Kailan: sorry, petunie, petunia did that to the title. Anyway Pinkerton is ill and HOLY 💩! Kai lan saw Flippy having sex with flaky. Flaky: so wet... Kailan eewwww! What are Du doing? Pinkerton presses a button: I'Buttin:mmmm .... I don't feel good... Tolee: what's wrong Pinkerton? Sickness Pinkerton presses a button. Kailan: Did Du see that Tolee? I saw Flippy f***ing flaky! Tolee: they are just trying to get kids. And yes I saw it. I saw Pinkerton feeling unwell. So I sat Weiter to him maybe that applesauce suppe might- Kailan: there goes pup academy again Du don't just Liebe pandas... Du love...

Once upon a time, in a far away palace in China, there lived a young and lonely emperor named Rintoo. Rintoo was a tiger.
He was sad because he had to face some duties as the emperor. And sometimes, he was shy.
He wished that he could find something that would make him happy.

One day, Emperor Rintoo was riding on his horse down the woods and he came upon a dark schloss filled with thunder and lightning.
Not wanting to let his kingdom fall into the hands of darkness, Emperor Rintoo decided to be Merida - Legende der Highlands and check it out.
So he yanked on the reins and he and his horse took off.

When they reached the dark...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 7
"How to Deal With an Emperor Like Malmard"

[The episode begins around Weihnachten time and Kai-Lan and the gang are setting up the palace with tons of Weihnachten decorations.]

Kai-Lan: Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Rintoo: Hanging décor up with friends. Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hoho: Being here with Friends and family.
Tolee: Fa la la la la la, la la la
All: We Liebe Weihnachten and all the presents. Fa la la la la, la la la la.

[Everyone laughs.]

Kai-Lan: That was so super Du guys. Do Du think we should keep going.
Rintoo:...

10 years Vor tonight I debuted a fan-fiction series I came up with to continue the adventures of one of my Favorit shows airing at the time: Ni Hao, Kai-Lan. The idea came to me just mere months after the airing of that show's final episode (or special): Journey to Monkey King Castle, the first original from the Zeigen since October 2010. After that airing, I was curious as to whether oder not the Zeigen would continue beyond that point. But then, I learned of its fate, sort of, and it shocked me. And at that point, I knew I wanted to continue the show, while at the same time, staying true to it...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 11
"Former Life of Ye Ye"

[[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and Ye Ye doing some gardening.]]

Kai-Lan: What kind of blume is this, Ye Ye?
Ye Ye: That kind of blume is a yellow petunia. It came from the other side of the forest.
Kai-Lan: And this one?
Ye Ye: This one is a black rose. They're Mehr likely to grow outside of China, but they can be shipped all the way from Japan.
Kai-Lan: That's great. How do Du know all of these different types of flowers?
Ye Ye: Du know, Von looking at them and understanding what they are. Also, Lesen about them. That's...

Kai lan and Pinkerton, who is wearing noise cancelling headphones go out to stop the 3 musketeers, a.k.a petunia, snowy, and Fliqpy. Suddenly, Pinkerton presses a button. Button: hydrant! Hydrant! Kai lan: Pinkerton this is the third time Du pressed the bathroom button. Look Pinkerton, in the Weiter quarter mile there is a hydrant. And after we stop this as enjoyable as shaking my butt music, I will get Du some bacon. Pinkerton presses another Button. Button :Bacon! Bacon! But he later goes back to the hydrant button. Button: hydrant! Kai Lan: UGH! I mean... Can't Du hold it in for the next...

It's Kai lan's birthday, and then someone rings the doorbell. Kai Lan: I'll open the door. Kai lan opens the door and she sees Pinkerton at her door with a gift and a miss Du card. Kai lan: Pinkerton? What are Du doing here? Aren't Du supposed to be with Kenleyfox? And why is this a miss Du card instead of a happy birthday card.Oh well, I will read this card. Card : dear Kai lan, I could not come to your birthday party because I had to go back to Canada because my species are going extinct and there, my species will reproduce. Please take care of Pinkerton for me. Your best friend, Kenleyfox....