MLP Humans

It was a normal Tag in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*

One of regenbogen Dash's Favorit things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two Mehr clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* Hey Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen Du two in a while.

Song...

Weiter morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted Von the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do Zeigen up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn...

Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
Rainbow Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine Pistolen were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
Rainbow Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice...

WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...

Afried I'm ending season 2 here.. Working on the 3rd season of Trevor Phillips series and deciding to focus my energy on that one..

Pinkie Pie is involved in the series, she became Trevor's 'pet pony'.

But Trevor turned her from cute Pinkie Pie., into the deranged Pinkamena (Cupcakes Pinkie)..

since I'm bring this us., here's best of "psycho pinkie" in the T. P. Series.

SEASON 1 EPISODE 5:

lazlo: Please don't kill me., (holds up Pinkie Pie) I'll give Du my pet pony.

Michael: It'll take Mehr than tha-

Trevor: I Liebe IT! (Grabs her and despite being a mentally insane mass murderer, he hugs her like...

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to...

Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: Du don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a...

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo...

Tom: Well, we hope Du enjoyed this episode, because now, it's time for the bloopers.
Audience: *Clapping*

Blooper song: link

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi*
Taxi Pony: Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay Zufällig talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now Du tell me.
Audience:...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenbogen as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her schreibtisch when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform Du about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that Du cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news Du give me, is stupid. Last week Du informed...

Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Joseph: *Sitting Von himself, has white hair, light green eyes, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit Weiter to Joseph*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Joseph!

Joseph: *Sees the Mane Six Weiter to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Joseph?

Joseph: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are Du sure? We can’t help Du if Du don’t talk to us.

Joseph: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* Du don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity: We’ve only known him for about a Jahr now......

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Du will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies...

Tom: We're gonna Zeigen Du all of the crossover parodies we've done in this season. Let us know which one is your Favorit in the Kommentare below.

Master Sword: Our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.

Location: Ponyville, Sweet apfel, apple Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.

Audience: *Laughing*

An evil scientist Von the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, oder Mobius.. Whatever it's called.

Audience: *Laughing*

The residents of Ponyville...

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:01 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff, and Hawkeye got back to the station. They uncoupled their engine from the train, and Stephanie continued on with Stylo in two diesels.

Hawkeye: *Walks into Pete's office* I suppose Du heard about what happened.
Pete: Yes. How come Du didn't listen to Jeff?
Hawkeye: I thought he was lying. Anyway he told me Du might feuer him for crashing those three engines into the repairs.
Pete: Of course not. I know it was an accident, and I gave him a fair warning. Also, I did some serious thinking, and I'm gonna...