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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created Von me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight sagte "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy sagte "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

regenbogen Dash sagte "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie sagte "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and sagte "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle sagte "This cake should be much better than your Zurück cake."

Mr. Cake nervously sagte "I'm sorry about selling Du a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack sagte "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and sagte "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "It seems like Du arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike sagte "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased Von Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He sagte "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker sagte "This is Mehr than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord sagte "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Welcome Discord. I hope that Du enjoy your birthday party."

Discord sagte "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as Du didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and sagte "It's nice."

Fluttershy sagte "Thank goodness."

Discord sagte "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "What are Du talking about?"

Discord sagte "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord sagte "Because I Liebe chaos. Du wouldn't understand. Ponies like Du take away the fun in life Von being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord sagte "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised Von the ponies and Discord, but he was amused Von it. The Joker sagte "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "But I didn't hire a clown. Did Du hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie sagte "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker sagte "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and sagte "I'm Discord. I Liebe chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker sagte "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord sagte "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and sagte "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and sagte "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She sagte "Why did Du call me that?"

The Joker sagte "I'm sorry to confuse Du Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and sagte "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to regenbogen Dash and sagte "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker sagte "Rarity Du remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity sagte "Why?"

The Joker sagte "Because Du both think that you're better looking than Du actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker sagte "It seems like Du forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike sagte "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and sagte "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and sagte "I Liebe this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker sagte "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and sagte "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for Du ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and sagte "I want Du 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make Du disappear."

Rarity angrily sagte "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack sagte "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie sagte "Are Du going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker sagte "Actually I'm going to take Du with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Why would Du sell us?"

The Joker sagte "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However Du will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously sagte "Are Du actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker sagte "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He sagte "Can Du at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and sagte "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily sagte "Then I must stop Du Joker."

The Joker sagte "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to schlagen, punsch the Joker, but he missed. Discord sagte "Can Du stay put so I can schlagen, punsch you?"

The Joker sagte "I would Liebe to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord sagte "You hurt me."

The Joker sagte "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord sagte "It appears that Du can't take away the ponies now Du weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily sagte "I demand Du to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and sagte "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker sagte "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord sagte "It seems like I'll have to defeat Du in a Mehr simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at Du ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Thank Du for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought Du were."

Discord sagte "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack sagte "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity sagte "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and sagte "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and sagte "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: Du got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned Von two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than Du my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of Du to say Burt.
Bob: So what do Du plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely Bewegen back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of Musik was created just a few years ago.

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The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of Musik are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a bass cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated Von anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, Du haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

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When it was invented in the 80's, rap became beliebt for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of Musik is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was beliebt with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: Weiter to dubstep, this is the best type of Musik to listen to. Why would...
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Equestria, have Du ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, Du are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, oder evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, oder to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the Antwort can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. Du have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 46

Getting A Raise

July 27, 1955

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.

Hawkeye: Have Du ever played this game...
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While I was with Con, and Discord, regenbogen Dash was trying to get into the building.

Rainbow Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. Du are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
Rainbow Dash: Well Du know what? If Du won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool...
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So, while I was interrogating Shadow, Con, and regenbogen Dash were fighting the Mexican Ponies dispatched Von Discord.

Con: *Shoots Mexican pony 63*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Mexican pony 67*
Mexican pony 47: We outnumber them, and they're still beating us.
Mexican pony 88: Get some grenades.
Con: Wait a minute.
Rainbow Dash: What is it?
Con: *Grabs toy tank*
Rainbow Dash: Aren't Du too old to be playing with toys?
Con: Yeah, that's what I asked my quarter master when he gave me this. *Grabs remote control*
Rainbow Dash: This is not the time to be playing with a toy tank!
Con: Watch, and learn Princess....
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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours Vor on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the pony Alliance? They know Mehr about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...
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posted by LightningHeartz
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.

" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do Du want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.

I Liebe parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old baum house. The Weiter Tag only twelve ponies showed but boy did she Zeigen them a good time!

After the party a herz with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
posted by Moon-Dust12
 Moon Dust
Moon Dust
Hello people

I have decided to give Du all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!


Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named baum Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born Von Princess Luna.
Luna sagte she found Moon Dust in the snow Von the schloss with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna sagte she sensed great power from this filly. baum Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. baum Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a regenbogen mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named regenbogen Wing. Von then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted Einhörner and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
 Luna
Luna
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 44

A Letter To Applewood

July 20, 1955

Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.

Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from...
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A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: Du didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that Du can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, Du are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Double Scoop pulled up Von the park. It was overwhelmingly hot out, but it was nice and cool inside the ice cream truck. He saw a group of fillies and colts dashing towards the ice cream truck, eager for ice cream. Suddenly, the shout of an enraged mare filled the air. “Piano Key! Violin Bow! Get away from there, he could be a fohlen molester!” two fillies dropped away from the crowd, frightened and ran towards the superstitious mare, along with five others, who also looked frightened oder uncertain. Only a mare and a filly that were probably sisters still sauntered towards the truck. “Hi,...
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Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a pony working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the pony over there Lesen the magazine, and some of his Friends were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The pony Lesen the magazine, walked away, and got to an orange car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash...
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Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which Du probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not Löschen them since all that Schreiben would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...
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As Aqua Marine and Pinkie Pie were hoofing their way to Sweet apfel, apple Acres, there was something going on in Canterlot, in Celestia's castle.

Golden Quill awoke with a start when someone was knocking on his bett room door. He rolled out of bett with a thump on the floor. He slowly crawled to the door and stood up. He opened the door and saw his magic teacher, Princess Celestia herself standing there. "What?" he asked irritably. "I've been knocking on your door for ages. Did Du stay up half the night Lesen those stupid romance novels again?" Golden Quill's face flushed a bright pink. "No, what...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine opened the door to her new house and peeked inside. Everything was dusty and old, and she sneezed. She stepped inside and looked inside. The furniture was simple, and about to fall apart. She slowly walked up the stairs that were leaning in, threatening to snap in two. She looked at the bed. All the bett was was an old orange crate, with a scraggly blanket and an old pillow. "This is gonna take awhile to clean." she muttered to herself. She turned on the lamp and nearly screamed when she saw a dead ratte right under her hoof.She slowly lifted her hoof, and tossed the ratte out her window,...
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 Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
An Stunde after the police pony killed Ricca, and the other ponies in the car, Harry, and his new partner, Early Joe arrived at the scene of the crime.

Police pony 6: *Sees Harry* Hi Harry, what are Du doing here?
Harry: My job.
Police pony 6: Du better get out of here before Lieutenant Briggs sees you.
Harry: Let him see me. It would be an interesting experience.
Lieutenant Briggs: And so it is. What are Du doing here Harry?
Harry: Observing the crime scene.
Lieutenant Briggs: You, and your partner are on stakeout.
Harry: Yeah, well we had nothing interesting to watch, and we were close by....
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