If there is one group of Fans I can not stand, it is the Jeff the Killer fangirls. Now, if Du like this story, that’s fine. That is your opinion and I respect that. BUT, that doesn’t mean Du have to go and CRAME YOUR Liebe FOR IT IN MY FUCKING FACE! So, in my Jeff the Killer review, I sagte it was the worst Creepypasta I ever read, and… yeah, it’s still the worst Creepypasta I ever read. And, Du can only imagine how much Fans I pissed off. Quite a lot, in fact. I mean, what the hell do people like about some guy who kills people? What makes murder such an amazing thing? He is killing innocent people. I feel ashamed that my generation looks up to a murderer. And, what’s worse, is that people actually say Jeff is attractive… How? I’m not seeing it. So, does cutting your mouth into a smile and burning your eyelids off make Du attractive… Du hear that, guys, just cut a smile on your face and burn off your eyelids, and Du will look attractive. And if Du actually believe this, Du need psychological help. But, people have actually been making creepypastas about a Jeff the Killer wannabe, which they go ahead and call…. “Original characters”. Yeah, right. But, one of the worst is a Creepypasta killer known as Nina the Killer.
Nina the Killer was created Von a Hispanic girl on Deviantart, the Home for Fan art of creepypasta, ponies, and for some reason, fat versions of people. Now, Nina is… EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS JEFF! I mean, in every way. She wears a hoodie, she cut a smile in her face, she removed her eyelids. It’s just a genderswap of Jeff, plane and simple. But, that’s just the picture. How bad is the Creepypasta itself. I really don’t want to find out… but I have to, don’t I? Well, lets begin.
So, it starts with a bunch of murders happening in, and the police find a witness who says that there were two killers, and not one. So, we just jump right in with no explanation of what’s going on, and we are just going to have to deal with it… Well, we are just off to a great fucking start. So, a man who survived the attack sagte that he was walking Home late after work, and took a shortcut home. He then says he heard and watched footsteps- How do Du watch footsteps exactly. The only time I can think of watching footsteps is that one 2006 movie starring Nicholas Bool, and the only reason Du don’t remember it is because- dear god- it was a terrible movie. Anyway, he then turns and says, and I quote “It wasn’t a robber, but it was nothing” … Was there even a point to adding “It wasn’t a robber” to it? I don’t think there was a point at all.
So, the guy walks again, and then see’s a 16-year-old girl with black hair, half of her hair being HIGHLIGHTED purple… And no, I didn’t add the caps. That was actually capitalized in the fanfic. why does the word highlighted need to be capitalized? So, the girl with HIGHLIGHTED hair walks over to him, and stabs the guy. And, if Du read this fanfic, Du will get confused, because the Autor but he instead of she. I can’t tell if the killer is Jeff oder Nina. It’s just so goddamn confusing. She then tells the guy “Go To Sleep”... Are Du fucking serious? She goes and rips off Jeff’s original saying. Original Character my ass. So, the guy runs away, while Nina just walks. However, Nina stabs him in the arm… The victim RUNS, while Nina WALKS, and yet, she still catches up with him…. WHAT!? This fever-dream he calls a flashback needs to just fucking end now. My brain can not handle this clusterfuck of a witness's testimony. So, after that, Nina is about to kill him, until the police come- How the fuck did they get her so quickly. The only way to be that fast is if Du put Sonic the Hedgehog, The Flash, and regenbogen Dash and mixed them together. The police are not that fast. A bunch of shit can happen at once, so how did they get here so goddamn quickly?
So, the cop shoots at Nina, who dodges all of the seven bullets, and the climbs on the house and jumps across them likes she’s fucking Spider-Man- What the fuck am I reading? This fucking scene didn’t just jump the shark. It jumped over a fucking flaming hai with chainsaws for teeth, that wore boxing gloves, had the legs of Bruce Lee, had fucking lazer eyes, spit acid, and the guy jumping it only had Heelys, those shoes with wheels on the bottom. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, I don’t think I’ve seen anything dumber than a girl with HIGHLIGHTED hair dodging bullets while jumping on roofs. And this is coming from the guy who read Freship is Danjer, a massive clusterfuck of a fanfic.
Okay, so after… Fucking THAT, the guy is then found dead and slashed to bits. So did this happen after the testimony, oder during, because the Autor really isn’t making this clear. The police then see, written in blood, “Did Du not go to sleep, Prince”... Apparently, the Autor didn’t even bother to proof read this. Then again, why should the Autor have to. If I had to read this piece of shit, I’d lose my mi- Oh, wait.
We then get a backstory of Nina, whose full name was Nina Hopkins, who moved to a different school to be closer to home. Why does this sound like the story to Bully, the PS2 game. Seriously, the main character was Jimmy Hopkins who moved to a different school. Of course, I’d never compare Nina the Killer to Bully, because, at least I can have some fun with Bully. Here… All I get is a story Mehr stale than brot from the French Revolution. We are than told that Nina was not very social, and only watched anime, listened to rock oder J-pop, and played video games. Sounds a lot like some guy I know…. hmm… But, Du know what it doesn’t sound like? SOMEONE WHO WOULD END UP AS A FUCKING KILLER! However, we are told that she has so many Friends and is loved Von her family- Oh, great, a Mary-Sue. The worst kind Du can make. Rules for a story. If Du are going to make a story, don’t make your character a fucking Mary-Sue, because everyone will hate her, and everyone will hate your story. A perfect example is… Well, THIS!
However, she says that she is unlike other girls, because, she has read, over one thousand times, the story of Jeff the Killer…. Yep, that fucking did it. That there was the final straw. And, I assure you, the camels back is officially fucking broken. This whole time- This whole FUCKING TIME- I have just been Lesen a fanfic about a Jeff the Killer fangirl… Yeah, I think I’m fucking done here. This story sucks, no Fragen asked.
Now, there are six Mehr pages, but, Du honestly think I’m gonna keep Lesen after that fucking mess. No, that part alone made me hate this fucking story. And, I’m not alone. The Autor herself admits that this story is terrible and wants it to be forgotten. Well, at least she was mature enough to admit her mistakes. If only other Creepypasta writers were like that (I’m looking at Du Autor to Sonic.EXE). But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take