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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was just a normal Tag in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and regenbogen Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

regenbogen Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be safe, sicher than sorry.
regenbogen Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack.
Applejack: The Flim Flam brothers? What in tarnation are Du doing here?!
Flim: Testing out our new speed boat.
Flam: We found an alternative fuel for it, instead of polluting the landscape with gasoline, we've built this thing to run on gems.
Rarity: Gems?!
Flam: That's right. *Pulls out a green gem* Shall I fuel our boot up, and demonstrate to our Friends how it works?
Flim: Von all means.
Applejack: Is it me, oder does that gem look similar?
Rarity: It looks like that gem the diamond Hunde used to make us teleport into the 1800's.
regenbogen Dash: And the one Gilda used to get us into medieval times.
Flim & Flam: *Uninterested in their conversation*
Flim: Ehem.
Flam: We can hear you.
Flim: Du really need to learn how to be quiet.
Flam: Besides, gems don't teleport ponies into-

Just then, the gem started to glow. With a flash of light, the gem teleported the five ponies into a desert. Lots of tall mountains could be seen in the background, and several cactus trees surrounded them.

Flim: My word, where are we?
Flam: I don't know. We must ask the locals. *Uses his magic to teleport away from the three ponies
Applejack: Typical, they're just gonna leave us out here to die.
regenbogen Dash: We're not gonna die.
Rarity: But we must figure out where we are.
Applejack: Right. That gem only teleports us into the past. Looks like we're in the Wild West.

Theme Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 3: The Loyal, The Honest, And The Generous

Based off of the video Von AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

regenbogen Dash
applejack
and Rarity

Also starring

The good ponies

Pierce Hawkins
Harry Calahan
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Twilight Sparkle

Also starring the bad ponies

Flim & Flam
Big Macintosh as The Gold Gunslinger
Tom Foolery
Jebediah Turner
Pedro Vandana
And Oddjob

Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll help us out for sure.
Jebediah: Right. I'll go tell him now. *Goes into the saloon*
Tom: *Walks up to Flim & Flam* Excuse me.
Flim: Yes?
Tom: Du two look new here.
Flam: That's because we are.
Flim: What can we help Du with?
Tom: I don't suppose Du ever heard of The Gold Gunslinger.
Flim: No.
Flam: We haven't.
Tom: Well, he's a friend of mine, looking for two ponies to Mitmachen his gang. I think Du two have what it takes.
Flim: A gang, huh?
Flam: Do Du guys steal things in this gang?
Tom: Why are Du asking?
Flim: Because we like to steal things.
Flam: Can we rob a bank as soon as we Mitmachen you?
Tom: Sure, but first Du gotta go talk to the big stallion himself.

Just outside of Cactus City.

Harry: *Shoots six bottles lined up in front of a rock*
Pierce: Well done.
Harry: Thanks. *Reloads his gun*
regenbogen Dash: *Arrives with Applejack, and Rarity* Excuse me.
Pierce: Yes? *Looks at the three mares* Holy smokes. Harry, get a load of these ladies.
Harry: *Looking at the three mares, and hearts appear in his eyes*
Pierce: Are they gorgeous, oder what?

Applejack, and regenbogen Dash blushed while looking towards the ground, but Rarity had a different reaction.

Rarity: Gorgeous? Why, thank you. Du two are very sexy.
regenbogen Dash & Applejack: *Stop blushing, and whispering to each other* Oh great.
regenbogen Dash: She just called them sexy.
Applejack: Take out the Y, and what do Du get?
regenbogen Dash: Sex. She's gonna be doing that non stop, and we need her help.
Applejack: She ain't gonna be much help if she gets laid 24/7.
regenbogen Dash: We better get out of here. *To the stallions* It was nice meeting Du two, but we better head into town. *Grabs Rarity, and flies as fast as she can*
Applejack: *Following regenbogen Dash*
Pierce: Wait, what town are Du heading into?
regenbogen Dash: *Points to Cactus City* That one.
Harry: They can't go there.
Pierce: We have to stop them before it's too late.

