IHE watches MLP... (I hear him, I HATE that theme song, along with mistaking Dash for a boy)

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posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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The New Era... PART 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

On Battlefield (ok Mehr on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* kirsche and Tulip... congratulations Du have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What Du gonna do
FireDash...

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The Succubus pt.1

posted by mariofan14

*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great Tag in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. Von day, they would be filled with energy. Von night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: Du shall work with regenbogen Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want Du two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with Du all the way.

So the two of us went toward a Shop that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, Du steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 6 prt. 2 Pintail's fight

posted by Dragon4322

Pintail behind armoured car

As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window.
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin.
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane pony in the Sekunde story to take out his heavy machine gun and open feuer at the armored car.
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to Bewegen the türmchen, turm, revolver and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action gewehr and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun Von a few feet.

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 5 Scootaloo's midnight escape

posted by Dragon4322

Rainbow Dash in corner

"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" regenbogen Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the orange filly says to her sister. "And! .....if Du get out of bett I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus sagte with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her regenbogen sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the Zurück H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so regenbogen Dash appeared,...

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My Little pony in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apfel, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes regenbogen dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Du just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Lesen creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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Discord Conquers Equestria(Prologue)

posted by xFluttershyx

Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a Schokolade rain cloud, squeezed it, and Schokolade milch came into the glass. As he threw the wolke to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. Du need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord oder else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!

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oben, nach oben 5 Favorit ponies

posted by btflash

Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a Liste of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I Liebe music. It's my absolute Favorit part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this Liste rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical Musik rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any pony that would attempt...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 11(Face-Off)

posted by noahnstar1616

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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", sagte Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed Von the schloss and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", sagte Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...

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The mystery of happiness part: twelve

posted by whiteclaw

regenbogen Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are Du lovely pegasus?" regenbogen Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" regenbogen scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.

"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. regenbogen looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time regenbogen Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So Du recongize me Von my colours eh?" regenbogen nodded. Then she...

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The Royal Mare

posted by jordy_dash

Welcome to the Royal Mare, we are glad to announce that the Fan windwakerguy, has made us a logo, thanks wind! Du made Emmy proud! Time for News! The hit role play "revolution" was released a few days Vor and has already hit the 500 posts mark! It has gone in to become the new roleplay of the club! Having tonnes of posts each Tag Check it out! For a brilliant idea Von our friend nocturnal mirage!
Our friend wind waker has made another role play, it is the fable rp, Du decide how your oc/hero acts, in a way like fable! It has a good concept and can be fun, in other wind waker news,he called...

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The Beginning: Part23---Ponies Vs Zombies [1]

posted by alinah_09

in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again Von the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i L L a L L p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
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Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her bett panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...

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The last solstice - Chapter 41: Power through deceit

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit

Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A Sekunde later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Liebe shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier Von window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...

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Creepy ponies prologue

posted by flippy_fan210

If Du don't like/know creepypasta, Du won't like this.

Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of bier and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben sagte as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...

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Hungarian pony fanart

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor