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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. Du should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did Du pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another job for the both of Du tomorrow.
Larry: Alright then. We'll see Du later.

For destroying the new cop cars, Larry, and Adrenaline were each payed six thousand dollars.

Larry: *Exits the house* I heard there's another destruction derby going on at the stadium.
Adrenaline: Is that so?
Larry: Du want in? Let's take your car.
Adrenaline: Okay.

They get in the car, with Adrenaline driving.

Adrenaline: *Drives to the stadium*
Larry: Du did good with the last one yesterday.
Adrenaline: Guess so.
Larry: Guess so? Du won.
Adrenaline: That is true. *Turns left, and goes into the parking lot of the stadium*
Larry: *Gets out*
Adrenaline: *Gets out*
Stadium Pony: Welcome.
Adrenaline: *Pays for entrance*
Stadium Pony: Hey, you're the guy who won the race yesterday. Would Du like to participate in another race?
Adrenaline: That's why I'm here.
Stadium Pony: Good. *Gives Adrenaline a small piece of paper with the number 20 on it* Car 20, an orange Pearla.
Larry: Let me go with you. I wanna see your car.
Adrenaline: Alright then *Leads him to the car*
Mechanical Ponies: *Coming out from under car 20* Which one of Du is drivin' this car?
Adrenaline: I am.
Mechanical Pony: *Opening the door* Good luck winning. We have at least eight ponies that have joined this demolition derby so far.
Larry: Wait a minute, I thought it was a destruction derby. Du race while crashing into each other.
Mechanical Pony: Nope. Today, it's demolition derby.
Mechanical pony 2: It switches everyday. Tomorrow, there will be another destruction derby.
Adrenaline: Sounds fun.
Mechanical Pony: What are Du waiting for? Get out there.
Adrenaline: Okay *Gets in the car and drives into the arena*
Larry: *Sees a red, and green wire on the ground, then looks at the mechanic* What is this?
Adrenaline: *Drives into the arena, waiting to start*
Larry: I asked Du a question. What's with the wires?
Mechanical Pony: It's not what Du think.
Larry: It better not be. *Pushes the mechanic into a wall, and points a silenced pistol at him* You're not a real mechanic here, are you?
Mechanical Pony: No, I'm part of the Meladori Mafia.
Larry: What did Du put under the car?!
Mechanical Pony: A bomb. We have another pony out there too. He's driving the Roadmaster. Car 76.
Larry: Is that all?
Mechanical Pony: Yeah.
Larry: *Shoots the fake mechanic, and runs out to the stadium, to the parking lot*

2 B Continued
 Adrenaline's car
Adrenaline's car
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. Du have to get to L.A, and Zeigen everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: Du know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I Liebe Du all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He sagte he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't Du think Du had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell Du how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are Du a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* Du okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped Von the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded Von other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell Du the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong Tag mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did Du hear in the office when Du tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but Du changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, Du caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, Du know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time Du even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got Du that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? Du seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to datum her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* Du tell her what Du think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, Du already sagte that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three Minuten later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their Weiter assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* Du cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger sagte he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He sagte Du were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with Du now, but if Du keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have Du fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, oder chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Motorräder on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Weiter to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular Tag at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten Minuten of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing Mehr tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: Du wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask Du a question. What do Du know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are Du asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the Cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* regenbogen Dash sagte there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious Tag for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to Suchen for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars Du could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when regenbogen Dash, and her Friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond Hunde arrived, they stahl, stola the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the strand with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and Du Einhörner can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever stahl, stola our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what Du wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, oder a horn....
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