They ran after the three ponies.

As soon as regenbogen Dash, and applejack were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

regenbogen Dash: What the heu, hay are Du doing?
Pierce: Trust us, Du don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some just call him The Gold Gunslinger.
Harry: He has a revolver made entirely out of gold.
Rarity: Gold, eh? I'd like to get my hooves on a gun like that.
regenbogen Dash: How tough is this Gold Gunslinger?
Pierce: Over two hundred ponies tried to kill him, but none of them succeeded.
Harry: To answer your question, he's too tough for Du to take on.
regenbogen Dash: We'll see about that. I'm pretty tough myself.
Harry: He really despises mares. The Sekunde Du put your hooves in that town, they'll get blown off.
Rarity: Ooh. Pretty dramatic.
Applejack: Du think everything is dramatic.

Meanwhile, Tom took Flim, and Flam to meet The Gold Gunslinger.

Tom: Gentlemen. *Opens a door* The big stallion himself. The Gold Gunslinger.
Flim & Flam: *Walk into the room*
T.G.G: So, you're the two Einhörner Tom told me about.
Flim: Yes sir.
Flam: We would be honored to work with you.
T.G.G: Tom also told me that Du want to rob banks, and steal gold.
Flim: Yes sir.
Flam: We would Liebe to do that very much.
T.G.G: We'll get to that when the time is right. Now, I want Du to look for two stallions.

Who are the two stallions that Flim, and Flam must find?

Pierce, and Harry left to get some supplies. They asked regenbogen Dash, Applejack, and Rarity to stay at the house Von their selves.

regenbogen Dash: *Sitting in a chair, bored* This is a waste of my time.
Applejack: *Playing poker with Rarity* Well what do Du suggest we do?
regenbogen Dash: Find Flim, and Flam, and kill them. That's the only way we're going to get into the present.
Rarity: But we don't have any weapons.
Cowboy Pony: *Knocks on the door*
Applejack: Who could that be?
regenbogen Dash: I'll get it. *Opens the door*
Cowboy Pony: Howdy. Have Du seen any injuns around here?
regenbogen Dash: No, I haven't. If Du want to find one, you'll have to go to the train station.
Cowboy Pony: There's an injun there?
regenbogen Dash: Of course there is. They pull trains to, and from the station.
Cowboy Pony: Not engine! Injun!
regenbogen Dash: As in Native Equestrians?
Cowboy Pony: Yes!
regenbogen Dash: Sorry, I haven't had the pleasure.
Cowboy Pony: Du haven't had the pleasure?!!? *Hitting regenbogen Dash, and ties her up*
Rarity: *Gasps* regenbogen Dash!
Cowboy Pony: *Pointing a gun at the other mares* Stay back, oder your blue friend gets it.
regenbogen Dash: Don't worry Du two, I'll be alright.
Cowboy Pony: Let's go injun lover. *Takes regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Why do Du keep saying injun? Isn't it Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I ain't saying engine! I'm saying injun!

Flim, and Flam's first assignment was not going well for them so far.

Flim: How long have we been searching for those stallions?
Flam: For a long time. *Looks into a store, and sees a gem exactly like the one that brought them into the wild west* Flim, look.
Flim: *Sees the gem* We can go back into the present, and return to our gem powered speedboat.

They ran into the store, leaving a trail of smoke.

Old Asian Pony: What can I do for Du two?
Flim: We want that gem.
Old Asian Pony: *Grabs the gem* This green one?
Flam: Yes.
Old Asian Pony: Du probably won't believe this, but the gem has a special power.
Flim: We know.
Flam: It brought us into the past, here. We are from 2016.
Old Asian Pony: So the story is true.
Flim: What story?
Old Asian Pony: This gem can teleport Du into a Zufällig area, and also time travel into the past. Whoever is holding the gem, that says teleport, will teleport into the past, along with anypony 70 inches into it's radius. It can only time travel into the past, and not the present, oder future.
Flim: Oh that's great.
Flam: We'll never get Home now.
Old Asian Pony: There is only one way for Du to get back to the Jahr 2016. I sense that Du two came here with three mares.
Flim: Yes we did.
Old Asian Pony: To get back into your time period, Du must kill the three mares.
Flim: Will do.
Flam: We can do that after finding the two stallions.

