Ponies On The Rails Episode 106 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman hügel anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell Du something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because Du made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: Du were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo: *Applying the brakes*
Smoky Joe: *Takes the brakes off, and makes the train get back up to 60*
Stylo: Du know? I never met anyone as stupid as you.
Smoky Joe: Well good luck trying to make the train slow down in time. I'm out of here. *Flies out of the train*
Stylo: *Sees the turn up ahead, and applies the brakes* Just gotta get it under 50.

The train slowed down to 49, and Stylo continued driving the train to Laramie.

Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven Von Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Pete: Hawkeye told me that you, and Stylo were driving a freight train to Laramie, and we decided to take the precaution of following you.
Smoky Joe: Shit.
Pete: We don't allow Zeigen offs like Du on this railroad. You're fired.
Smoky Joe: Whatever. I will get back at you. *Flies away*
Hawkeye: I wonder what he has going on in that mind of his.
Pete: Idiocracy, just like Gordon.
Hawkeye: It's a good thing we won't have to put up with him anymore.

The End

On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails

A little filly visits the Union Pacific.

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Jeff was soon sitting Weiter to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying Du were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the Tag February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did Du think of Gordon's actions when he told Du to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: Du can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if Du will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset Von what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When Du say surprised, do Du mean like an angry kind of surprised, oder just surprised?
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After shoveling Mehr coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is Mehr like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

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Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Louis: Hey you. Are Du Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do Du want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What Du just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please feuer me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't feuer you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
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LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack gather the rest of the main six.

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Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

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Anyway.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Rainbow Dash: I thought Du two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have Du two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will Du get back in time?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of Du sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad Du have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know Du just returned, but I need Du to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I Zeigen you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want Du to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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James: Whatever will they think of next?
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James: Hmmm.
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posted by KendiKens

Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do Du want from me?
Trixie:I want Du to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But Du can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now Du are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is Mehr weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't Du dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are Du going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with Du again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need Du anymore.You know what?I didn't needed Du at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am Von your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*

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