arsch arsch Inn
Starring regenbogen Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenbogen as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
It was closing time at the arsch arsch Inn's strip club.
Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a Piano falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the Piano into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Weiter morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.
Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching Youtube Videos on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Inside the strip club.
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your Piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be Mehr careful, oder else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what Du mean, and I'll get it done. How much will Du pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, oder I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: Du really know how to piss someone off, Du know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.
Inside Mercury's room.
Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the Piano into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a Piano in here? Let me do it! *Moves the Piano into his room all Von himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay Du anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Starring regenbogen Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenbogen as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
It was closing time at the arsch arsch Inn's strip club.
Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a Piano falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the Piano into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Weiter morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.
Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching Youtube Videos on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Inside the strip club.
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your Piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be Mehr careful, oder else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what Du mean, and I'll get it done. How much will Du pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, oder I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: Du really know how to piss someone off, Du know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.
Inside Mercury's room.
Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the Piano into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a Piano in here? Let me do it! *Moves the Piano into his room all Von himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay Du anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
apfel, apple Jack:Apple Bloom,how many times have I told Du that Du need to clean up your bedroom!
apfel, apple Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
apfel, apple Jack:Fine,but Weiter time,I want to see your room shine Mehr than a twice cleaned apple.
apfel, apple Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
apfel, apple Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
apfel, apple Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
apfel, apple Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
apfel, apple Bloom:Yep!
apfel, apple Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
apfel, apple Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
apfel, apple Jack:Two weeks if Du need!
apfel, apple Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One Stunde later*
apfel, apple Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
apfel, apple Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
apfel, apple Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
apfel, apple Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
apfel, apple Jack:Let's party.
apfel, apple Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*
apfel, apple Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
apfel, apple Jack:Fine,but Weiter time,I want to see your room shine Mehr than a twice cleaned apple.
apfel, apple Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
apfel, apple Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
apfel, apple Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
apfel, apple Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
apfel, apple Bloom:Yep!
apfel, apple Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
apfel, apple Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
apfel, apple Jack:Two weeks if Du need!
apfel, apple Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One Stunde later*
apfel, apple Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
apfel, apple Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
apfel, apple Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
apfel, apple Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
apfel, apple Jack:Let's party.
apfel, apple Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*