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SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other Tag after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties.
Don Castalini: If he doesn't pick up this time, Du should pick him up at his house.
Adrenaline: *picks up after a few rings* Whats up?
Larry: The don is having a party at my house. Du coming?
Adrenaline: Yeah, just running a bit late.
Larry: Don't be too late, there's a lot of beautiful ladies here. Half of them have been asking about you.
Adrenaline: Yeah, yeah. Tell them I'll see them soon.

He arrived ten Minuten later, and was greeted Von Larry

Larry: Hey, Du made it.
Adrenaline: Yep. Had a flat tire but it's fixed now.
Larry: A flat tire on a brand new car? That's never happened to me before.
Adrenaline: There was a nail in the road. How's the party going?
Larry: Good. Those mares I told Du about over the phone are getting punch.
Adrenaline: Good. I'll get to seeing them.

The two mares were really beautiful. Their names were Donna, and Madison.

Donna: *Sees Adrenaline*
Madison: He's even Mehr handsome than I thought he was.
Adrenaline: *Walks over to the mares* Heard Du two beauties were looking for me.
Donna: From who?
Madison: Mr. Wilcox I presume?
Adrenaline: That's right.
Donna: Well, he told us that Du were single, and wanted a special somepony to datum you.
Madison: I'm going steady, but my friend Donna is looking for somepony to date.
Adrenaline: Well lucky for Donna, I am single.
Donna: Yay!
Larry: *Arrives* How are things going Du three?
Adrenaline: Good. Me and Donna are no longer single.
Larry: That's good to here.
Adrenaline: So what kind of drinks do Du have here?
Larry: I've got punch, Colta Cola, A&W, whiskey, beer, brandy, scotch, and water. Du know what this party really needs?
Donna & Madison: What?
Larry: Music. Wait right here, I'll be back. *Walks away*
Adrenaline: Good idea, ask for some rock n' roll.
Larry: I will.

Meanwhile, another pony walked up to Adrenaline, and the two mares.

Stallion: *Looks at Donna, and Madison* Du two smell really bad. What perfume are Du wearing?
Donna: Just ignore him.
Madison: He might be drunk.
Stallion: I'm not drunk, and I ain't being ignored! *Pulls out a .38 revolver, and points it at the two mares*
Adrenaline: *Tackles the stallion so the gun is out of his possession*
Stallion: *Kicks Adrenaline*
Donna: Be careful Adrenaline.
Stallion: *Runs for the gun*
Donna: Stop! *Grabs the Stallion*
Madison: Get him!
Stallion: *Grabs a knife, and stabs Donna. He pushes her out of the way, and runs for the gun*

Larry returned, just in time to see Adrenaline fighting the stallion.

Larry: *Sees stallion attacking Adrenaline* Hey!! *Grabs an M14 rifle, and fires one bullet
Stallion: *Gets off Adrenaline, and runs*
Larry: *Shoots the stallion*

Nearby, but in an area where no one can see them.

pony 64: *In a black El Dorito with another pony* He's dead. Our boss won't be happy about this. *Drives away*
Adrenaline: I had that! He just got the jump on me.
Larry: Well, sorry for saving your ass.
Madison: Guys? Donna is dead.
Larry: What?

Then this song was playing: link

Adrenaline: What? *Goes closer to Donna to check her pulse. He sighs and shakes his head, implying that she is dead.*
Don Castalini: *Walks towards them* Who was the pony that killed her?
Larry: We don't know, but I shot him.
Adrenaline: He seemed to be angry with Donna and Madison.
Don Castalini: *Sees the pony*
Larry: Do Du know him?
Don Castalini: I think so. Meet me in my house in ten minutes. *Walks away*
Larry: Du don't suppose he was from one of the enemy mafias, do you?
Adrenaline: Could have been..maybe.
Larry: Thanks to him, my party is ruined.
Madison: I thought Du were brave.
Larry: Well, thanks.
Madison: I was talking to Adrenaline.
Larry: Oh.
Adrenaline: *Rolls his eyes* I'd better get going.
Larry: Don't take too long. The don wants us at his house in ten minutes.

Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a couch Weiter to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As Du know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and stahl, stola $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend, and for sabotaging Larry's party, I want Du two to extort two businesses owned Von Mondoro, and kill at least ten ponies in his gang.
Adrenaline: We will definitely do that. Du got a spare gun?
Larry: I've got a lot of guns. Tommy guns, Magnums, and that M14 I just used. Pick anyone when we stop at my place.

After stopping at Larry's house, Adrenaline got a Tommy Gun, and they were off to complete the job for their Don.

Larry: *Driving his Aston Maretin DP2* I think we'll extort the drugstore, and the hardware store. If we get our mafia to own them, we'll get at least a thousand dollars a week.
Adrenaline: Du think the Mondoros will be around?
Larry: Maybe not, but if they are, that's why we got the guns.
Adrenaline: And plus we can kill ten ponies, just like the Don wants us to.
Larry: *Stops at the drug store, then gets out of his car*
Adrenaline: *Follows Larry*
Larry: Du watch guard, and let me take this one.
Adrenaline: Yeah, yeah. I'll watch.
Larry: *Enters the drugstore* Hello.
Cashier: What do Du want?
Larry: To offer Du protection. Du only gotta pay us $600 a week.
Cashier: That's too high for me, get lost.
Larry: *Punches cashier* What you're doing is stupid. Pay up.
Cashier: Fine. I'll give Du $700 a week. That's Mehr than Du want!
Larry: Good. Pleasure doing business with you.
Casual pony: *heads for the drugstore's door*
Adrenaline: *blocks him* Get outta here.
Casual pony: C'mon I need my allergy pills.
Adrenaline: Owner's busy
Casual pony: Then I'll wait.
Adrenaline: No, you'll be going. *pushes him*
Casual pony: Screw you!
Adrenaline: *scowls at the pony as he shows him his concealed gun*
Casual pony: *runs elsewhere*
Larry: Alright, it's time to Bewegen on. We're going to the hardware store. *Goes to his car*
Adrenaline: *Gets in* Was he any trouble?
Larry: Sort of. I had to schlagen, punsch him just to straighten his mind. *Drives to the hardware store*

They arrived in two minutes.

Larry: *Gets out with Adrenaline* I heard from several other ponies that the guy here is a crazy bastard. We both gotta try to extort him.
Adrenaline: Can we kill him?
Larry: If we do that, we don't get any money.
Adrenaline: Too bad it's not a co-ownership. Ok let's go.
Larry: *Enters the store*
Adrenaline: *goes to owner* Hey, $600 for the Castalini mafia to protect you.
Store Owner: You're idiots if Du think I'm gonna fall for that. Get lost!
Larry: Du pay us, oder you're hardware store will have a new owner.
Store Owner: *Grabs a hammer* I'll beat your asses to a pulp with this if Du don't leave!
Larry: *Shoots hammer, then shoots the cash register, making money come out of it* If Du don't pay us, the Weiter thing to get shot will be you.
Store Owner: Fine! I'll pay Du bastards anything Du want!!
Adrenaline: Alright then, give us $800.
Store Owner: Du got it.
Larry: Let's get out of here. *Leaves the store*

They still have to kill ten ponies in the Mondoro Mafia. That's up next.

Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on, so be careful.
Adrenaline: Are we going to shoot and run?
Larry: Yeah.
Adrenaline: *pulls out his Tommygun for when the elevator opens*
Larry: *Walks out of the elevator as the door opens* They're in this room down the hallway. *Goes left*
Adrenaline: *Goes towards the room*
Larry: Shoot through the door.
Adrenaline: Well alright. *Shoots thirty bullets through the door*
Larry: *Slowly opens door*
Mondoro pony 8: *Returns fire*
Larry: *Opens door, and takes cover Weiter to it. He shoots two bullets, and hits the pony* How many did we get?
Adrenaline: Not enough. *Shoots a few bullets through a couch, killing another pony* Now we got ten. This job is over.
Larry: Done, and done. The Don's gonna be pleased with our success. *Leaves hotel*
Adrenaline: *Leaves as well*

On the way back, Larry drove past a stadium where destruction derbies took place.

Pony: *By the entrance of the stadium holding a megaphone* If Du wanna be a driver in the destruction derby, sign up now!
Larry: I heard that's a great way to earn money. Race cars while smashing them.
Adrenaline: Ever been in one?
Larry: Yeah, I've tried it a couple of times. I'm not that good. Maybe Du could give it a shot. *Arrives at Castalini's house*
Adrenaline: Yeah, I should.
Larry: Do Du wanna do it after we talk to the Don?
Adrenaline: I'm up for it. *Goes up to the Don's house*
Larry: *Turns off his car, and follows Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: *Rings the doorbell*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* Is it done?
Larry: Yes.
Don Castalini: Alright, come in.
Adrenaline: *Enters*
Larry: *Follows Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Sit down Von the television.
Larry & Adrenaline: *Sits on couch Weiter to the Fernsehen set*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, get us the champagne.
Waiter: Which one sir?
Don Castalini: The Saint Marceaux, 1901.
Waiter: Very good sir. *Goes to get champagne*
Adrenaline: So what's up?
Don Castalini: Du got the job done, so I wanted to give Du boys some champagne.
Larry: Is that all?
Don Castalini: No. We have a situation with the Scaletta family. They're trying to protect two ponies that'll tell the FBI about these illegal drug deals we've been doing on the east coast of this island. Tomorrow at Lahaina, 9 AM, Du will kill the two ponies. They're both Negroes, and the last time we saw them, they were wearing purple Suits with yellow ties.
Larry: We'll keep an eye out for them.
Don Castalini: Good.
Waiter: *Brings champagne*
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph. Why don't Du take a break, and enjoy the weather outside?
Waiter: Very good sir. *Exits the house*
Don Castalini: Now that we're alone, I gotta tell Du something that only the three of us can know.
Adrenaline: What is it?
Don Castalini: This is very important. In three days, the police will get a shipment of Kodachromes Von Dodge. They're brand new, and must be destroyed before they can even be used. Du have three days until the cops get 'em to have 'em destroyed.
Larry: We can do that.
Adrenaline: Sounds good.
Don Castalini: Fantastic. Enjoy the champagne.

After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: Du still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, oder do Du wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* Du know where to sign in?
Larry: Von the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are Du Adrenaline?
Adrenaline: 23.
Derby: You're in. Your car is number 57, a white PMC pick up.
Adrenaline: Great. Larry, are Du joining?
Larry: Nah, I don't think so. I told Du I'm not good.
Adrenaline: Better get a ticket then. *Heads for car 57*
Larry: *Goes to his seat*
Adrenaline: *gets in his car, getting it ready for the race to start*
Announcer: Fillies, and gentle colts. We're about to start our very first destruction derby.
Audience: *Cheers*
Adrenaline: *Revs engine, and glares toward the other competitors*
Flag Pony: Alright racers. The track is a figure 8, ten laps. Turn your headlights on when you're ready.
Racers: *Turning on headlights*
Larry: *Watching the race*
Adrenaline: *Flashes headlights on*
Flag Pony: 3. 2. 1. Go!
Adrenaline: *stomps on the gas and zooms off from the start*
Audience: *Cheering*
Adrenaline: *Makes a turn, keeping the truck from losing control Von hitting another car while drifting, then speeds up after the turn*
Announcer: Hello everypony, and welcome to the very first Destruction Derby in all of Hawaii. All of Du ponies are very very lucky.
Larry: *Watching Adrenaline get first place* Keep it up buddy.
Racer 52: *hits the back of Adrenaline's truck*
Adrenaline: *swerves back and forth but regains control at the cost of speed, landing him in third place at this point*
Racer 52 and 27: *hit each other's cars trying to get ahead of each other*
Announcer: It looks like cars number 52, and 27 are in the lead, and they're attacking each other to see who will stay in first. Adrenaline in car number 57 did a wonderful job preventing his truck from spinning out.
Larry: Come on Adrenaline, get back in there.
Adrenaline: *Waits for an opening cutting off another car from behind*
Racer 76: *Hits the front of racer 27's car, spinning him out*
Adrenaline: *dodges racer 27's car and speeds up catching up to racer 76*
Announcer: They're crossing over the other part of the track. All of the cars are right behind them, so they don't have to worry about getting hit from the side.
Adrenaline: *Speeds up*
Racer 76: *Eases on the gas, to hit Adrenaline's incoming car from the rear*
Adrenaline: *is shook up from the impact, sees a turn coming up and makes a sharp turn*
Announcer: Car number 57 has been hit from behind, but is still in the lead. Adrenaline is doing great for his very first race here. He's now on the Sekunde lap.

Ten Minuten later

Announcer: The first three racers have just passed the starting line, and are now on the final lap. Seventeen racers have been eliminated, and so far, only twelve are left.
Racer 53: *Getting behind Adrenaline*
Larry: Watch out.
Adrenaline: *Keeps driving, keeping in front of the other racer*
Larry: Come on, almost there!
Ponies: *Cheering*
Announcer: It looks like Adrenaline is going to win this one.
Adrenaline: *Keeps driving, staying ahead of the others.*
Two racers: *Surrounding Adrenaline*
Announcer: Cars 09, and 52 are neck, and neck with 57.
Adrenaline: *Keeps driving, trying to pass them*
Larry: *Sees Adrenaline pass the finish line first* Yeah!
Announcer: The winner is Adrenaline. Well done.
Adrenaline: *Stops the car once he passes* Man, that was awesome.

In the distance, this song can be heard playing very loudly on a radio (Start at 1:08): link

Larry: *Walking back to the car with Adrenaline* Du remember the guys we're looking for?
Adrenaline: Kinda. Why?
Larry: Just wanna make sure. We gotta find them tomorrow before they testify.
Adrenaline: That's right. Castalini sagte they would be at the station in Lahaina catching the 9 O' Clock train.

They get into Larry's car, and drive out of the stadium's parking lot.

August 22nd, 1959. 8:52 AM, Lahaina train station.

Two Black ponies are wearing purple Suits with yellow ties. They're both carrying brief cases.

Larry: *Watching them, on their left*
Adrenaline: So, is that them?
Larry: Yeah. That's what the don said.
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Larry: I go to the back of the train with them, and Zeigen them this. *Shows a fake Movie Director ID* I tell them that I want them to act in a movie, and during that, Du check their cases to see if they have any info going against us. After Du find it, we kill them.
Adrenaline: Sounds good to me.

The train arrived, going backwards alongside the station platform.

The engine was a narrow gauge 2-4-0 steam locomotive, pulling four yellow coaches.

Larry: *Sees the train back into the station* This is it.
Adrenaline: It's pretty early.
Engineer: *Stops the train*
Ponies: *Getting on board*
Larry: *Watches the black ponies get on, and he boards the train getting on the same car that they're on*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Conductor: *Watching everyone get on the train* All aboard!
Engineer: *Blows the whistle twice, and drives the train*

With the engine slipping fiercely, the train slowly leaves the station.

Engineer: *Moves the throttle up, then back down, stopping the wheel slip*
Adrenaline: Okay Larry, ready when Du are.
Larry: *Nods, and walks to the black ponies, grabbing his ID* Excuse me.
Black Ponies: Yes?
Larry: I was wondering if you'd be interested in trying out for a movie. The both of you.
Black Ponies: Alright.
Larry: Follow me to the back of the train, and leave your things here. *Points at Adrenaline* My associate will watch them for you.
Black Ponies: We appreciate it.

The three of them go to the back of the train.

