From: LLT Girls!♥
To:OTH’s “writer”, Mark Schwan!
Subject: ONE JAMIE HILL…Not to brag but we’re better than you!
Dear Mark,
I’m sure that when Du finish Lesen this letter which, with so much love, I decided to write to you, in your mind there will be two thoughts: 1. SUICIDE! 2.Follow my advice! I hope you’ll do the second, not because I care about you, but because Du know I’m amazing! LOL! Well enough with that....Me and some of my uber special leyton Fan Friends decided that we had to give Du some help like we noticed that as time goes Von Du kind of lose your..INSPIRATION! Thank God Du can still see that Leyton are meant to be and you’re giving us some cute scenes..but it’s only about the CUTENESS, man, the audience needs some HOTNESS too..that’s the key! So put first on your “have to write” Liste a Leyton sex scene..and well, some NH buddies want a Naley hot scene too so Du could give them a dusche scene oder smth! Should I remind Du how old the characters are? 22, yeah right…I know Du thought they were 42!I’m not good at maths either but S helped me to figure out their age!^^ I remember watching an interview of you, before Du decided to become the Mark Du are now, and had told that Brooke was added to the Zeigen because we needed a FUN character! FUN definition: Certainly not what B.Davis is lately! I don’t see the point of wanting to adopt when she’s way too young and can have her own kids when she finds the Liebe of her life who BTW could have been Owen but Du messed him up! As a song says..IT’S NEVER TOO LATE Marky, Du can still bring the Owen we loved back, Du know not the one who Du want to kill Von making him hook up with Millie but the sweet guy who could be the one for Brooke! Now, I have to explain why I changed the Titel of your Zeigen “ONE baum HILL” and made it “ONE JAMIE HILL”! I can asure Du that every single person that watches the Zeigen could guess that it’s because your freaking hand which writed the script has decided to give to this 5-year-old ex-cute now-annoying boy Mehr screentime than Lucas! PLEASE..You have to send him to a boarding school so he can make REAL Friends of his age!(you seem not to pay attention on the AGE of your characters! Xdd) ..talking of Jamie I remember Haley, right, cause he's like the only thing she’s on the Zeigen for! Not my fault! She could get a storyline that has nothing to do with her little blondie son oder Nathan, couldn’t she? Just please not a psycho storyline..you’ve already done this! ;)
Another thing that Du are unaware of is that literally nobody cares about Mouth’s Liebe life so Du can give him&Millie their happily ever after with no fear of losing fans..I’ve heard that in Omaha there’s a Home waiting for them..why keep them in baum Hill? ALARM: Don’t forget to send Gigi accidentally with them so they can have their own “drama” Zeigen named “Mouth :the Geek who became a Manwhore”! Do the ship-names Breyton,Paley and Neyton remind Du of anything? They do!I knew they would....Why the hell don’t Du give us some scenes of those amazing friendships? It’s Mehr interesting watching Jamie’s awful jokes? Really Mark? It SO isn’t…Xddd Make Naley Mehr interesting like in S3 oder S4 and stop making them seem a 50-year-old couple which seems to care only about what time will their fave Zeigen begin! In which planet do Du live? Because I live on Earth and here 22 Jahr old couples have FUN and are way Mehr interesting than Nathan and Haley! EARTH CALLS MARK! I bet Du live somewhere really close to the place dead people go that’s why Du keep bringing them all the time back as GHOSTS! I know they’re your Friends but what did we do to deserve something so horrible like seeing again a person that is supposed to be dead? Only Nanny Carrie hasn’t come back as a ghost (not to give Du ideas)..and I wish she will never do! Du know that If there was a category “ Less talented actress working at a really beliebt show” there would be only one person nominated? And the award goes to……SAM WALKER! Du need to pay her Schauspielen classes because Du brought her there..but she’s the one who doesn’t know how to act so Du are to blame! Imagine her crying at 3.16..OMG..3.16 did I write? I have to congratulate Du for that episode even though I believe Du were high when Du wrote it so your talent came out!! This was amazing…Get some crack oder something and write again something so GREAT! And with all that said..I think I’m done! Just to make clear that all I wrote is not only my own ideas..Sarah,Sabina and Addie helped and inspired me! Du know Du Liebe us, Mark and Du know what Du have to do! BRING THE Zeigen WE LOVED BACK!
PS:If it’s really hard watch some Gossip Girl episodes to give Du some ideas but DON’T COPY! LMAO!
PS2♥:THANKS FOR 6.01!Best thing you’ve ever done! xD
PS3:if Du need any help getting inspiration, ask S for a bag of lavender! It's like LSD for law abiding citizens ;]
With….LOVE? (I’m a liar..Not a criminal! At least not YET)
Xoxo LLT girls!
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No offense to Fans of the characters I'm kinda "bashing" up there! This was made only for fun and was just an entertaining way of expressing our opinions! ^^
