(Warning! This contains swearing!)
Hello and welcome to another Nick Rants! Today we're going to be ranting about a BUNCH of things about Disney's Descendants.
So let's get the plot. Four children of Disney villains (They are the children of The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella De Vil) are sent to Prep School to get reformed. As soon as I saw this trailer, I could tell the film would suck f*****g hard!
Well, let's talk about the problems with this!
#1 - If Du watch the trailer, why is it the troublemaker kids are mostly POC, and the Prep School kids are about 90% white? Unfortunate Implications much? I hope this was just a miscasting, oder else it proves that Disney is still f*****g racist!
#2 - Why do they need to be "reformed" Von Prep School Jocks and Valley Bimbos?! Let's take individuals with Mehr character than just "nice" and make them into Mary Sues and Gary Stus!
#3 - The song for this movie was terrible! It felt like 1D made a collaboration with Justin Bieber! Blech!
#4 - The only characters with any sense of individuality are the villains and the villain's children, and the ones without individuality are the descendants of the good guys. Seriously?! The main kid is the son of Beast and Belle, which should mean a smart but kind of hard-to approach personality, but because preteen idiots like males with no character (cough cough, Flash F*****g Sentry!), we're making him the bland-as-f*****g-mayonnaise character!
#5 - Disney got people from the High S**t School Musical to work on this. That's a sin on itself.
Well, this movie is going to suck and it shows that Disney doesn't give a f**k about their TV movies, and that preteen girls will buy anything as long as there are bland, white male characters in it!
Hello and welcome to another Nick Rants! Today we're going to be ranting about a BUNCH of things about Disney's Descendants.
So let's get the plot. Four children of Disney villains (They are the children of The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella De Vil) are sent to Prep School to get reformed. As soon as I saw this trailer, I could tell the film would suck f*****g hard!
Well, let's talk about the problems with this!
#1 - If Du watch the trailer, why is it the troublemaker kids are mostly POC, and the Prep School kids are about 90% white? Unfortunate Implications much? I hope this was just a miscasting, oder else it proves that Disney is still f*****g racist!
#2 - Why do they need to be "reformed" Von Prep School Jocks and Valley Bimbos?! Let's take individuals with Mehr character than just "nice" and make them into Mary Sues and Gary Stus!
#3 - The song for this movie was terrible! It felt like 1D made a collaboration with Justin Bieber! Blech!
#4 - The only characters with any sense of individuality are the villains and the villain's children, and the ones without individuality are the descendants of the good guys. Seriously?! The main kid is the son of Beast and Belle, which should mean a smart but kind of hard-to approach personality, but because preteen idiots like males with no character (cough cough, Flash F*****g Sentry!), we're making him the bland-as-f*****g-mayonnaise character!
#5 - Disney got people from the High S**t School Musical to work on this. That's a sin on itself.
Well, this movie is going to suck and it shows that Disney doesn't give a f**k about their TV movies, and that preteen girls will buy anything as long as there are bland, white male characters in it!
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious Videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever oder wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, oder they are just trolling.
If Du people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious Videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever oder wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, oder they are just trolling.
If Du people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