At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house regenbogen Dash was at, regenbogen Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
regenbogen Dash: Why can't Du say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN Du PIECE OF SHIT!
regenbogen Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy pony 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy pony 4: What the fuck are Du laughing about?!
regenbogen Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy pony 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

Von the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's regenbogen Dash.
Flam: Du go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with regenbogen Dash now.

Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury regenbogen Dash, when the reverend arrived.

Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
regenbogen Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since Du interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until Du finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
regenbogen Dash: Have a race? I bet if Du come to the future with me, Du can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy pony 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy pony 2: We can't kill Du until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since Du interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind regenbogen Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at regenbogen Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy pony 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying regenbogen Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
regenbogen Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
regenbogen Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*

Song: link

Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and regenbogen Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
regenbogen Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
regenbogen Dash: *Takes a halfter, holster from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*

The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.

regenbogen Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at regenbogen Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*

As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.

regenbogen Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at regenbogen Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at regenbogen Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
regenbogen Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
regenbogen Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*

Stop the song

Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at regenbogen Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
regenbogen Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at regenbogen Dash as she walks towards him*
regenbogen Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* Du dig. *Walks away*

The sky was starting to turn dark as regenbogen Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought Mehr guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back Von now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell Du A,J, but, I think your friend-
regenbogen Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are Du okay?
regenbogen Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is she talking about?
regenbogen Dash: Oops. Did I say that outloud?
Applejack: It's a bit complicated to talk about, but what happened was, that we met up with two stallions named Flim, and Flam. They had this certain type of gem that teleports Du into a Zufällig location, while also taking Du into the past.
Rarity: This has happened to us three times so far.
regenbogen Dash: The first time, we were in the 1700's.
Rarity: And the Sekunde time, we were with pirates in the start of the 19th century.
Applejack: And we're back in the same century, but this time in the wild west.
Pierce: That's really what they call this place? The wild west?
Rarity: Yes.
Pierce: Lame.
Harry: So Applejack, and Rarity told us about how Du got taken away.
regenbogen Dash: Du wanna know how I got back?

While regenbogen Dash was explaining her duel with Flim, Flam went back to The Gold Gunslinger.

Tom & Oddjob: *Loading a wagon with guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: Let's go. A little faster por favor!
T.G.G: I ain't happy with your slow progress.
Flam: Slow, and steady wins the race.
T.G.G: That's true, if you're going against turtles!
Flam: Well, my brother still hasn't returned. I think he may have found them.
T.G.G: Those two stallions must be found. They broke a very important law in my city.
Flam: What law did they break?
T.G.G: They left.
Flam: They left? Du mean it's illegal for ponies to leave this town? How are we going to get out of here?
T.G.G: Silence!! Tomorrow, Du will look for those two stallions again. This time, I'll send Tom Foolery, and Jebediah Turner to go with you. Du must find them!

The Weiter morning, regenbogen Dash woke up when she saw the others sitting at a table, looking at a map.

regenbogen Dash: Morning everypony. What's going on?
Pierce: Applejack, and Rarity have decided to help us kill The Gold Gunslinger.
Applejack: In exchange, they're going to help us kill Flam, so that we can return to 2016.
regenbogen Dash: Okay. What's the plan?
Pierce: Town hall is right Weiter to the train station. We saw some of The Gold Gunslinger's cronies Wird geladen up some wagons at Town Hall. My guess is that they're going to bring those wagons to the station, and whatever is on those wagons will be loaded onto a train.
Harry: And that's the part I don't understand. What are they doing?
Pierce: They must be planning something that they don't want us to know about.

Flam was with Tom, and Jebediah. They were still looking for those two stallions.

Flam: So, can Du two tell me about those stallions your boss wants us to find?
Tom: The both of them are earth ponies.
Jebediah: I ended up getting their picture once. I was supposed to get a picture of The Gold Gunslinger, but he saw two ponies leaving the town, and told me to get a picture of them.
Flam: So Du know what they look like. What are their names?
Tom: Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan.

