Saten Twist Adventures, season 2 episode 1, part 3

posted by Canada24

Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing Du to Jacky" Saten sagte with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day. Ah don't have for all this" AppleJack replied with her strong accent.

"Yes., I heard that nerd over there has taken a shine to you" Saten replied, holding back anger, but AppleJack knows him well enough to realise this.

"There's no need ta be jealous" AppleJack convinced the male pegasus.

"Jealous!?.. Me!?.. Don't be redicious" Saten replied, hiding a twitching eye.

"Well.. Ah'm impressed, your taking this very we-

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Saten suddenly and aggressively, screamed at Trenderhoof, with a a scary expression on his face as he his eyes grew even redder and his teeth almost became fangs.

"SATEN!" AppleJack cried angrily.

"Sorry. Sorry" Saten said, his voice calmer, and his face back to normal.

"Don't worry, plenty I can do to keep myself accupied.. Maybe I'll check out the toolshed" Saten said, flying off towards the tool shed.

"Is he gonna kill me?" Trenderhoof asked.

"Saten? Please, he's harmless" AppleJack insisted, though in truth she was abit worried herself.

"But just in case.. I better go check on him" The southern pony added, and went to catch up to Saten Twist.

TO BE CONTAINUED

Saten Twist (with his usual outfit)

AppleJack

Rarity

Trenderhoof

Windwakerguy430 Ha, that was really funny. Can't wait for the next part

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regenbogen Factory Spoof.. Chapter 3/Orion's fate

posted by Canada24

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the oben, nach oben of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....

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Magic and Friendship Chapter 1

posted by Magicalgirl12

Once upon a time there lived a pony named Trixie. Trixie was a Zeigen off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic Mehr than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any Mehr of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some Essen and some water. She walked to a small pony village. She could hardly walk...

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 1: Nightmares

posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some Cupcakes shoutouts, so if Du haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Kommentare will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement Von the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie sagte she was sorry, her expression sagte a different story. A week after...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 2: Poisoned apfel, apfel, apple

posted by MinervaHoot

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the Zurück installment, its based on creepypastas, Mehr specifically Jeff the Killer. Please Kommentar and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a couch she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

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Leaked My Little pony Friendship is magic extended introduction lyrics.

posted by eeveegirl95

My Little Pony,
My Little pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until Du all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies Du opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until Du all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

regenbogen Dash

added by karinabrony

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Clancker's Artikel on Cloppers. (contains mature content)

posted by clancker1223

Ok. This is my first Artikel based on my opinion. If Du want me to write another Artikel on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in Frage right now: Cloppers

Yes Du heard me cloppers. If Du don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If Du notice there is a clopper, why should that bother Du in anyway? It's...

My Little pony Memes

added by karinabrony

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Finally! Sweetie Belle's magic!

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: My Little Pony - Freundschaft ist Magie

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My Little pony Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done Von Disneyfan333

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead Von regenbogen Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead Von a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead Von Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead Von John who somehow survived being killed Von a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead Von an alicorn named Fuku,...