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Los Angeles, 1961
Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: Du got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*
Jake walked in, followed Von Greg, and Jared.
Saten: Hey speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around* Jared! *Gives him a hoofbump*
Jake: *Looks at Jared* Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd. Are Du a nerd too?
Jared: What? Because I wear the glasses?
Greg: Jake, get lost. Go talk to someone else. *Walks with Jared to the bar. They sit Weiter to Saten Twist*
Saten: Still working on the Northern Pacific?
Jared: I am. How's the Santa Fe treating you?
Greg: Aside from Jake, everything is going well.
Saten: I learned something from Tareq. If Du call him John, he gets so angry that his face turns a darker shade of red.
Greg: *Laughing* Oh my god. I gotta see that.
Another pony walked into the bar. It was Hayden. Jake went right up to him, and said....
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Hayden: No one cares.
Jake: Everyone should care. Du need to acquire my knowledge.
Hayden: I don't need shit from Du dork! Get out of my way!
Saten: *Turns around* Oh jesus. *Walks over to Hayden* Did Du finally lose your job on the Rio Grande?
Hayden: You're a douchebag! If your railroad had any brains up in the high spot, you'd have Mehr ponies like me!
Saten: Our railroad is actually trying to make money.
Hayden: We don't need to try. That's how better we are.
Jake: Hey, stop bullying our railroad.
Hayden: Are Du kidding me with this right now? *Pushes Jake into a table*
Saten: Only I can do that to him Du bastard. *Punches Hayden*
Greg: I don't believe this, he's actually standing up against Hayden. *Runs to help Saten*
Jared: Who's Hayden? *Follows Greg*
The Musik got louder as the stallions continued to fight. Some Zufällig ponies that had nothing to do with railroads also got involved, just because they thought it was a good idea.
Stallion 82: *Punches a mare*
Jared: *Punches Hayden*
Saten: *Hits Jake with a chair*
Jake: What the hell? We're on the same side.
Saten: Lecture me later, we gotta get Du out of here! *Runs outside with Greg, Jared, and Jake*
The song can still be heard in the distance as the ponies walk through an alleyway. The sidewalk is a short distance.
Jake: Wow, that was exciting.
Saten: You're welcome.
Greg: What did Du say to Hayden?
Jared: Who's Hayden?
Jake: I told him everything that I usually say to Du guys.
Saten: Bullshit, Du sagte something else. What the hell did Du do?
Jake: Well, he sagte that he didn't care about me being a nerd. So I sagte that he should care, because he needs to acquire my knowledge.
Greg: That'll do it.
Jared: Guys, I guess Du didn't hear me earlier, but who's Hayden?
Saten: A hot head who works for the Rio Grande. Sometimes he helps out on the Southern Pacific, because they're short on employees.
Jared: What happened to that brown mare with the green scarf?
Saten: *Sighs* Suicide.
Jared: *Stops walking* No!
Saten: Sorry dude. She jumped off of the Golden Neigh Bridge when the last steam engine was taken out of service. It all started when they scrapped the pacific she used constantly on her passenger trains.
Greg: We didn't find out about it until last year.
Jared: I definitely like her better than Hayden.
Saten: Even though Du can't remember her name.
Jared: Neither can Du guys.
The three stallions laughed, and continued to walk. Jake silently followed, but he began another conversation.
Jake: Dieselization really is bad if it causes somepony to kill herself.
Saten: Oh yeah, Jake sagte he wants to start a railroad that only runs steam engines.
Greg: Good luck with that John.
Jake: *Gets very angry* It's Jake!!
Greg: *Looks at his face turning red, and laughs* Du weren't lying, his face does turn into a darker shade.
Jake: You're doing this on purpose!
Saten: Hey, everypony needs to have fun in their life.
Jared: Speaking of fun, what do Du want to do now?
Saten: Not get into another fight in a bar.
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