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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Los Angeles, 1961

Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Ponies: Saten!!
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: Du got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*

Jake walked in, followed Von Greg, and Jared.

Saten: Hey speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around* Jared! *Gives him a hoofbump*
Jake: *Looks at Jared* Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd. Are Du a nerd too?
Jared: What? Because I wear the glasses?
Greg: Jake, get lost. Go talk to someone else. *Walks with Jared to the bar. They sit Weiter to Saten Twist*
Saten: Still working on the Northern Pacific?
Jared: I am. How's the Santa Fe treating you?
Saten: Good.
Greg: Aside from Jake, everything is going well.
Saten: I learned something from Tareq. If Du call him John, he gets so angry that his face turns a darker shade of red.
Greg: *Laughing* Oh my god. I gotta see that.

Another pony walked into the bar. It was Hayden. Jake went right up to him, and said....

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Hayden: No one cares.
Jake: Everyone should care. Du need to acquire my knowledge.
Hayden: I don't need shit from Du dork! Get out of my way!
Saten: *Turns around* Oh jesus. *Walks over to Hayden* Did Du finally lose your job on the Rio Grande?
Hayden: You're a douchebag! If your railroad had any brains up in the high spot, you'd have Mehr ponies like me!
Saten: Our railroad is actually trying to make money.
Hayden: We don't need to try. That's how better we are.
Jake: Hey, stop bullying our railroad.
Hayden: Are Du kidding me with this right now? *Pushes Jake into a table*
Saten: Only I can do that to him Du bastard. *Punches Hayden*
Greg: I don't believe this, he's actually standing up against Hayden. *Runs to help Saten*
Jared: Who's Hayden? *Follows Greg*

The Musik got louder as the stallions continued to fight. Some Zufällig ponies that had nothing to do with railroads also got involved, just because they thought it was a good idea.

Stallion 82: *Punches a mare*
Jared: *Punches Hayden*
Saten: *Hits Jake with a chair*
Jake: What the hell? We're on the same side.
Saten: Lecture me later, we gotta get Du out of here! *Runs outside with Greg, Jared, and Jake*

The song can still be heard in the distance as the ponies walk through an alleyway. The sidewalk is a short distance.

Jake: Wow, that was exciting.
Saten: You're welcome.
Greg: What did Du say to Hayden?
Jared: Who's Hayden?
Jake: I told him everything that I usually say to Du guys.
Saten: Bullshit, Du sagte something else. What the hell did Du do?
Jake: Well, he sagte that he didn't care about me being a nerd. So I sagte that he should care, because he needs to acquire my knowledge.
Greg: That'll do it.
Jared: Guys, I guess Du didn't hear me earlier, but who's Hayden?
Saten: A hot head who works for the Rio Grande. Sometimes he helps out on the Southern Pacific, because they're short on employees.
Jared: What happened to that brown mare with the green scarf?
Saten: *Sighs* Suicide.
Jared: *Stops walking* No!
Saten: Sorry dude. She jumped off of the Golden Neigh Bridge when the last steam engine was taken out of service. It all started when they scrapped the pacific she used constantly on her passenger trains.
Greg: We didn't find out about it until last year.
Jared: I definitely like her better than Hayden.
Saten: Even though Du can't remember her name.
Jared: Neither can Du guys.

The three stallions laughed, and continued to walk. Jake silently followed, but he began another conversation.

Jake: Dieselization really is bad if it causes somepony to kill herself.
Saten: Oh yeah, Jake sagte he wants to start a railroad that only runs steam engines.
Greg: Good luck with that John.
Jake: *Gets very angry* It's Jake!!
Greg: *Looks at his face turning red, and laughs* Du weren't lying, his face does turn into a darker shade.
Jake: You're doing this on purpose!
Saten: Hey, everypony needs to have fun in their life.
Jared: Speaking of fun, what do Du want to do now?
Saten: Not get into another fight in a bar.
Greg: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
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Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask Du a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that Du wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a Fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, oder something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello Du two, what can I help Du with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, Du decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after regenbogen Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do Du know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want Du to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go Von the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would Du like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that Du threatened to beat her up if Du saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have Du seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't Du have some drinks with me? You'll Liebe it.
Bob: How many did Du have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would Du like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would Du want to beat...
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Having won the battle, our Heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a fisch as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity sagte slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The Mehr he walked the Mehr trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a Sekunde after being seen Von Jeff.

"What did Du say your Friends looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...
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