Sad MLP Fotos

Con was running to the car, and soon he heard one of the enemies shout..

US Soldier: HEY!! There's no ammo for the bass cannon!
Mirage: Oh damnit, it's in the car!
Con: *drives*
Mirage: WAIT!!
Fenix: It's not like him to forget the three of us.
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Captain: Shoot the tires!!
Tara: What's going on?
Captain: We have an intruder, but it's heading away from your train.
Tara: Alright then. Proceed.
Engineer: *pulls out of station*

The wheels slipped, but soon the engine was out of the station, and was puffing down the line

Con: I have to chase that train
US soldiers: *shoot all four...

It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A pony dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

Next morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, Du look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see Du now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con:...