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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Under highway 59, Jon was still with Jesse. He moved Jesse into one of the passenger seats, and drove the Suburban onto the side of the road. He did the same thing with his motorcycle.

Jesse: *Waking up*
Jon: Du feel alright? Can Du drive?
Jesse: Yeah, but the left front wheel on my car is messed up. I need to get it repaired. Was I asleep?
Jon: Du were knocked out from a car crash. Call for a tow truck, and I'll stay here with Du until it arrives.
Jesse: Thanks Jon. *Gets on the radio* Canterlot 7-Ian, no longer unconscious, but my Suburban's left wheel is jammed. I need a tow truck.
Dispatch: Ten-4 7-Ian.

Meanwhile, Tom dropped off the bad Viper, and saw another one.

Tom: Hello. *Gets out, and goes to a yellow viper* Black stripes. Nice. *Gets into the yellow Viper, and drives away*
Sargent Getraer: *Riding by, and sees the orange viper. Then, he looks at the yellow viper he passed, and turns around to follow it*
Tom: *Floors it*

Song for another car chase: link

Sargent Getraer: This is Canterlot 15 Mary-1 to all units. Suspect has switched from an orange Viper, to a yellow one with black stripes. I'm in pursuit, and we're heading south west on Revo Road.
Jon: *Rides his motorcycle* Canterlot 15 Mary-3, joining in the pursuit against the Viper. Are Du still on Revo Road?
Sargent Getraer: Yeah, we're still on Revo Road. Du got a long way to go in order to catch up to us.
Jon: I'll do my best Sarge. *Rides his bike over 100 miles an hour*
Tom: *Drifts to the left*
Sargent Getraer: *Turns left*
Jon: *Rides on a dirt road, and catches up to Sargent Getraer* Did Du miss me Sarge?
Sargent Getraer: Let's just say, I'm glad you're here to help me.
Tom: *Turns right, and heads towards a harbor* Du chippies won't catch up to me.
Sargent Getraer: I think he might try to lose us in the harbor. Call for backup.
Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3, and 1, we're still in pursuit of the yellow SRT Viper, and we need back up.
Barry: *Sees the viper in his rear view mirror* 7-Adam, responding half a mile ahead of you.
Sindy: 7-Charles, responding at the intersection of Revo, and Peak. *Turns left, and is behind Jon, and Getraer as she chases the Viper*
Tom: *Sees Sindy behind him, and sees Barry in front of him, and turns right. He goes onto the sidewalk*
Pedestrians: *Running out of the way*
Tom: *Hits a pony, as he turns back onto the road*
Sargent Getraer: Go after him, I'm gonna help the pony that got run down. *Stops near the pony that got hit Von Tom's car*

At the warehouse

Master Sword: ............. Man, he sure is taking a long time.
Gordon: We may have to go distract the cops. *Gets into his car* Let's go!
Master Sword: *Gets in the car*
Gordon: *Drives*

Meanwhile, with Tom in the Viper.

Jon: *Does a wheely, and gets the front wheel onto the Viper*
Tom: Get your motorcycle off my car!
Jon: *Slows down, and gets the wheel off of the car*
Barry: *Goes on the left side of Tom*
Sindy: *Goes on the right side*
Tom: *Floors it, and passes a gate door that is closing*
Barry & Sindy: *Stop their cars before they crash*
Jon: *Passes the gate door just in time*
Barry: Good timing Jon.
Jon: Yeah, a Sekunde later, and I would be on the ground crying. Stay there, that's the only way he can get out of the harbor.
Barry: Will do Jon. Me, and Sindy won't move.
Tom: *Drifting pass a tower of containers*

Nearby.

Gordon: *On a road passing Von the harbor* Those cops are too busy looking at the harbor.
Stallion 93: *Driving a pick up truck*
Gordon: Perfect. *Lowers the back end of his car, and makes sparks*
Stallion 93: Oh my goodness! *Loses control from the sparks, and crashes into the police cars*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Floors it, and turns right* Did Du see that?!!!? They didn't even notice us!!
Master Sword: That was a good plan. I hope it helps Tom.
Tom: *Still drifting, but ends up going off the road, and into the water*

Stop the song

Jon: *Stops his motorcycle* Okay, get out of there!
Tom: *Swimming towards a ladder for him to climb up*
Jon: And don't try any funny business, because I got two officers waiting Von the only way out of here.
Tom: *Gets to Jon*
Jon: *Puts hoofcuffs on Tom, then talks on the radio* Barry, I apprehended the suspect. Come put him in your car. *Hears nothing on the radio* Bear? *Pushes Tom towards the entrance of the harbor* Come with me. *Walks to the entrance with Tom, and sees Barry, and Sindy dealing with the stallion that crashed into them* What happened to Du two?
Barry: This pony was taking his brand new Silverado for a spin, until that purple Pontiac went by.
Jon: The one Getraer told us about?
Sindy: Yeah, the skidder.
Jon: Alright, I got the suspect that was driving the Viper. He drove off the harbor, and into the water.
Barry: *Laughs* How did Du do that?
Tom: *Talks with his mouth closed, and is very angry* Don't ask.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt Zeigen Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B Von the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go Mehr into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are Du talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll Bewegen his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit Du could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen Minuten away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, Du may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, Du need to improve your performance. Especially Du Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. Du maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. Du don't pass the ball to your teammates, Du caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if Du dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like Schreiben some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
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Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered Von wastelands. Only some Merida - Legende der Highlands ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be Mehr swearing than last time (And it'll be Mehr intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls kitz, rehkitz over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
regenbogen Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* Hey look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in bett with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they sagte they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a schreibtisch in a small building at a harbor* What makes Du think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed Von a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in Liebe with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did Du know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask Du something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do Du know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored Von Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was gegeben powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits Weiter to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: spinne Man

Me: *Reading Amazing Fantasy #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe spinne Man?

Applejack: spinne Man?

Me: spinne Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained spinne senses and super strength when he was bitten Von a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: Du don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can Du tell me Mehr about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our Zeigen where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, oder played as characters in skits. For instance, regenbogen Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The arsch arsch Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first Tag of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her Shop after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...
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