Once again, they could not find the stallions, and ended up going back to Town Hall. Meanwhile, a train was being loaded up with the guns, ammo, and explosives from yesterday.

Oddjob: *Loading a freight car with the guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: Du need to go faster! Du need to hurry up!
T.G.G: What do Du mean Du three couldn't find him?
Jebediah: We're not playing around boss. We walked for two miles, and we didn't see him, oder anypony.
Tom: They may have gone east for all we know.
T.G.G: I've been ruling this town with an iron hoof since 1868. I've been making a lot of laws that would make it difficult to live in this town, and I Liebe it. Only problem is, those two ponies left, because they didn't want to put up with me. Well they will once we find them. They will! Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan will be mine! Okay, now that my small rant is over, Du three can find an engine to pull our train into Sacramento.
Tom: Yes sir.
Flam: Did Du say injun? As in Indian? I didn't know they were strong enough to pull trains.
T.G.G: I sagte engine, as in railway engine. Get to work.
Flam: Yes sir.

Harry, and Pierce got to town hall with the three mares.

Pierce: Okay. Remember the plan?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Just be me.
regenbogen Dash: And they won't stand a chance. *Kicks the door open*
Workers: *Looking at regenbogen Dash with her friends, and grab guns*

The five ponies took cover behind a bench, and shot at the workers with their guns.

Workers: *Returning fire*
regenbogen Dash: *Taking cover. A bullet goes through the bench just above her head*
Applejack: *Runs to the left, taking cover Von another bench, Weiter to a poll*
Workers: *Shooting at Applejack*
Rarity: *Shoot the workers aiming at Applejack*
T.G.G: *Arrives with Jebediah, both carrying rifles* What is the meaning of this?!
Flam: *Runs through the back of town hall*
Applejack: There goes Flam.
Rarity: I'll get him. The rest of Du stay here. *Running away*
Jebediah: *Shoots Rarity's leg*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down*

After Rarity got shot, the others took cover.

T.G.G: There's no use hiding. Come out with your hooves up!
Pierce: Du know why we left?!
T.G.G: Why?
Harry: You're a terrible mayor!
regenbogen Dash: On three.
Applejack: Ready. 1.. 2..
regenbogen Dash: 3! *Shoots The Gold Gunslinger*
Applejack: *Shoots Jebediah*
Pierce: *Laughs* We got them.
Harry: Yeah.
Tom: *Opens the door looking at Harry*
regenbogen Dash: Look out!
Tom: *Shoots Harry*
Pierce: *Shoots Tom three times*
regenbogen Dash: *Goes to Rarity* Rarity. Are Du okay?
Rarity: *Tries to stand up* I'm having trouble getting up.
Applejack: Can't Du heal yourself with your magic?
Rarity: I don't know any of those spells.
Pierce: *Looks at Tom who is still alive* I bet he does. *Grabs Tom* Make that unicorn's wound go away.
Tom: What if I don't want to?
Pierce: If Du don't, I'll kill you.
Tom: *Uses his magic to heal Rarity's wounds*
regenbogen Dash: How's Harry?
Pierce: He died as soon as that bullet hit him. He got shot in the heart.
Applejack: Terrible.
Pierce: Well, at least he's in a better place. Now Du helped me kill The Gold Gunslinger, so I'm going to help Du kill Flam. Let's go find him.

They ran out of town hall, in Suchen of Flam.

Flam was running into the train that Pedro forced Oddjob to load.

Pedro: Come on Oddjob, get the locomotive coupled up to the train!
Flam: They're coming! Get us out of here!!
Pedro: *Gets on board*
Oddjob: *Backs the engine into the train*

Once the engine got coupled to the train, Oddjob pulled the throttle back so they could get out of the station, but the wheels slipped, and the train didn't move.

Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl, give it all Du got!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't Bewegen as the wheels slip*
Applejack: *With regenbogen Dash, Rarity, and Pierce. They were walking away from the station, but they here the train* Flam, he's trying to get away Von train! *Runs to the station with the others*
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Don't do this to us! We gotta escape!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't Bewegen as the wheels slip*
Pedro: Put some sand on the tracks Du stupid idiot!!
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl!! *Pours sand onto the tracks* Du can do it!! *Pulls back, and the wheels slip*

With the wheels slipping fiercely, the train finally started moving.

regenbogen Dash: Applejack, Du and Rarity try to get ahead in a wagon. Try to use your magic to make an engine for it. Pierce, you're coming with me onto the train! *Carries Pierce as she flies to the train*
Applejack: So Rarity, what do Du say Du get us a steam powered wagon?
Rarity: On it. *Uses her magic to make a wagon appear, and gives it a steam engine* Now gather some wood while I get the feuer started in the engine.
Applejack: Du got it. *Goes to get wood*

When regenbogen Dash, and Pierce got onto the train, they had their gun ready. Both of them were using revolvers.

regenbogen Dash: With all of these weapons, they gotta have something big planned.
Pierce: Yes, but what?
regenbogen Dash: *Looking ahead* Maybe we'll find our answer in one of the cars up ahead.
regenbogen Dash & Pierce: *Goes into a passenger car, quietly*
Pedro: So, with The Gold Gunslinger dead, I must carry out his plan professionally, and efficiently.
Flam: Yes, but where are Applejack, regenbogen Dash, and Rarity?
Pedro: Gone Von now. If we see them, they won't last long.

Back with Rarity, and Applejack, they got enough wood for fuel, and started off in the wagon.

Applejack: Hey, we don't have a steering wheel.
Rarity: Magic my dear. *Steers the wagon to the right with her magic* Now we have a lot of ground to cover if we're going to catch up to that train.

On the train, regenbogen Dash, and Pierce finally got the answer they were waiting for.

Flam: So, what is your plan?
Pedro: With some ponies I just hired to fight with me, we will raid the bank of Sacramento. The Gold Gunslinger told me that the bank there has $3.5 million dollars. Some of that currency is in gold.
Flam: Do Du know what we could do with that money?
regenbogen Dash: No, but I do know that we're going to kill you.
Pedro: Who sagte that?! Where did that come from?!
regenbogen Dash & Pierce: *Appear from hiding, and shoot Pedro*
Flam: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Pierce*
Pierce: *Dies*
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots Flam's horn off*
Flam: Oh! *Shoots regenbogen Dash's gun out of her hoof, and it falls out of the train*
regenbogen Dash: *Running towards Flam*
Flam: *Running for the door*

He made it just in time. Now regenbogen Dash had to find out where he went.

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about regenbogen Dash?
Rarity: regenbogen Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

regenbogen Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to uncouple the cars, so that the engine can't pull them to Sacramento*

When she uncoupled the engine, the train started slowing down.

Song: link

Flam: *Swings down from the roof, and kicks regenbogen Dash into the middle of the car*
regenbogen Dash: *Tackles Flam as he grabs his gun*
Flam: *Drops his gun, and kicks regenbogen Dash*

They both stood up, and started punching each other.

regenbogen Dash: *Grabs Flam's arm as he picks up the gun, and slams it into the Wand three times*
Flam: *Drops the gun, and punches regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Flies over Flam, and grabs the gun*
Flam: *Grabs it, and points it towards the ceiling*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks Flam, and is getting close to aiming the gun at him*
Flam: *Pushes regenbogen Dash, making the gun come out of her grasp*

Stop the song.

regenbogen Dash: *Feels the train coming to a complete stop as Flam aims the gun at him*
Flam: I am going to have great pleasure in killing you.
regenbogen Dash: *Looks at Flam, but gets an idea*

