Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Filly Saten: Hey Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kreuz eyed disign*
Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?
Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do Du ask?
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Derpy: Yeah.. Von the way would Du watch Dinky for me?
Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-
Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out one of the windows*
Saten: Find.. Someone else.. *groans*
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Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.
Derpy: *gasps* Du swore you'd never speak of that!
Rainbow: Sure. Whatever Du say, Ditzy..
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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*
Aqua: *rudely* Hey. Watch where your going lady.
Derpy: Don't have to be mea-
Aqua: *rudely* Just leave me alone! *leaves*
Derpy: *eyes narrow*
Derpy: *Sudden happiness* This place just gets better and better.
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Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That Du so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck Du man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for Du sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
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Derpy: (anxiously pacing) Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Relax.. Go Home and put Marihuana into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's usually how I would handle this type of situation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
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Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!
END CUTAWAY:
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Stallion: Hey. Can Du idiots keep it down!
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give Du a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violently punched in the face, but surprisingly Von Derpy instead of Saten).
Stallion: Du aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of Du wait now.
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Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME! (they both laugh, and high five).
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Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
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Everyone was enjoying the party except Saten who didn't come as he was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of him and mad at AppleJack for upsetting him, tricked the western pony into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh Du know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your gonna be hungry.. A LOT
Filly Saten: Hey Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kreuz eyed disign*
Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?
Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do Du ask?
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Derpy: Yeah.. Von the way would Du watch Dinky for me?
Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-
Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out one of the windows*
Saten: Find.. Someone else.. *groans*
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Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.
Derpy: *gasps* Du swore you'd never speak of that!
Rainbow: Sure. Whatever Du say, Ditzy..
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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*
Aqua: *rudely* Hey. Watch where your going lady.
Derpy: Don't have to be mea-
Aqua: *rudely* Just leave me alone! *leaves*
Derpy: *eyes narrow*
Derpy: *Sudden happiness* This place just gets better and better.
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Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That Du so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck Du man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for Du sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
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Derpy: (anxiously pacing) Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Relax.. Go Home and put Marihuana into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's usually how I would handle this type of situation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
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Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!
END CUTAWAY:
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Stallion: Hey. Can Du idiots keep it down!
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give Du a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violently punched in the face, but surprisingly Von Derpy instead of Saten).
Stallion: Du aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of Du wait now.
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Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME! (they both laugh, and high five).
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Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
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Everyone was enjoying the party except Saten who didn't come as he was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of him and mad at AppleJack for upsetting him, tricked the western pony into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh Du know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your gonna be hungry.. A LOT
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Hey every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little pony sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do Du like Discord mean oder nice? I don't think Angel – Jäger der Finsternis was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always Liebe to see them use them!
On to the My little pony sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little pony konzert would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
On to the My little pony sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little pony konzert would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i Lost my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are Du crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
regenbogen dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
apfel, apple jack: i don't think she is okay Du all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks Du all are the best now have fun in your Home i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses