Dr. Silver made it to her vulkan lair, but she did not notice Con was on oben, nach oben of her car.

Con: *Gets off of car*
Dr. Silver: Huh? *looks around*
Con: *Still invisible*
Dr. Silver: *Walks in*
Con: *gets rid of invisibility spell*
Itic: *Walks out of base* Con.
Con: Itic. Follow me. We've got to stop Dr. Silver.
Itic: Right. She plans to destroy an episode of Hawaii Five-O.
Con: But that's a good show. If she destroys that, everypony will be mad. *Climbs up volcano*
Itic: *Follows*
Griffons: *Flying helicopters*
Con: *Turns himself, and Itic invisible*
Griffons: *Fly to oben, nach oben of volcano*
Itic: *teleports...

My last class of the Tag was english with Mrs. Donatello.

Mrs. Donatello: Ok, today we are going to read Romeo & Juliet Von William Shakespeare. And we all know what he was famous for, right?
Rafe: (making the most boring stories in all of Equestria)
Mrs. Donatello: This story is a little advanced, but I think you're up for it.
Allison: I'll help with handing out the scripts.
Mrs. Donatello: Ok, thank you. Now let's go over the parts you'll be reading. Rafe, I think you'll make an excellent Paris.
Ponies: *laughing*
Rafe: Why do I have to read a fillie's part?
Mrs. Donatello: Paris is a stallion....

Arthur Note: There's a reference to the Simpsons in this chapter. But I'll leave it for Du readers to figure out what part it is.
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Prime Spike finished sending a letter to princess Celestia.

"I still doubt that she'll believe us.. I mean, I'm wait here and I don't believe it"

"Well. It dosen't hurt.. Besides we still had to tell we're coming. Not polite to Zeigen up unannounced" prime Pinkie relied.

"Hey, hot ones.. Wazzzzzzup!" Dragonowitiz announced suddenly revealing himself.

"Oh god, it's him again" prime Pinkie...

In recess....

Chrysalis: Okay colts, what do Du all wanna play?
Discord: Hmmmm.....checkers?
Sombra: Too boring! Soccer!
Celestia: Too rough, Sombra. How about tennis?
Luna: BUT I SUCK IN TENNIS!
Chrysalis: How about we all play freeze tag?
All: *nods*
Celestia: I'll be it. I'm counting to ten! *giggles* 1...2....3....4...
All: *runs off*
Celestia: 5678910! Here I go!!! *looks around and spots Sombra*
Sombra: Shoot. She found me! *runs*
Celestia: *starts to fly* Du can run, but can't hide!!!

With Chrysalis, hiding behind some bushes....

Chrysalis: They'll never find me! *giggles* *gasp* I forgot about...

Saten Twist was called into his manager's office, just outside of Los Angeles Union Passenger Terminal. He was sitting in the hallway, waiting to go inside.

Greg: *Arrives with Jake*
Saten: Du got called here too, huh?
Greg: Now I know what this is about.
Jake: It's because we got in a fight at the bar yesterday. I technically shouldn't be here since I did not engage in any hostile activity.
Saten: Du still started the fight.
Manager: *Opens the door* Come in gentlemen.

The four stallions continued the conversation in the office.

Manager: Fighting another pony in a bar. Really?
Jake: Technically I...

Song: link

Stallions: *Playing pool*
Santa Fe pony 59: *Walks in with Saten Twist* Look who's back everypony!
Stallions: Saten Twist!!
Saten Twist: *Sits down at the bar* Hey fellas.
Bartender: Hi Saten. *Gives him a glass of beer* The usual, just for you. You've got my wife to that business meeting in Flagstaff in time like Du promised, so this is on the house.
Saten Twist: Thanks. *Gives him a quarter* Say hi to everyone else in the family for me.
Bartender: Will do.
Greg: *Walks over from a table* Hey, Saten. How was your run from Albuquerque?
Saten Twist: Wonderful, as usual.
Greg: Good to hear....

4:43 AM. It was still very dark.

Robert: *Walking through the station with a tray of garbage*

He went into the kitchen, placed it on a table, and climbed to the roof.

Robert: *Walking on the roof to a power switch. On his way, a tile goes down, landing on a lower section of the roof*

When he got to the switch, he played with it to make the air raid siren go on.

German Ponies: *Stop what they're doing, and listen to the siren* AIR RAID!! *Shutting off the lights* INSIDE!!
Colonel Von Waldheim: NO! No no, keep working!!!!

But no one listened to him.

Labiche: *Walks to the station with Didont,...

Blue Fedora slowly followed Dragon Spout as she trotted up to the Museum of Canterlot. She entered the building, and gazed around. “Hmm… let’s try the third floor.” She said, pointing with her hoof to a room on a spiraling staircase. Blue Fedora sat down, his legs starting to ache even Mehr at the thought of the treacherous climb that lay ahead of him. “Can we rest up a bit?” he asked her. “No! Every Sekunde we’re wasting, the Drachen are one Sekunde closer to migrating! I can’t miss it!” she said, charging up the stairs. He sighed and slowly followed. They were in a museum...

Uh...

Remember my MLP shipping Artikel from when I first joined?

You know, this little thing that makes me CRINGE OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH? link

Well, can I please redo that...?

While the point of the Artikel is still valid, like the Celestia and Applebloom thing, I have gotten a lot smarter since I was on here in that year.