Song: link

regenbogen Dash: *Flies out of the train*
Flam: *Shoots at regenbogen Dash, but misses*
regenbogen Dash: *Flying over the train*
Flam: *Shoots regenbogen Dash's wing*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Falls onto a flatcar with lots of boxes*
Flam: *Climbs onto the oben, nach oben of the train, and runs towards regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Looking through the boxes for a weapon*
Flam: *Kicks regenbogen Dash off the flat car*
regenbogen Dash: *Rolls off the flatcar, and towards a cliff*
Flam: *Jumps off the train, and towards regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Stands up, looking at the cliff behind her*
Flam: *Punches regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Falls onto the ground*
Flam: *Grabbing his gun*
regenbogen Dash: *Biting Flam's arm*
Flam: AAH! *Drops his gun, as his arm starts to bleed*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks the gun away*
Flam: *Punches regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Grabs him as she falls towards the cliff*

Both of them grabbed the edge just in time.

Applejack: I see the train up ahead.
Rarity: Looks like it stopped, and the engine's no longer there.
Applejack: Faster, we gotta help regenbogen Dash.
Flam: *Trying to schlagen, punsch regenbogen Dash, but she blocks them*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks Flam in the rib cage*
Flam: Eugh! *Hits regenbogen Dash in the face*
regenbogen Dash: *Grabs a loose rock, and hits Flam's arm with it*
Flam: *Almost lets go, but takes the rock from regenbogen Dash, and hits her chin with it twice*
regenbogen Dash: *Knocks the rock out of his hoof*
Flam: *Hits regenbogen Dash in the nose*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Blood comes out of her nose, and mouth as she accidentally lets go*
Flam: *Grabs regenbogen Dash, and chokes her*
regenbogen Dash: *Can't breath*
Flam: *Laughing* I'm finally going to kill you, and your friends!!
regenbogen Dash: *Spits blood into his face*
Flam: Gah!
regenbogen Dash: *Breaks free, and grabs another part of the cliff, as she starts climbing to the top*
Flam: *Grabs regenbogen Dash's leg, and swings her into part of the cliff five times*
regenbogen Dash: *Now the side of her head is bleeding heavily*
Flam: *About to drop regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Swings from Flam's arm, and grabs the cliff, and starts to climb up*
applejack & Rarity: *Arrive in the wagon*
Applejack: Rainbow! *Tosses a gun to regenbogen Dash, while she, and Rarity point one at Flam*

Stop the song

Flam: *Looking up at regenbogen Dash* So you're finally going to kill me.
regenbogen Dash: When Du have to shoot, shoot. Don't waste time talking. *Shoots Flam, and watches him fall down the cliff*
applejack & Rarity: *Running towards regenbogen Dash, and hug her*
Applejack: We're so glad you're okay.
regenbogen Dash: Thanks Du two, but you're making the pain worse.
Rarity: Oh. *Lets go*
Applejack: *Lets go* Sorry. Say, you're bleeding Rainbow.
regenbogen Dash: What else is new?
Rarity: How come you're the only one that gets blood on their body from a fight, and not us?
Applejack: Good question.
regenbogen Dash: Let's not worry about that right now. We must get back to the present.

And, with a flash of light, they returned to Ponyville on February 5, 2016. They have teleported Von the lake, Weiter to their boot where they left it.

Applebloom arrived with Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Twilight Sparkle.

Applebloom: Look Twilight, there they are.
Twilight: *Talking in the voice of Ice Cube* Man, that's a lame boat!
Applejack: *Gasps*
Rarity: Twilight!
regenbogen Dash: How could you?!
Twilight: *Laughs, and talks in her normal voice* Don't worry everypony, only joking. Besides, I only talk like that when I'm the villain, in the Hedgehog In Ponyville stories.
Sweetie Belle: You're a villain?!!?
Scootaloo: I think Du weren't supposed to tell anyone that.
regenbogen Dash: Well, nothing we can do to stop it.
Scootaloo: *Looks at regenbogen Dash, and sees the blood on her face* regenbogen Dash! What happened to you?!
Twilight: Oh my! Rainbow! That's a lot of blood.
regenbogen Dash: No sweat Twi, I don't feel a thing. *Goes to the lake, and washes the blood off* Now what do Du say we go sailing?
Applebloom: Yeah!
Twilight: Let's see this boot in action.

