Mary Sue: (seen watching tv, as the crusaders are hiding in the back room).
TV: We now return to the Trevor Phillips Show.
Trevor: (in a theory room) I'm telling Du doc! I grieved him!.. And he wasn't even (bleep)in dead!.. The turd lied to me for all these years.
Doctor: I see.. And how dose that make Du feel.
Trevor: (angrily) What is it with you!? Always with "feelings"..
Doctor: Just trying t-
Trevor: I HAD A HARD LIFE ALRIGHT! MY DADDY, WAS NOT, NICE TO ME!!
Doctor: And how dose that make Du fe-
Trevor: (angrily breaks the doctors neck, killing him) (beep) Du BITCH! WHO THE (beep) Du SPEAKING...
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