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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The boot
The boat
Guy, Black Tuesday, Snowflake, and Nikki found a boot for them to ride back to their base.

Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: Du stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the boot with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!

Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance

Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on Du piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the boot forward*

Song: link

Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his Friends taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese pony 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese pony 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.

A mortar landed behind them

Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees Mehr Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing Mehr mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting Mehr mortars*

Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat

Snowflake: We're taking on water!!

Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall

Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the boot vorwärts-, nach vorn again*
Vietnamese pony 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and feuer Mehr mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and feuer Mehr mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!

Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides

Black Tuesday: I hope Du can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: Mehr mortars incoming!!

A mortar landed to their right, making Mehr water go into the boat. Two Mehr landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.

Snowflake: Mehr water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.

Guy tried to do this, but the boot wouldn't slow down

Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can Du try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this boot anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big boot in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the boot to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*

The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link

Guy: *Watches his boot scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the boot come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this boot anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.

2 B Continued
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posted by karinabrony
 The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the Zitate I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see Du smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO Liebe ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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A while ago, I made a Liste on my cutest characters. Now I made a Liste on the prettiest.

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This is pretty much my opinion on the prettiest characters. This Liste may oder may not surprise you





Enjoy

10) Applejack

9) Rarity

8) Gilda

7) regenbogen Dash

6) Twilight Sparkle

5) Trixie

4) Fluttershy

3) Princess Celesta

2) Zecora

1) Princess Luna
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posted by KotokoAihara
This is my first Artikel for this club and so I hope that Du all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave Kommentare and become a Fan if Du really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If Du are unhappy with what I choose Du can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my Artikel oder to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: Hey cutie

Trixie: ... Saten?

Saten: Du sagte to call Du everyday, remember

Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call Du back, promise

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.

Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least Du still have me

Saten: Your making my skin crawl!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah....
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, oder chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Motorräder on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Weiter to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Anyone remember the days of how this club- no, this WEBSITE- used to be? I do. I remember it as a place full of great people, ideas, and extravagant conversation.

It was also full of assholes, trolls, conflict, and arguments.

But was that bad? Nah, not really. I like conflict. Can't be a sword without being forged in flame, amirite? Hardships make the soul stronger.

And, unlike how the club is now, it's not so BORING.
I mean really, coming back to the site as it is now, I fully realize why I left in the first place.

This place is so BORING. I mean, maybe it's because i've grown intellectually over...
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 Trixie
Trixie
Trixie's Cutie Mark: This may sound weird, but I think her cutie mark is fascinating and simple at the same time. I Liebe the colors, a light mix of blue.

Sunset Shimmer's Cutie Mark: Her cutie mark represents her very good. The Farben go well together, because they are the same Farben as her mane, too. The suns' rays are wavy, just like Celestia's.

Zecora's Cutie Mark: Zecora's cutie mark is well detailed. The swirl represents the her personality well, and it looks as if a mark that a zebra would have. It looks like it represents her oddness and her reasonableness.

Sea Swirl's Cutie Mark: I love...
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