Ending Song: link

regenbogen Dash: *Helps Applejack, and Rarity push the boot into the water. They jump in, and watch their Friends as they look at them with smiling faces*

Just Be Me

Episode 3: The Loyal, The Honest, And The Generous

Based off of the video Von AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring the good ponies

regenbogen Dash
applejack
and Rarity
Pierce Hawkins
Harry Calahan
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Twilight Sparkle

Also starring the bad ponies

Flim & Flam
Big Macintosh as The Gold Gunslinger
Tom Foolery
Jebediah Turner
Pedro Vandana
And Oddjob

Background characters

Old Asian pony
The Cowboy Ponies
The Reverend
Workers for The Gold Gunslinger

The names, and events in this Fan fiction are fictitious. Any portrayal of real events, oder real people is purely coincidental.

The End
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
January 8, 1983

Vito: *Arrives at Home in his car*
Q: *Waiting in a sedan with two other stallions* That's him.
Stallion 42: That sure is a nice house.
Vito: *Walks out of the car*
Q: Shoot him.
Stallion 38: *Looks back* Cop!
Q: *Pulls out a map*
Police Pony: *Stops behind the sedan, and walks out of his car*
Stallion 42: Oh shit.
Q: Relax. *Opens the window*
Police Pony: Hey guys, Du need some help?
Q: Yeah, I think we took a wrong turn. We're trying to reach Los Angeles.
Police Pony: Du know where 221 is?
Q: I think so.
Police Pony: It's just east of here, so Du go right. Then keep heading south. Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Song: link

It was a beautiful Tag in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to Zeigen Du the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:29): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the Bay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After seeing Tom, Nikki went back to the landscaping company to continue her work.

Mare 25: Du get to see Tom again at Wawa?
Nikki: Shut up. *Laughs*
Mare 25: When are Du going to ask him out?
Nikki: We're only friends.

Another mare walks over to them.

Melanie: Can any of Du help me find a tree?
Nikki: I got Du covered.
Melanie: Thank you. Von the way, I'm new to Ponyville. I'm Melanie Lockmann.
Nikki: I'm Nikki West. Put 'er there. *Shakes hooves with Melanie* So what kind of baum are Du lookin' for?
Melanie: Anything with some nice leaves, oder Blumen on it. Zeigen me the prettiest trees Du have....
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added by 80smusiclover1
 CORNELIA
CORNELIA
minty:tell us who Du are
rainbow dash:yeah!!! plz tell us who Du are
napoleon:they are the guardians(W.I.T.C.H.)
cornelia:napoleon get Home now and leaf us guardians(W.I.T.C.H.) alone while we take care of these ponys
PONYS IN UNISION:O!!!!!!

AFTER THE PONYS NOW WHO THEY ARE(W.I.T.C.H.) THE DECIDED TO MEET EACH OTHER STARTING FROM THEIR NAMES

rainbow dash:so now we know who Du are so now plz tell us you're names
WILL:I'M WILL
IRMA:I'M IRMA
TARANEE:TARANEE
CORNELIA:CORNELIA
HAY LIN:NICE TO MEET Du I'M heu, hay LIN
RAINBOW DASH:I'M regenbogen DASH
MINTY:I'M MINTY

AFTER THE PONYS KNOW THEIR NAMES THE PONYS ASK...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Jerry is now the narrator

Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky Jahr for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other Pistolen stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over Von our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we Lost our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...
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posted by teddy-1966
Scoo-Ta-Loo Burst through the Schoolhouse doors and ran right past Sweetie Belle and apfel, apple Bloom who were trying to get her attention. She grabbed her scooter and sped off as fast as her little wings could Bewegen her, for today her Mom and Dad where coming home!

It seemed like it took forever, but she finally reached her Home and pushed open the door calling out, “Mom, Dad I’m home.” But to her disappointment there was no answer. She soon found a note and read it

Dear Scoo-Ta-Loo,
Father and I are off to mainhatten on an important assignment. We should be in a Tag oder two, so until we get back...
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added by 80smusiclover1