posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass Von me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.
Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding Von a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give Du permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security pony with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want Du to stab every other pony working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a kiste out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as Du can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once Du finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* Du gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: Du were drugged Von ISIS. It seems, that Du turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security pony all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.
Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will Du shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated Von now.
Duublar: Du didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: Du had a weapon to. Why didn't Du shoot him? I'll tell Du what. Since this is the very first time Du screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send Du reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: Du want me to pay Du to get reinforcements, and Mehr of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?
2 B Continued