When me, and Nikki returned to Equestria, we were sent into Ponyville. regenbogen Dash was waiting for us.

regenbogen Dash: Sean! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: Someone missed me while I was away. *Kisses regenbogen Dash on the cheek*
Royal Guard: Mr. The Hedgehog, we hope you're okay.
Sean: I'm fine fellas. Not a single scratch on me.
regenbogen Dash: We're gonna go to Sugarcube Corner. I have another assignment for you, and Nikki.
Sean: I'm looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to it.
Nikki: So am I.

Inside Sugarcube Corner, several ponies were waiting there for us.

Pinkie Pie: *Shoots confetti out of her party cannon* Welcome back!
Rarity: We missed you.
Applejack: I'm sure glad I ain't in the Middle East like Du were.
Sean: Good. Du don't wanna be there.
Double Diamond: No shit.
Roseluck: I'm glad that you, and Nikki made it back safely.
Shredder: Tell us everything that happened.
Sean: Okay. Sit down. I'll tell Du everything.

We put three tables Weiter to each other, and we all sat down.

Sean: So there I was, riding down the train tracks with a pony I barely knew. He was gonna get me into a town called Mosul, where ISIS was having a meeting. Nikki went in there before me to give me a sitrep of what it was like in that town. Two ISIS ponies captured her, and they were about to use a drug on her that can hypnotize anypony, and make them do whatever ISIS tells them to do.
Double Diamond: No way.
Sean: Don't believe me, eh? Let me tell you, I saw it. They were about to stab Nikki with a syringe full of the drug before I fired at them with my machine gun. We escaped Von jumping onto a train. They followed us in hy-rails, and shot a rocket at us. We jumped off just before the train blew up, and I made a big pile of sand Weiter to my shoes to make them think we died, and got buried. It fooled them at first, but Von the time we got onto the boot taking us home, they found out we faked our death. Five patrol boats come towards us, but I'm running from their bullets they shoot at me, while shooting the fuel tanks on their boats. Then the Coast Guard comes, and takes us home.
Roseluck: That was amazing.
Nikki: Du forgot the part where I saved Du from being shot.
Sean: I don't know what you're talking about.

Everyone laughed. Just as soon as the laughter stopped, regenbogen Dash brought me into a room for briefing on my Weiter assignment.

regenbogen Dash: I've been getting reports from all over Equestria that there was an attempted attack on our country down in Texas Von ISIS. I want Du to stay in Ponyville, and keep an eye out for anypony that looks suspicious. If they turn out to be working for ISIS, kill them.
Sean: With pleasure.
regenbogen Dash: Speaking of pleasure. *Gets onto Sean's lap*
Sean: I know where this is going.

Meanwhile, just outside of the room, they heard regenbogen Dash moaning multiple times.

Rarity: Is she doing what I think she's doing?
Applejack: I ain't sure. I think I see her silhouette, and it looks like she's going up, and down.
Rarity: Yep, she's doing what I think she's doing. Which is something I'm going to do with Big Macintosh. *Runs away*
Applejack: *Shakes her head* Oh Rarity.

Meanwhile, with the ISIS ponies.

Duublar: I am pissed off with your failure!
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.
Duublar: Du were supposed to kill Sean, and that brown earth pony, but Du failed. To make matters worse, Du survive the explosions of your Patrol Boats, and live to tell me that Du failed.
ISIS Pony: But-
Duublar: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Leave*
Duublar: Halligan, when will the first shipment be ready for Equestria?
Halligan: Soon.
Duublar: Good. When we set our hooves into Equestria, everyone will be in a world of pain. *Laughs*

2 B Continued