posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before abendessen at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' tabelle for Du tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? fisch fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are Du working as a nurse during the day? Du look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death Von monkeys in Toy Story 3.