It was a wonderful day in Ponyville. Sean the hedgehog was walking to Sugarcube corner, with Rainbow Dash.

Sean: It sure is a nice day out.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Thanks to me
Sean: *laughs*

Dan : **sitting on beanch**

Sean: Dan, what's good?

Rainbow Dash: How's it going Dan?

Dan : uhhh everythink ok *drink water* waiting for Lyra....

Sean: Cool.

A flash of light soon appeared, and there was another hedgehog.

Catie: Hello.
Sean: Oh shit!! *pushes Catie*

We soon teleported out of Equestria

A moment later I returned.

Sean: Sorry about that
Catie: *returns* About what?
Sean: ugh. you *runs away*
Rainbow Dash: I'll be right back *flies toward Sean*

Dan : OMG...
Lyra : I... What I just saw...
Dan : I... dont.... know... you have this
Lyra : yes *give somethink to dan*
Dan : thanks....

Catie: Let me see *pushes Lyra*

Nearby

Sean: *sitting near tree*
Rainbow Dash: Is everything ok?
Sean: No. That other hedgehog is a communist.

Rainbow Dash: Is that bad?
Sean: Yeah.
Rainbow Dash: You can defeat her right?
Sean: I tried that. Believe me.
Rainbow Dash: What happened?
Sean: You really wanna know? I'll tell you.

Three years ago.

Sean: *walking along traintracks*

I was visiting Australia, when that other hedgehog arrived in a stolen locomotive.

Sean: Oh damnit!

Catie: *shoots Sean*
Sean: *falls* How'd I survive that? *teleports in Tails' shop*
Tails: *Working on train*
Sean: *steals train*
Tails: STOP! It isn't finished yet!

Sean: *teleports behind Catie* Let's see what this engine can do!
Catie: *grabs AK47*
Sean: *shoots gun*

Catie: Damn you! *goes toward coupling*
Sean: What is she doing?
Catie: *uncouples second engine*
Sean: *hits button*

My engine's coupler soon grew, and moved the second engine out of the way

Catie: *grabs chaos emerald* To Kansas City, Chaos Control! *leaves*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports to Kansas City*

The both of us were still in our trains, facing each other on opposite sides of a bridge

Sean: *looks at map* Time to die *launches missiles*

One missile would hit Catie, and the other would blow the bridge

Catie: *jumps out of engine* Give me your bike!
Biker: Hell no, you can go commit suicide
Catie: Give me your bike!
Sean: *jumps train over damaged bridge*
Catie: *rides*
Sean: *jumps onto Catie* What the fuck are you doing?
Catie: You mind your business. I was trying to kill your cousin, wnen you interfered. Now you have to die *teleports away*

And that's why Catie could win a war here.

Rainbow Dash: Wow really? We have to warn the others.

Dan : hmmmm... kinda... booored.... *drink beer* ...
Shadow : that day is.... uhhh...
Natalia : yup... is uhhh...

Catie: I'm going to sugar cube corner. Wanna come with me?

Dan : ...
Shadow : ...
Natalia : ...

Catie: Well?
Sean: Dan! Get away from her!!
Catie: *shoots Sean* Now to take over your minds *communizes Dan, Shadow, and Natalia*

Dan : .... yea that day suck... I think somethink in my head but... fuck it... im going home... *go home*
Shadow : 0_0
Natalia : 0_0
Lyra : Objective!!!! (?)

Catie: Go to Sugarcube corner, and communize every pony there.
Sean: Not without a fight from me!! *attacks Catie*
Catie: *K.O's Sean*

Rainbow Dash: You did not just do that!
Catie: *shoots Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *lays on ground*

Dan : *enter sugarcube corner* OH NO!!!! THEY DONT HAVE STRAWBERYS!!!!! yea... hi sean and RainbowDash....

Pinkie Pie: Those two aren't at sugar cube. What can I help you with?

Dan : you have seen Shadow?

Pinkie pie: nein.
Catie: *arrives at town hall*
Mayor made: you're not allowed here.
Catie: *communizes mayor* gather every pony here now.

Sean: *wakes up*
Rainbow Dash: *wakes up* What happened?
Sean: Catie attacked us. Where is she anyway?

In Russia

Catie: Colonel! Everything is ready.
Colonel Pempkov: Excellent. Let's go.
Catie: *teleports communists to Ponyville*

Dan : uhhhh... oh hi Sean... you saw Sha-
Shadow : *attack Dan with knife*
Dan : yeaaaaa... its a joke?
Shadow : *missed with knife*
Dan : well I think no soo... HELP MY BROTHER GONE CRAZY AND WANTS TO KILL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Sean: His eyes look different. *K.O's Shadow* Now we just wait for him to wake up, and he'll turn back to normal.
Catie: Attention Ponyville! You are now under Communist power!! Don't bother fighting us, or you will be killed!

Dan : NOONE GONNA SAY WHAT I MUST DOING POWER FOF PRINCE ACTIVATED!!!! *fly fast to doork as can* SHIT DOOrS IS CLOS- *stop* I mean closed... Sean... I - GONNA - BRING - MY - ARMY!!!!! no GEA I mean Dark Empire Army... just I gonna call theme *get phone* mhm ok yea... see you in ponyvill.e... have army...
Lyra : check...
Dan : oh yeah Lyra is my secretery now ....

Sean: I have some friends that can help us. I'll go get them, and meet me at Sweet Apple Acres. Got it?

Dan : got it....

Sean: Alright *teleports*
Rainbow Dash: Where is your group?

Dan : here they come MY BABIES!!!!
Many medevil soldiers come
Archer #133 : YEAAAA
Dan : Army....
Lyra : check...

Rainbow Dash: Now we go to Sweet Apple Acres

At Sweet Apple Acres

Sean: Dan, you made it. I've got my friends to join us. They're Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, and Espio.

Dan : ok... wait a phone... what?... shit... fuck... yea just send some guys there... nope... maybay... cool... ok... see you later...*hide phone* welllllllll... There revolution in Ponyville but whatever... continue what we need to do....

Sean: We're right in front of you. We don't need a phone

Knuckles: Alright, what have I been dragged out here for?

Sean: A hedgehog named Catie has brought an entire russian army here in Equestria. She has hypnotised many ponies minds to make them believe in communism. We must defeat this army quickly.

Dan : Wait *flashback* mhm... mhm... yea... russia have 2 weakness... a 2 ponies... buuuut they dead...

Sean: You know those two ponies are Shadow, and Natalia. I saw them, they're alive.
Knuckles: So you want me to kill someone hypnotising people?

Dan : wait... YOU WANT KILL MY GIRLFRIEND AND BROTHER!!!! ok... if yes IM OUT FROM THERE... sorry *leaving*

Sean: Whoa whoa whoa! Who said we were killing them?! Only Catie has to die, and they turn back to normal!

Sean: That's it! We don't have to kill anyone else, except for those russian soldiers.