Adrenaline: *Starts looking through the cases*
Larry: Now, what I want Du to do is take your hats off.
Black Ponies: *Take their hats off*
Larry: You're going to take turns wearing my glasses. I want to see who will fit the role of the protagonist best.
Black Ponies: *Taking turns wearing Larry's glasses*
Larry: *Points to the one on the left* You. I like you, but there's a few Mehr things we must do before I select one of Du for the role of the main character.
Black Pony: Man, I thought it was called the protagonist.
Larry: Same thing.
Adrenaline: *Closes the first brief case* (Nothing in here but a bunch of papers) *Opens the Sekunde one*
Larry: *Takes back his glasses* I got a few lines for Du to say.
Black pony 2: What?
Larry: I want Du to say, there's too many suspects that deal with narcotics nowadays.
Adrenaline: *Keeps looking*
Black Pony: There's too many suspects that deal with narcotics nowadays.
Larry: Good, good. *Looks to the right, and sees Adrenaline* (What the hell is taking so long?)
Adrenaline: *Finds some pictures* These look pretty important.
Black Pony: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: *Pays attention to the black ponies* Oh, sorry. Where were we?
Adrenaline: *Closes the case*
Larry: Okay, I remember. Um, the Weiter line is.. Give me a second, I'm trying to remember. *Looks at Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: *Mouthing the words, I'm done. What do we do now?*
Larry: Oh, I remember now. Du gotta shout for this one. It's.. *Looks at Adrenaline* GET OVER HERE!!!
Adrenaline: *Comes in* Du called?
Larry: *Laughs* Oh, I'm just giving these guys their Weiter line. *To the black ponies* Please wait here while I talk to my associate. *Slowly walks away from the black ponies, keeping an eye on them, and quietly talks to Adrenaline* What did Du find?
Adrenaline: Some Fotos *Shows it to him, without the two ponies seeing*
Larry: *Looks at them* That's us in one of them. Every other Foto looks like a member in our family dealing with drugs as well. Those two are the ones we have to kill. Take the one on the right. *Walks back to the black ponies with Adrenaline* So gentlecolts, here's what I want Du to do next. *Punches the black pony on the left, and pushes him off the train*
Black Pony: Ah! *Rolls down a hill, and dies*
Adrenaline: *Does the same thing to the other one*
Larry: When this train stops, we'll get off, and tell Castalini about the good news.
Adrenaline: Alright.

The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See Du later.
Don Castalini: Du didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least Du got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful. Alright, I'm making a plan to create this really cool car. Come over with Larry when Du can, and I'll tell Du all about it.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Don Castalini: *Hangs up*
Larry: *Steals the Belleville, and drives it to Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: *Gets into the car*
Larry: *Drives out of the parking out*
Adrenaline: The Don wants to see us as soon as we get back.
Larry: Then let's go see him.
Adrenaline: He sagte something about a car.
Larry: Okay. I'm sure he'll tell us about it once we see him.
Adrenaline: I hope so. What he sagte sounded cool.

In Don Castalini's house.

Don Castalini: *Sitting in front of Larry, and Adrenaline Von a fireplace* As Du know, the Equestrian Mafia requires Du to be 100% Italian. I broke that rule Von letting Du two into my mafia, and I'm glad I did it. Du are very loyal, and I know I can rely on Du for any job.
Adrenaline: Well, thanks.
Larry: What's going to happen if anypony finds out we're not Italian?
Don Castalini: That'll never happen as long as Du stick with your fake last names. Larry Wilchiano, and Adrenaline Rusholini. Like I said, you're very loyal, so I know Du can stick with them, and accomplish your Weiter job. Adrenaline, I told Du about a car I wanted Du to get.
Adrenaline: Ah yes. I'll be sure to get to it as soon as possible.
Don Castalini: As Du know, European cars are usually bad, but there is a way to make them better. I saw someone make a hot rod out of a Vriendscoupe Beetle, and that's what I want. You'll have to steal a regular Beetle, take it to the autoshop, and modify it.
Adrenaline: Sounds simple enough.
Don Castalini: Don't think it's that simple. It could takes days to get the job done.
Larry: We'll finish as soon as we can. Is that all?
Don Castalini: Before Du go, have a drink. *Grabs a bottle of wine from 1922, and pours it in three glasses*
Larry: *Takes his glass, and drinks the wine* Good stuff.
Don Castalini: *Drinks his glass of wine* I'm glad Du like it.
Adrenaline: *Drinking his wine* I like it too.

Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if Du see an auto Shop anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too much gas. European cars are very fuel efficient, but there are two types of European cars Du can get. Those that are reliable, and not cheap, oder those that are cheap, but not reliable. At Chevronet, Du don't have to worry about anything. Our cars are reliable, fuel efficient, and available for Du to buy at a very reasonable price. Remember, Chevronet is the most efficient automobile in the world.
Radio Pony: We're back to our Rock & Roll. Anyone that says this type of Musik causes violence is a dumb ass. We're gonna kick things off with a very recognizable song, this is actually an instrumental, but once Du hear it, you'll know what it is.

