ok guys so all this freaking hilarious one no Zeigen hügel crap is getting crazy! Du know what that means instant inspiration! so here's some crap i just threw together hope Du like
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One baum hügel renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person Antwort "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? Du are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude Du already don't pay me enough. This is my Zeigen I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad Du are the star, but Du know I can't pay Du anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie oder giving all the money to Lee because he is the One baum hügel version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something Jahr old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. Hey and aren't Du the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't Du do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character oder make him Bewegen away oder some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have Du heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but Du have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your Zeigen now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. Du can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could Du take those pics of me off your Wand they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless Du make it a breyton lesbian Liebe fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See Du later Du big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and Du should totally go to my blog Southern Gothic productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If Du need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See Du later"
ring ring
"Are Du freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh Hey Soph! I can always count on Du to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't Du know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your Zeigen now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the Zeigen anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely Tag Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to Du too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this Zeigen for 6 years, and I want to go Home and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your Zeigen now Joy. Du can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your Zeigen now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double datum with Mia and Chase? I mean really Du couldn't give Naley one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the Zeigen into a Naley porno is that what Du want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes Du could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are Du kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy sagte cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he sagte mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One baum Hill, loved Von all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions Von a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to KISS Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and Du are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok Du caught me Küssen her pic one time"
"French Küssen it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't Du try Jackson. I'm sure he'd Liebe a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your Zeigen James"
"Dude it already was. Did Du not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but Disney already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But Du could also be a star, sterne on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah Du sagte a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. Du better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson sagte before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do Du see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini Du is out. And I'm sick of Du making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the Weiter few hours
*The Weiter day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the Zeigen ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark sagte to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" Fergie says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One baum hügel renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person Antwort "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? Du are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude Du already don't pay me enough. This is my Zeigen I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad Du are the star, but Du know I can't pay Du anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie oder giving all the money to Lee because he is the One baum hügel version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something Jahr old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. Hey and aren't Du the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't Du do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character oder make him Bewegen away oder some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have Du heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but Du have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your Zeigen now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. Du can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could Du take those pics of me off your Wand they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless Du make it a breyton lesbian Liebe fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See Du later Du big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and Du should totally go to my blog Southern Gothic productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If Du need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See Du later"
ring ring
"Are Du freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh Hey Soph! I can always count on Du to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't Du know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your Zeigen now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the Zeigen anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely Tag Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to Du too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this Zeigen for 6 years, and I want to go Home and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your Zeigen now Joy. Du can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your Zeigen now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double datum with Mia and Chase? I mean really Du couldn't give Naley one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the Zeigen into a Naley porno is that what Du want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes Du could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are Du kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy sagte cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he sagte mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One baum Hill, loved Von all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions Von a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to KISS Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and Du are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok Du caught me Küssen her pic one time"
"French Küssen it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't Du try Jackson. I'm sure he'd Liebe a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your Zeigen James"
"Dude it already was. Did Du not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but Disney already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But Du could also be a star, sterne on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah Du sagte a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. Du better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson sagte before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do Du see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini Du is out. And I'm sick of Du making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the Weiter few hours
*The Weiter day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the Zeigen ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark sagte to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" Fergie says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Fergilicious! its hot hot
