not noticed them working their asses off to get where they are. Define "working your ass off?" In my mind, none of them have worked exceptionally hard, or rather harder than the average person. They have ALL been VERY LUCKY. Clothing chains just don't debut their hourly employees designs on the drop of a hat. Major recording artists like "the wreckers" don't invite random HS students on the road to tour with them. Most authors will spend YEARS AND YEARS sending their manuscripts to agencies in hopes of being published and never see that happen. Less than 1 percent of college basketball players make it to the NBA; unless you are Lebron James, the likelihood of being drafted from HS is non-existent (completing atleast a semester of college is required to join the NBA now anyway). Exactly when in all this timeframe were they "working their asses off?" And, more importantly...they should be working their assess off. That is life. To quote you, "wow, really?" I'm fearful for your generation if these types of results are expected. 9. WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE, OR WANT A FUTURE WITH YOUR SO, YOU PROPOSE, duh! You're a tad dumb. 9. I am literally rolling my eyes right now. Lucas proposing is like me taking a shit. Okay, scratch that--my own personal bias influenced that. But, really...YOU DO NOT PROPOSE TO EVERY PERSON YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH! Lucas was 19 when he first proposed to Peyton. I can't even begin to explain how truly immature--not romantic--that was. He leaves her bc she doesn't say yes, before she can even explain herself? If by your logic proposing meant that he wanted a future with her, why the hell did he leave her? Probably because he was a dimwitted 19 year old. And then the proposing gets even more played out when he proposes to Lindsey after making out with Peyton! In love? Ha. Then he sends an f-ing text message proposal to one of the THREE women he was considering at the time. The irony in that situation is just classic. With all that being said, I do urge you to consider that these were all meant to be outlandish and for comedic purposes. So no need for your angry face or insults.

KA3006 Okay maybe the apartment was a little far fetch but the house they lived in, well lets see if you remember right nathan was playing basketball before he was injured and they were purchasing the house. then he was pushed through the window and then he got a huge suddlement check. so duuhhhh Tree Hill must have the lowest “cost of living” of any American city. Why? Well…for one thing, Naley lived alone in a pretty nice apt in high school on minimum wage! Fast-forward…Naley, having had a baby in HS; now live in a VERY nice home, for a while on a teacher’s salary! Sure we can assume that the Scott fortune is some how helping, but come on gimme a break! Poor Jamie ain’t gonna have NO money for college at this rate! lol Not to mention those young people I just talked about probably think not only will they never get an STD, but if they do get knocked up things will be just peachy keen and they’ll live happily ever after...in a million dollar home! Oops, that’s not how it really goes down now is it!

RealLuvAlwaysBL Thank you to all of you who have gotten the point of this article. I had a good time writing it, and as I've tried to explain it was/is supposed to be "just for fun!" KA3006, I don't even know what to say anymore...I'm baffled that people are not taking this for what it is worth...a little reflection and a couple laughs. Everything that happened on OTH is fiction--up for interpretation--based on personal experience, etc. My point is that the circumstances of fictional mediums (TV, books, movies) can be deemed as "fact" or "reality" when in fact, they are FAR from it in most cases. From now on, I won't respond to comments of this nature. I can't force anyone to agree/like the article. But, I was not trying to persuade or dictate anything that would require a rebuttal. I was simply pointing out instances that I found ironic or funny. Team_Brooke. I believe you are able to marry before 18 under certain circumstances: 1. emancipation (which I believe Nate was?) and 2. permission of legal guardian(they got from Haley's parents). There are probably others too? Anyways, the "independence" of OTH characters is definitely another shining example!

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OTH FOTM interview with Terra (dermer4ever)!

posted by nandacavalieri

It's a bit late, sorry, it took me sometime to come up with the questions.
It was great to do this interview with such an amazing girl (and an awesome OTH fan) that Terra is. I hope Du like it :)

1. Season seven without Chad and Hilarie, what are your thoughts?
First of all i Liebe Chad and Hilarie and they are great on the Zeigen and i am going to miss them and their characters but i Liebe oth so much i do not want to end and i think season 7 might be good and i think it is way to early to judge it before it airs.

2. Usually, how do Du handle the waiting for new episodes?
not very well especially...

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Movie Script Ending [A Brucas/Naley Fanfiction]-Chapter Three:A Girl Interrupted

posted by luvrgirl101

Peyton Sawyer dropped a cardboard box onto the floor of her new home, sighing softly as it hit the ground with a thud.

She kicked at it with her foot while observing the house quietly. It was too big. She was just one person, and yet she knew there was at least one extra bedroom.

Why had she purchased it again? Peyton knew she could answer that Frage herself. She’d always grown up in a large, empty house, why not do it again? Plus, this could be fun; decorating her own new swinging pad.

Right. Decorating her own new swinging pad Von herself. Oh, she could just see the great times she’d have...

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SEASON 6 Artikel WITH MARK SCHWHAN

posted by jennifer_02

The fifth season of One baum hügel completely reinvented the series. Instead of following the characters to college, which is a Bewegen that has doomed countless other teen dramas, creator Mark Schwahn decided to jump four years ahead and follow the characters through adulthood. It was a risky move, but one that ultimately paid off. To get Fans ready for the show's sixth season, which kicks off on September 1, we sat down with Mark to get the scoop on what's coming up for the OTH gang.

For the first part of our two-part interview, we asked Mark Fragen Abgeschickt Von BuddyTV readers. Read on to...

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Leyton FOTM interview with Maria (Mtoll) <3

posted by ritergrl

Guys, this may the best FOTM interview Du ever read... evaaa! Bar, consider yourself rasied xD . PS, yeah, she's drunk xD

1. No LP Weiter season, good oder bad?
THISI S BAD!!! OTH is all abut Leyton now! This sucks

2. Why do Du ship LP
Because they chemistry is so hot that I get turned on whenever I see them! They belong together.. when we see them tohethet its like ONe perspon, its perfect to watch!

3. Brucas, Jeyton, Lincas, Neyton & Pulian. If Du had to pick one of the following, which would it be and why?
JEYTON!!! Jake is sucj a sweet guy! And I Liebe hi and Peyton together! But you...