Song: link

Adrenaline: Hey, I see an auto shop.
Larry: Oh good. *Drives the car into the autoshop*
Adrenaline: Well, guess we should get to work.
Larry: We don't have to do anything.
Auto Shop Pony: *Walks to them* What can I do for you?
Larry: I want Du to turn this thing into a hotrod. Get rid of the engine in the back, and put a V8 in the front. Get rid of the fenders, and paint this a different color.
Auto Shop Pony: Alright.
Larry: Let's go Adrenaline. We'll pay him once he finishes.
Adrenaline: Alright then.
Auto Shop Pony: *Turns off the radio, and the car as he gets started with his work*
Larry: *Leaves with Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: What now?
Larry: We still have to destroy those cars Dodge is going to send to the police.
Adrenaline: Lets get to it.
Larry: The factory is in Honolulu. We'll have to fly there, and sink the ship they're using to send the cars over here.
Adrenaline: Got it.
Larry: *Goes to a yellow, and black Pearla, and picks the lock* We're stealing this car to get to the airport. *Unlocks the door. Gets inside, and unlocks Adrenaline's door*
Adrenaline: *Gets in*
Larry: *Drives to the airport*

At the airport.

Larry: *Buying tickets*
Adrenaline: I hate the airports.
Larry: That's good, because we have to get out of here now. Our plane is going to leave soon. *Goes outside to board the plane*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Gets on the plane*
Adrenaline: *Sits down on a sitz in the plane*
Larry: *Sitting between Adrenaline, and the window*
Adrenaline: This trip should take a while.
Larry: Honolulu isn't far away. It should only take us a few Minuten to get there.
Adrenaline: Good thing.

Three Minuten later.

Pilot: *Lands the plane on the runway, and stops it three hundred feet from where it landed. He turns on his walkie talkie, and makes an announcement* Attention, this is your captain speaking, we have now landed in Honolulu. Enjoy your stay.
Passengers: *Getting off the plane*
Larry: *Walks off the plane, and smokes a cigarette*
Adrenaline: Du know, I don't get why we needed a plane for such a short travel. Kind of a waste of money.
Larry: Would Du rather waste half an Stunde on a boat?
Adrenaline: I guess not.
Larry: *Sees a police car pass by* Let's steal a car, and follow him.
Police Pony: *Stops at a red light*

The closest car to them was a white Lightningbird.

Larry: *Unlocks the driver's door, gets inside the car, and unlocks the passenger side door*
Adrenaline: *Gets into the car*
Larry: *Starts it*
Police Pony: *Takes off as the light turns green*
Larry: *Follows the police car*
Adrenaline: So, where to?
Larry: We follow the police car.
Adrenaline: What about the new cop cars?
Larry: That cop might check on the new cars for Maui.
Cop: *Turns right*
Larry: *Follows the cop, turning right*
Cop: *Turns left onto a road leading to the Dodge factory*
Larry: Here we go. *Turns left*
Cop: *Passes the security gate*
Larry: *Stops at the security gate, and opens his window*
Guard: I'm sorry sir, Du two are gonna have to turn around, and leave.
Larry: *Grabs a silenced pistol, and shoots the guard four times*
Guard: *Leans onto the button that opens the gate as he dies*
Larry: *Drives past the gate, and stops behind the police car* Okay, find the ship that the cars are on, and destroy them. I'll wait here.
Adrenaline: Okay, but how?
Larry: Shoot the gas tanks with your gun.
Adrenaline: If Du say so. *Gets out*
Larry: And make it quick. If that alarm goes off, we make a break for it, but I won't leave without you.
Adrenaline: *Runs towards the water, hoping to find the boot with the new cop cars*
Larry: *Drives towards an area where no one will see him*

On the boot

Cop: *Talking to some workers* When do these cars get finished? The police in Maui need them in two days.
Worker: They get finished at Midnight Tonight, and they'll arrive on time. We have half of the cars being loaded onto this ship right now.
Adrenaline: *Gets on the ship, and shoots the gas tank on one car, causing a chain reaction of explosions around the boat*
Worker & Cop: *Seeing the cars explode*
Worker: Damnit! Get out of here!! *Runs away while turning on an alarm*
Adrenaline: *Laughing while running away*
Cop: *Grabs his .38, and fires two bullets at Adrenaline*
Workers: *Running away. They are between Adrenaline, and the cop*
Cop: Goddammit! I can't get a clear shot!
Adrenaline: *Gets into the car*
Larry: Did Du get 'em?
Adrenaline: Yeah! Let's go.
Larry: *Drives away*

As soon as he passed the gate, the whole factory exploded.

Larry: *Looks behind him, and then at Adrenaline* Uh, how many of those cars did Du shoot?
Adrenaline: Just one.
Larry: I was wondering how Du made such a massive explosion.
Adrenaline: There must have been a lot of gasoline on that ship.

After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. Du should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did Du pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another job for the both of Du tomorrow.
Larry: Alright then. We'll see Du later.

For destroying the new cop cars, Larry, and Adrenaline were each payed six thousand dollars.

Larry: *Exits the house* I heard there's another destruction derby going on at the stadium.
Adrenaline: Is that so?
Larry: Du want in? Let's take your car.
Adrenaline: Okay.

They get in the car, with Adrenaline driving.

Adrenaline: *Drives to the stadium*
Larry: Du did good with the last one yesterday.
Adrenaline: Guess so.
Larry: Guess so? Du won.
Adrenaline: That is true. *Turns left, and goes into the parking lot of the stadium*
Larry: *Gets out*
Adrenaline: *Gets out*
Stadium Pony: Welcome.
Adrenaline: *Pays for entrance*
Stadium Pony: Hey, you're the guy who won the race yesterday. Would Du like to participate in another race?
Adrenaline: That's why I'm here.
Stadium Pony: Good. *Gives Adrenaline a small piece of paper with the number 20 on it* Car 20, an orange Pearla.
Larry: Let me go with you. I wanna see your car.
Adrenaline: Alright then *Leads him to the car*
Mechanical Ponies: *Coming out from under car 20* Which one of Du is drivin' this car?
Adrenaline: I am.
Mechanical Pony: *Opening the door* Good luck winning. We have at least eight ponies that have joined this demolition derby so far.
Larry: Wait a minute, I thought it was a destruction derby. Du race while crashing into each other.
Mechanical Pony: Nope. Today, it's demolition derby.
Mechanical pony 2: It switches everyday. Tomorrow, there will be another destruction derby.
Adrenaline: Sounds fun.
Mechanical Pony: What are Du waiting for? Get out there.
Adrenaline: Okay *Gets in the car and drives into the arena*
Larry: *Sees a red, and green wire on the ground, then looks at the mechanic* What is this?
Adrenaline: *Drives into the arena, waiting to start*
Larry: I asked Du a question. What's with the wires?
Mechanical Pony: It's not what Du think.
Larry: It better not be. *Pushes the mechanic into a wall, and points a silenced pistol at him* You're not a real mechanic here, are you?
Mechanical Pony: No, I'm part of the Meladori Mafia.
Larry: What did Du put under the car?!
Mechanical Pony: A bomb. We have another pony out there too. He's driving the Roadmaster. Car 76.
Larry: Is that all?
Mechanical Pony: Yeah.
Larry: *Shoots the fake mechanic, and runs out to the stadium, to the parking lot*

Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

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Adrenaline: *Crashes again*
Larry: *Drives Adrenaline's car into the arena*
Adrenaline: Wait? Was that my car?!
Racers: *Crash into each other behind Adrenaline*
Larry: *Driving Weiter to Adrenaline, lightly hitting the side of his race car*
Adrenaline: Larry, what are Du doing here in my car?
Larry: Get in here! There's a bomb in your car!
Adrenaline: WHAT!?
Larry: Hurry up!!
Adrenaline: *Climbs out of his race car, and into his own car, sitting Weiter to Larry* What is going on?
Larry: This guy dressed up as a mechanic planted a bomb in your car. *Watches Adrenaline's race car blow up* There's another guy in a Roadmaster, car 76. Those two are from the Meladori Mafia.
Adrenaline: Are Du serious? What should we do?
Larry: Get rid of them.
Meladori Pony: *Driving around the demolition derby in his race car*
Larry: *Follows the Roadmaster*
Racer 42: *Hits Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: Oh no, why of all the cars in the parking lot, did Du chose mine!?
Larry: Easiest access. Be happy I came here to save you.
Adrenaline: Well, please try not to get it damaged.
Larry: *Hits the Roadmaster*
Meladori Pony: *Drives out of the stadium*
Larry: *Hits the Roadmaster, making it hit another car, and watches it go airborne*
Meladori Pony: *Crashes into a utility pole*
Larry: Wait here. *Walks out of the car, carrying his M14*
Adrenaline: Like I have anywhere else to go.
Larry: *Points his gun at the race car* Okay, come on out!! If Du try to shoot me, I'll blow your head off!
Meladori Pony: *Gets out of the car*
Larry: What did you, and your friend plant a bomb under my friend's car for?
Meladori Pony: Last week, Don Meladori returned here from his honeymoon in Los Angeles with his wife. He passed out, got drunk, and after Du attacked us at his house, Du raped his wife. Both of yous.
Larry: Well that was last week. Why do Du pick to attack us now?!
Meladori Pony: We forgot until yesterday.
Larry: *Shoots the Meladori pony to death*
Adrenaline: *Watches Larry walk towards him*
Larry: *Returns to the car* We'll get back at the Meladori family for this. Let's talk to the Don. *Drives the car to the Don's house*

Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to Du in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do Du want to talk about?
Larry: Meladori had two ponies that just tried to kill us. It was because of something that happened last week, involving rape, and their don's wife.
Don Castalini: And they picked now to attack Du guys. I'm surprised they didn't forget. Everypony in the Meladori Mafia is an idiot.
Adrenaline: Idiots? Well, that explains it.
Don Castalini: Their Don's not too bright either. He thought about how Du throw coins into wishing wells, and threw a hundred dollars in one of them. Thinking he'd get an Aston Maretin for free.
Adrenaline: Yeah, when we find him, it's gonna be a mercy killing.
Larry: Agreed.
Don Castalini: Enjoy the chips, and drinks, I'm going to make a few calls. *Stands up, and walks away*
Adrenaline: *Pours himself a glass of champagne*
Larry: *Takes a chip, puts it in the salsa, and eats it*
Don Castalini: *On the phone* Yes. Meladori. We're going to wipe them out in Kamodlawe. Du know, that island south west from here. Meet me at my house. Okay, bye. *Hangs up, and returns from the phone* Okay, Mehr of our guys are coming, so finish the chips, drink some wine, and when they come here, we'll get going.
Larry: *Pours himself a glass of wine* Okay.
Adrenaline: *Drinks his glass of wine*
Don Castalini: Can one of Du pour me a glass too?
Larry: I got this. *Pours Don Castalini a glass of wine* There Du are.
Don Castalini: *Takes his glass* Thanks. *Takes a sip* Did Du check on the beetle?
Larry: Not yet. We'll do that tomorrow.
Don Castalini: Okay.
Adrenaline: So, when will the others get here?
Don Castalini: No Mehr than five minutes.
Rudolph: *Arrives* May I get Du anything else?
Don Castalini: No, thanks Rudolph.
Rudolph: *Walks away*
Castalini Ponies: *Knocking on the door*
Don Castalini: It's them.
Adrenaline: Good.
Larry: *Opens the door*
Castalini pony 3: We're ready.
Larry: Then let's go.
Don Castalini: Du got everything Du need?
Larry: Yeah.
Don Castalini: What about Du Adrenaline?
Adrenaline: Yeah, I got everything.
Don Castalini: Okay. We're going to the airport so we can attack Meladori in Kamodlawe.

He gets in Larry's DP2 with Larry behind the wheel.

Don Castalini: Follow us.
Castalini Ponies: *Getting in a Coltillac Series 65*
Adrenaline: *Sits in the back of the Series 65, waiting to arrive*

Both cars started moving towards the airport.

At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of Du don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane Du do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, oder else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just before the plane was about to land in Kamodlawe

Don Castalini: *Sees the island that they're going to land on* Wake up Larry.
Larry: *Wakes up*
Adrenaline: We should be meeting those guys soon. Hopefully, it will be the last time we meet them.
Pilot: *Lands the plane at the airport*
Don Castalini: *Gets up to walk off the plane*

The entire group gets off, and they steal two trucks.

Castalini Ponies: *Getting in one truck*
Larry: *With Adrenaline, and Don Castalini in another truck*

They drove the trucks, and soon arrive at Don Meladori's house.

Larry: Okay, we're here. *Stops the truck*
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Don Castalini: Storm inside, and kill them all.
Adrenaline: Works for me.
Larry: It's the only thing we can do, so I'm okay with that.
Castalini Ponies: *Grabbing molotovs, and Tommyguns*
Adrenaline: *Loads his gun*
Larry: *Gets his M14 set up*
Don Castalini: Du still have that damn thing?
Larry: *Nods* They've only been around for two years.
Adrenaline: Okay, ready.
Castalini Ponies: *Throw a molotov through the front window setting the house on fire*
Adrenaline: So, do we wait for them to run out, oder do we just run in?
Don Castalini: Both. You, and Larry go in there.
Larry: *Runs to the front door*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Pushes the door open with his gun, and shoots three Meladori ponies*
Adrenaline: *Shoots at them as well*
Larry: Seems clear, let's go in. *Runs inside, and looks around the house* I don't see anypony, they might be upstairs.
Adrenaline: Then lets go *Heads upstairs*
Larry: *Following Adrenaline*
Meladori Ponies: *Running outside of the house*
Castalini Ponies: *Shoot the Meladori ponies to death*
Don Castalini: Good work. I wonder how those two are holding up.
Adrenaline: *Finds two of them inside and shoots them*
Larry: Go left, I'll check the rooms on the right. *Slowly walks to the right*
Adrenaline: *Heads to the other rooms*
Meladori Pony: *Runs towards Larry with a knife*
Larry: *Shoots him to death*
Meladori Pony: *Falls down*
Larry: Where's the Don?
Adrenaline: *Shoots a group of them in one of the rooms*
Don Meladori: *Shoots Adrenaline in the leg*
Larry: HEY! *Shoots Don Meladori*
Don Meladori: *Falls down, dropping his gun* Du two raped my wife.
Larry: She was asking for it!
Don Meladori: *Grabs a .38*
Larry: *Kills Don Meladori, and walks to Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: (Gripping the bullet hole) Goddamn.
Larry: *Picks up Adrenaline* Hey, we did it. We got rid of the Meladori Mafia. *Walks out of the house* You're gonna make it back into Maui alive. Du hear me?
Adrenaline: I hear you, but I feel like I'm gonna die soon.
Larry: Just hang in there.
Don Castalini: Everything went alright?
Larry: Almost.
Don Castalini: *Notices Adrenaline got shot* Oh.
Larry: We gotta get the bullet out somehow.
Adrenaline: I think a hospital could help.
Don Castalini: I know that, but what I don't know is where the hospital is. I've never been in this area before.
Larry: Perhaps there's one near the airport. I think I remember seeing one on our way here.
Adrenalin: Good. Lets go.

They all get in the truck, and drive to the hospital.

Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a pony that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: Du sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* Du did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry: We were playing poker, and we won a lot of money, but this gangster from the Meladori mafia came, and started shooting at us. We ran away, and saw the police arrest him.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty insane.
Larry: *Looks at Adrenaline* He won most of the money.
Don Castalini: 45 grand. I'll bet that's the highest amount of money anypony won from gambling in Hawaii. We better get going back into Maui. We'll see Du when Du return.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.