And yes, I do still ship Dislestia. Why? Because it makes SENSE.

But anyway! What I'm getting out of here is if Du like crackshipping fine. I won't hate Du for shipping something that different from mine, that's just stupid. I just don't like seeing these shippings being taken...

So this surprising story begins after Blazin' had been dating Princess Luna (after finally overcoming his shyness) for nine months. Little did Blazin' know that Luna had a little surprise for him which was sleeping under a rosa blanket in her bedroom! Yep, it was her filly, and Blue has no idea he is the father of-Princess Nightshade!

Blazin': *hears the phone ring* Hello...

Luna: Hi, sweetie! Those nine months of dating really benefitted the both of us, didn't it?

Blazin': Yeah, and I'm no longer nervous around you. Even Rarity sagte we look cute together.

Luna: *blushes* Oh, well....She's right....

In order from my Favorit to least favorite:

1.) regenbogen Dash- She is just... well she is just awesome. I like her personality and I think Von watching her be all loud and such, I have been Mehr confident and less shy than I used to be. Plus she can fly which is just like the coolest thing ever. Her mane is pretty cool too. I mean its a rainbow. What could be better than a regenbogen mane.

2.) Pinkie Pie- I do find her to be annoying somtimes thats why she isnt number one, but the 25th episode in season 1 I think really shows her personality. I think it also may have something to do with her childhood...

Hello, my name is bluethunder25. But outside the internet, I go Von the name of Ira Dwight Sutton Jr. I guess I should start Von going over my history with My Little Pony, starting from my childhood.

Truthfully, like a lot of boys--hell, ANY BOY, in my childhood, I never really heard oder was into My Little Pony. I had seen commercials (though none I can really remember), but aside from that, that was it. I was busy indulging in Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, though I did remember the theme song.

Going into my preteen and teen years, it was virtually the same thing. I think I saw a few commercials...

Blazin' Blue, and everypony in his convoy finally got onto the highway for Fillydelphia.

Mirage: It's been a while since those cops decided to go after us.
Frank: I think they Lost us.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it!
Ryan: Saten, what did I tell Du about jinxes not existing?
Saten Twist: They do exist. Pinkie Pie told me.
Blazin' Blue: Oh. So that's the name of the rosa German Du mentioned earlier.

Master Sword, Sean, The Cop from Flemington, and five Mehr police ponies were behind them.

Case Cracker: Looks like our Friends brought Mehr guests along.
Frank: I guess Saten Twist was right about...

Ninety Minuten have passed since Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan started off their roadtrip. Now, they were in a small town in Neigh Jersey called Flemington. They were going pass the Hunterdon Central Regional High School when...

Cop 87: Attention. We got a Berichten from Baltimare on seven muscle cars attacking other police ponies. Be on the lookout, and use caution. Stop the suspects as soon as possible.
Blazin' Blue: I just heard on the radio that the cops here are gonna go after us.
Ryan: Who wouldn't?
Saten Twist: Leave it to me, and my chainsaw.
Frank: Your chainsaw is what's getting all...

The cop that got attacked Von Saten Twist's chainsaw was waiting inside his car with the hazard lights on.

Master Sword & Sean: *Stop their cars*
Cop: Oh. Thank goodness. *Gets out of car, and runs to Master Sword* Thank goodness Du have arrived to save me.
Master Sword: Who sagte we were here to save you?
Sean: I had no idea Du were here.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Cop: Some crazy stallion attacked me with a chainsaw!
Master Sword: Did Du see any ponies driving muscle cars?
Cop: Yes! One of them had the chainsaw!
Jeff: We're going after them, right?
Sean: Yes Jeff. My answer hasn't changed...

Master Sword was driving on the highway, trying to find Night Frizz. Meanwhile, another police pony was doing his job. His name was Sean, and he was using a Italian supercar as his police car.

Gangsters: *Laying on ground*
Sean: So, what makes Du think Du can get away with your crime?
Gangster 1: What did we do?
Sean: Du mean Du don't remember what Du did? Du robbed a bank.
Gangster 3: Oh really? I thought we were going through this routine, because we murdered a cop.
Sean: I don't need sarcasm from Du fools. I need respect. I'm a police officer. I drive a Foallari.
Gangster 2: Yeah man,...

At a classic car Zeigen in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting Von his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting Von his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, oder Du will be killed Von a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have Du been? Du almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...

"Hey RD!!!" startled Von Applejack`s shouting she nearly fell off her cloud. "Why would Du do that AJ?" without answering she tossed a letter that had Rainbow`s cutie mark logo on it. The pegasus caught it in her mouth and she was surprised to see her element resting inside there. She quickly put it on and asked: "What is this for?" "No time to explain just come with me!"










The two set off in Suchen of Twilight Sparrkle. "So, wait why didn`t Du go to Twilight`s house first?" asked regenbogen Dash, applejack ignored her. When they eventually got to the book worm`s house. Spike was organizing...

arsch arsch Inn

Starring regenbogen Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenbogen as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

It was closing time at the arsch arsch Inn's strip club.

Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a Piano falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the Piano into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought...

Celestia started bringing me, and Twilight back to life. I soon stood up expecting enemies

Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Celestia: Canterlot
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that Du defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded Von light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!

But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.

Sean: What happened?...