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MEANWHILE:

Starlight Glimmer kept her promise and not only removed Saten's awful cutie mark, but also allowed him in their group.

But Saten had to promise to not hit on her so much, as it was getting annoying.

Starlight Glimmer: It's always nice to have someone who truelly believes in our ways.. Though sorry it might of cost Du respect from your friends..

Saten: Well.. A lot of them didn't respect me anyway.. But still, yeah. It was pretty awkward..

Starlight Glimmer: Sorry to hear that..

Saten: Well.. It's not the 'only' awkward experience I ever been though..

FLASHBLACK TO THE EPISODE "MAGIC DUEL":

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought Du were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were Du so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that Du were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That Du meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But Du never loved me back!.. Instead, Du fallen for some unattractive Southern girl, instead of me!.. That I finally had enough of waiting for the Tag that Du might finally come to your senses and realize who Du should of been with!..

Saten: So... Du don't like AppleJac-

Trixie: YES, I DON'T LIKE APPLEJACK!

Saten: Okay. Chill chill.. I'm sorry okay... Here, take some fancy wine.. (gives her a full bottle of wine).

Trixie: (not sure what to say)..

Saten: And if it makes Du feel better. Most girls say that when I KISS them.. They wanna puke.
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Twilight: I don't know what happened that led Du to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my Friends and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) Du want to know what happened to me?! I'll Zeigen you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your Friends away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...
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As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, Du go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: Du got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the boot with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, Du go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of Du on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are Home at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, Du got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. Weiter time we get attacked Von these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim sagte Weiter time we get attacked Von those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital Von now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting Von P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see Du now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do Du know about alicorns?
Con: They are either Einhörner with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn Von the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing Von them. The car towing this trailer was driven Von Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where Du headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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