They all leave the hospital

Two days later, in Maui, Don Castalini, and Larry were waiting for Adrenaline to return.

Adrenaline: *Arrives* Hey guys.
Don Castalini: Well. Du look much better.
Larry: How do Du feel?
Adrenaline: Pretty good.
Don Castalini: Good.
Larry: I delivered the beetle here yesterday, and the Don was wondering if Du wanted to drive it.
Adrenaline: Du sure?
Don Castalini: Absolutely.
Larry: I drove it myself. I'll Zeigen Du where it is.
Adrenaline: Awesome. Lets go.
Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod with Adrenaline* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast Du can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The oben, nach oben speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are Du going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do Du wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. Du decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast Du can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright *Drives as fast as he can*
Larry: Traffic is low, so Du should be able to hit the oben, nach oben speed.
Adrenaline: Good *Goes faster*
Larry: *Excited*
Adrenaline: *Goes faster*
Larry: How fast does it say we're going?
Adrenaline: About a hundred miles.
Larry: Fifty two Mehr miles, and we hit the oben, nach oben speed.
Adrenaline: *Drives faster*
Larry: *Watching the speedometer* 120.
Adrenaline: Man, this thing is fast.
Larry: *Nods* 125. Almost there.
Adrenaline: *Goes faster*
Larry: 132.... 140. Almost there. 150, and.. *Sees the speedometer hit 152* Du did it.
Adrenaline: Awesome.
Larry: Okay, take us back to Castalini.
Adrenaline: Sure thing *Drives to Castalini's place*
Larry: Du had a fun time. I could tell.
Adrenaline: Hell yeah I did.
Larry: *Laughs* Du wouldn't stop smiling, it's like Du wanted to keep driving this car forever.
Adrenaline: Pretty much.
Larry: Well we can always steal another Beetle, and make it just like this.
Adrenaline: That sounds awesome.

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several Mehr ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a pony in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come out with your hooves up.
Adrenaline: What should we do?
Larry: If we try to attack from here, Castalini dies. We better do what they say, for now.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Scaletta Mafia: Are Du coming in, oder what?!!?
Larry: Yeah, we're coming in!

Walking into the house with their hooves up, they were greeted Von another pony.

Scaletta pony 3: Welcome back to your Don's house.
Larry: Speaking of Castalini, where is he?
Scaletta pony 56: Upstairs.

Larry, and Adrenaline get pushed up the stairs, and were brought to Don Castalini's room on the left.

Don Castalini: I'm glad to see Du two are safe.
Adrenaline: Same to you.
Larry: What's all this about?
Scaletta pony 36: We found out Du two aren't really Italian.
Scaletta pony 58: Despite that, Du got made, and joined Castalini. Now Du all know, Du can only get made in the Equestrian mafia if you're 100% Italian.
Larry: How did Du find out we weren't Italian?
Scaletta pony 3: We did our homework. Took a look in both of your family's history. Wilcox, you're 50% German, and 50% French. Rush, you're all British. Both of Du were born in the United States.
Adrenaline: So what? You're gonna kill us oder something?
Scaletta pony 3: You're a genius Adrenaline. It all starts with your Don.
Larry: Not if I have something to say about it. *Grabs a fohlen, colt 45, and shoots all three of the Scaletta ponies in the room*
Scaletta Ponies that are downstairs: Well, they killed Castalini, and the non-Italians. Let's go. *Leaving*
Adrenaline: *Waits for them to leave*
Scaletta Ponies: Wait a second. Where are the others? *Walking back into the house*
Larry: This can't be good. They're coming back.
Adrenaline: Then Du know what to do *Takes a Tommygun from a dead Scaletta pony*
Don Castalini: *Opens a drawer Von his bed, and grabs two .44 Magnums*
Larry: Yes I do. *Grabs his M14*
Adrenaline: *Waits for them*
Scaletta Ponies: Okay, we know Du killed those guys Castalini. Come on downstairs, and let's settle this once, and for all!
Larry: I'll go first. *Starts to walk downstairs, and shoots four Scaletta ponies*
Scaletta Ponies: *Taking cover in the room*
Adrenaline: *Shoots at them*
Larry: There's five of them!!
Scaletta pony 2: *Shoots Larry*
Larry: Ah! *The bullet hits, and breaks his glasses. He falls down*
Don Castalini: *Shoots four of the Scaletta ponies*
Scaletta pony 1: *Shoots Don Castalini*
Larry: *Gets back up, and shoots the pony that shot Don Castalini*
Adrenaline: *Shoots at them while taking cover*
Larry: They're dead. *Kneels, and sees Don Castalini* So is the Don.
Adrenaline: Goddamn Scalettas.
Larry: One of us has to take his spot.
Adrenaline: Why not you? You've earned it.
Larry: Okay. I'll do it.

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After Larry became the new Don of the Castalini mafia, the Scaletta's started a mob war against him.

The Castalini's won, and defeated both the Scaletta, and Mondoro gangs after one month.

Adrenaline became Sekunde in command of the Castalini's, and became famous for robbing 2.5 million dollars in diamonds from a bank in Honolulu in 1960.

Larry Wilcox remained as Don until 1966, when he was drafted in the United States army to fight in Vietnam. He was shot, and killed in combat.

The End

In memory of Izfankirby




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