Saten Twist adventures S3E4 PART 4 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that regenbogen Dash?

Twi: Did regenbogen Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. Du don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly regenbogen Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh, anyway... Seems we traveled back in time to when regenbogen Dash raced the bullies who made fun of Fluttershy and performed her first sonic rainboom.

Twi: But only star, sterne Swirl the Bearded could do something like that, and even his spell just went back a week! How could Starlight do Mehr than the greatest wizard in Equestria?

[paper rustling]

Spike: With this.

Twi: (gasps) star, sterne Swirl's spell! Oh, no!

Spike: Come on, let's go!

Twi: Go where?

Spike: To watch the race. I don't wanna miss the rainboom! Whoa!

Twi: (sighs) Come on Saten, we better follow him.

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Starlight Glimmer: (appears during race, and stops Dash, ruining coarse of time).. Huh... That was surprisingly easy, I still have time for my lto do list.

(4PM to 7PM, write hate letters to Nicole Arbour)

Twi: (appears, with clear anger on her face) What did Du do?!

Starlight: (chuckles) Your about to find out, darling.

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Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.

Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, oder else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling Du fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger:...

On The Block Episode 20 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenbogen as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The golf course was marmelade packed. Every hole on the course had at least one pony playing on it.

Otis: *On the 15th hole with Chip* So we're both tied Von 40. Let's see who takes the lead. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Chip: Wouldn't be surprised if it was me.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Otis: It won't be you.
Chip: How do Du know?
Otis: On the last hole, Du broke your 7 iron in half for hitting your ball into the sand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 9 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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oben, nach oben six worst shippings

posted by Canada24

#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
Windwaker pretty much nailed this one, so, I have no comments..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite...

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CHiPs Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the Weiter pony we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do Du want boss?
Gordon: We need Du to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver...

CHiPs Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Under highway 59, Jon was still with Jesse. He moved Jesse into one of the passenger seats, and drove the Suburban onto the side of the road. He did the same thing with his motorcycle.

Jesse: *Waking up*
Jon: Du feel alright? Can Du drive?
Jesse: Yeah, but the left front wheel on my car is messed up. I need to get it repaired. Was I asleep?
Jon: Du were knocked out from a car crash. Call for a tow truck, and I'll stay here with Du until it arrives.
Jesse: Thanks Jon. *Gets on the radio* Canterlot 7-Ian, no longer unconscious, but my Suburban's left wheel is jammed. I need a tow truck.
Dispatch:...

CHiPs Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol

Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a pony in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit Von sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?...

On The Block Episode 18 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part two of this fanfic Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.

Sean: Du know it's not really a safety car if Du keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But Du don't need to crash into us. Du f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are Du talking about? Your car...

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WHAT'S YOUR TAKE (Canada24's version)..

posted by Canada24

Nick isn't the only one who reviews stories on Fanpop.
And I decided to take the oppunity to review a bad story of THE PURGE, and I think I found one.

It's called THE DEVIL'S WATER:

It's about the villain of the first movie, "polite stranger" who never identified to have a real name, but the writer called his rel name, Adam Harmon.
I gotta admit, it kinda fits him..

Anyway.
There's only one character so far.
But it appears to be a Liebe story.

Of coarse, this is pretty hard considering there's 3 things about him..

1: He and his purge gang are responsible for the deaths of many many innocent people, and...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 89 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was holding a meeting in the train yard. Everyone was there, even Nikki, and Meadow, because they arrived in a train delivering fuel to the Union Pacific.

Pete: Alright. I know our fuel supply has been very low, but today, that's all going to change. The Southern Pacific has sent a train over to us, that has *Counts the cars on Nikki's train* Fifteen? *Whispers to Nikki* I thought Du sagte there would be twenty five tank cars carrying fuel on your train.
Nikki: Sorry, but we're short on fuel as well....

oben, nach oben 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked Von all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most Fans label Iron Will as a...

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Home- Oneshot 2/2

posted by alinah_09

____________________________
"Miss Shade!"

A voice called out to me from behind,sound of hoofsteps with it,coming closer. I turned around to see who it is and saw orange hair and smaragd green eyes...directly in front of my face.

"Wahhh!" I stumbled backwards. The figure in front of me laughed and immediately held out her hoof,I pouted and proceeded to grab the offered hoof-but in that instance,a flash came over me and suddenly the pony offering her hoof out to me became non other than my best friend...Tropic. I widened my eyes and at that moment I could feel tears gloss my eyes,still staring...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... PART 3

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be Mehr serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have Du here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, regenbogen Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) Du can call me "anything Du want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but Du could call me "anything Du want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: Du should have some to keep Du awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: Du stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. Du need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are Du going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten Minuten until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary pony folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called?
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse Du do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chimney Sweep

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

regenbogen Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was Mehr like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To regenbogen Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...