Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created Von me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.
Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight sagte "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy sagte "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
regenbogen Dash sagte "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie sagte "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and sagte "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle sagte "This cake should be much better than your Zurück cake."
Mr. Cake nervously sagte "I'm sorry about selling Du a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
applejack sagte "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle sagte "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and sagte "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle sagte "It seems like Du arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike sagte "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased Von Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He sagte "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker sagte "This is Mehr than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord sagte "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle sagte "Welcome Discord. I hope that Du enjoy your birthday party."
Discord sagte "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as Du didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and sagte "It's nice."
Fluttershy sagte "Thank goodness."
Discord sagte "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle sagte "What are Du talking about?"
Discord sagte "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle sagte "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord sagte "Because I Liebe chaos. Du wouldn't understand. Ponies like Du take away the fun in life Von being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord sagte "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised Von the ponies and Discord, but he was amused Von it. The Joker sagte "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle sagte "But I didn't hire a clown. Did Du hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie sagte "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker sagte "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and sagte "I'm Discord. I Liebe chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker sagte "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord sagte "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and sagte "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and sagte "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She sagte "Why did Du call me that?"
The Joker sagte "I'm sorry to confuse Du Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and sagte "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to regenbogen Dash and sagte "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker sagte "Rarity Du remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity sagte "Why?"
The Joker sagte "Because Du both think that you're better looking than Du actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker sagte "It seems like Du forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike sagte "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and sagte "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and sagte "I Liebe this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker sagte "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle sagte "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and sagte "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for Du ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and sagte "I want Du 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make Du disappear."
Rarity angrily sagte "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle sagte "It's just a quick magic trick."
applejack sagte "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie sagte "Are Du going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker sagte "Actually I'm going to take Du with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle sagte "Why would Du sell us?"
The Joker sagte "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However Du will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously sagte "Are Du actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker sagte "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He sagte "Can Du at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and sagte "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily sagte "Then I must stop Du Joker."
The Joker sagte "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to schlagen, punsch the Joker, but he missed. Discord sagte "Can Du stay put so I can schlagen, punsch you?"
The Joker sagte "I would Liebe to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord sagte "You hurt me."
The Joker sagte "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord sagte "It appears that Du can't take away the ponies now Du weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily sagte "I demand Du to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and sagte "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker sagte "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord sagte "It seems like I'll have to defeat Du in a Mehr simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at Du ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle sagte "Thank Du for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought Du were."
Discord sagte "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
applejack sagte "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity sagte "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle sagte "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and sagte "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and sagte "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.