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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Aqua Marine from AquaMarine6663

Episode 81: The Last Run
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:50 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were in a freight train about to leave the yards. Orion was standing Von their train talking to them.

Orion: Where are Du two heading?
Hawkeye: Laramie. After we get back here from Laramie, every steam locomotive will be put out of service.
Orion: What a shame. They're fun to watch, but very difficult to deal with. All of the repairing, the fuel consumption, the cleaning-
Metal Gloss: Alright, we get it.
Hawkeye: The signal is green Orion, we gotta go.
Orion: I understand.
Hawkeye: *Blows whistle twice, and drives train out of the yards*

As Hawkeye's train left the yards, four diesels entered with a freight. The pony driving the train was Aqua Marine.

Orion: *Looks at the train*
Aqua Marine: *Climbs out of the train*
Orion: Hey, Aqua. Good to see Du again.
Aqua Marine: Same to you. What's going on?
Orion: We're having our last freight train running to be powered Von a steam engine. After that, they're all being scrapped, oder sent to museums.
Aqua Marine: That's a shame. I'll never forget the time my railroad got all of it's steam engines gone. I cried for five minutes.
Orion: Listen, may we talk about this later? We need to get your train into the yards before Mike shows up.
Aqua Marine: Who is Mike?
Orion: One of the most retarded railroad employees ever.

Mike was on a freight train as a conductor. His train was close to entering the yards, but it had to stop because Aqua Marine's train was in the way.

Mike: What's this? *Gets on the radio* What are ye stoppin' for lad?
Engineer: Another freight train is in the way.
Mike: We're blocking the mainline. Get the train into the yards.
Engineer: I just said-
Mike: I don't care what ye just sagte lad! Get the bloody train into the yard.
Engineer: *Moves train forward*
Orion: *Uncouples Aqua Marine's engines from the train* Bewegen forward.
Aqua Marine: *Slowly drives engines forward*
Engineer: *Pushing Aqua Marine's freight train*
Orion: Oh shit!
Engineer: *Pushes train into Aqua Marine's engines, and derails them*
Orion: Gonzo!!!!!
Mike: *Gets out of train, and walks to Orion* Why did Du call me Von your last name?
Orion: No. Your last name is Gonzo. Mine is Stardust.
Mike: Who is Gonzo anyway?
Orion: *Annoyed* get back into the train.
Mike: Sure thing Orion. *Gets back into the caboose*
Aqua Marine: *Gets out of engines* What happened?
Orion: I told you, Mike is the most retarded pony ever to work on a railroad. He told the engineer to go into the yards, and then he pushed your train into your engines, causing them to derail.

2 B Continued