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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond Hunde got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair pony fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if Du don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope.

James: Do Du see anything?
Martin: Yes sir. There's a pirate ship in front of us. I see three ponies. A blue one, a white one, and an orange one with a brown hat.
James: I'll get Rover.

Meanwhile, in the ship regenbogen Dash was in with Applejack, Rarity, and Hungry's pirate crew.

Hungry: *Looking at the map, and a compass*
Rarity: How is it going?
Hungry: We seem to be making progress.
Erik: *Arrives* Hungry, there's another pirate ship following us.
Hungry: I wonder who that could be?
Erik: Larry is looking at them now.
Larry: *Looking at the ship behind him with a microscope*
Max: *Stops Weiter to Larry* Erik wants to know who's on there.
Larry: Tell him that they're diamond dogs. Steer the ship left, and see what happens.
Max: Right away.
regenbogen Dash: *Looking at the map with Hungry, and Rarity* I'd say we're twenty nine miles from the island.
Erik: Twenty seven in my mind.
Max: *Arrives*
Erik: What did he say?
Max: There are diamond Hunde on the pirate ship behind us. I'm going to steer left, and see if they follow us.
Erik: Alright.
Max: *Runs to the helm. He steers the ship left*
Spot: They're turning left! Follow them!
Luxor: *Steers the ship to the left*
Larry: They're following us!
Max: *Steers the ship back to the right*
Donut: Let's grab our guns, and shoot at them! *Grabs a pistol, and runs to the back of the ship*

Everypony followed Donut, and they had guns.

Chowder: Those ponies have guns!
Bowler: Let's get ours then!
Mickey: *Grabs a musket*
James: Du might wanna use a pistol like the rest of us. That thing takes too long to load.
Mickey: I'm using it for the firepower.
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots at the diamond dogs*
Spot: *Sees the bullet hit the ship* Return fire!! Don't stop shooting until they die!
Fido: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks, but sees her hat get shot off of her head* Nopony shoots my hat! *Returns fire*
James: *Gets shot*
Martin: Man down!
Indiana Bones: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Dodges bullet* Why are they all shooting at me?!!?
regenbogen Dash: They must really like you.
Rarity: Then why are they shooting at her?
regenbogen Dash: Du wanna shut up, and help us?
Rarity: Oh no, I was gonna go downstairs, and look for somepony that wanted to have sex-
regenbogen Dash: There's no time for that!!
Rarity: Come on!
Applejack: Help us, oder go away!
Rarity: Fine! *Grabs a pistol, and shoots at the diamond dogs*
Luxor: *Gets shot Von Rarity*
Rarity: I got one! *Gets excited* I got one!
Applejack: Great Rarity, don't get cocky! *Shoots her gun*
Mickey: *Shoots at Hungry*
Hungry: Whoa! *Dodges bullet* That nearly hit me!
regenbogen Dash: Are Du okay?
Hungry: Yeah. *Shoots gun*
Indiana Bones: *Dodges Hungry's bullet* Shoot that grey pegasus!
Spot: *Shoots Hungry*
Hungry: No!! *Falls on the ground*
Erik: They shot our leader!! *Shoots Mickey*
Mickey: *Falls on the ground, and accidentally shoots Fido*
Rover: Fido!!
Spot: No!!!
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots the bottom of the boat*
Rover: We got another hole in our boat!
Indiana Bones: Leave them alone! We'll patch up the hole, and chase them later!
Rover: Very well.
Applejack: They're turning around!
Donut: Good. It's too bad they killed Hungry though.
Rarity: She was a good leader.
regenbogen Dash: Even if she was stupid.
Larry: A men.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was just a normal Tag in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and regenbogen Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be safe, sicher than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack....
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Source: Equestria Daily
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Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* Hey Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard Du and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...
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Granny Smith: Du ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're Du doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of heu, hay from you? I forgot to stock up on Essen for Angel, and Du do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I Liebe it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank Du for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...
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Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, Du need to screw up Mehr when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to Du buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll Zeigen an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, oder just give Du the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: Du know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't Du just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? Du didn't really have to carry me....
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is Wird angezeigt how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if Du were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to...
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(Warning! This Liste contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another oben, nach oben list! Today, we're going over my oben, nach oben 5 least Favorit characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying Anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are gegeben to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did Du get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What Du doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, Du NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go Home and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk Du home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do Du still Liebe me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to...
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