Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.
Bribed Guard: Okay, your boot is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the boot with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one Mehr thing. *Gives papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here.
Louis: *Loads his rifle, and keeps a lookout* Those bounty hunters better not Zeigen up.
Papillon: *Finds boat, and drags it out of bush* Here it is. *Finds a bag* What's in there?
Andre: I'm not sure.
Papillon: *Walks into boat, and his legs go through* Aw, shit!! *Gets out of boat* This boot is a worthless piece of shit!!! *Finds tape on boat, and takes it off* There's a bunch of holes in here, and it's all patched up with tape!
Andre: Now what?
Louis: May I tell Du two something?
Papillon: What?
Louis: That leg I was telling Du about. I didn't sprain it. I fractured it.
Papillon: You broke your leg?!
Louis: *Knods*
Papillon: WELL WHY DIDN'T Du SAY SOMETHING?!
Louis: I thought if I told you, Du would leave me behind.
Papillon: NO SHIT I'D LEAVE Du BEHIND!
Louis: *Irritated* Look. I got Du the money Du needed for the escape, and if it wasn't for me, that guard would've shot Du after he knocked out Andrew.
Papillon: He probably would've missed me.
Andre: Listen Du two, we need to stop arguing. We Lost three thousand dollars, and we don't have a boat. We need to think about how to get out of here.
They heard a loud bird, but they weren't sure what it was.
Louis: *Points his gewehr at some trees*
Andre: *Pointing his gewehr at bamboo*
Papillon: Wait here, I'll go see what that is. *Goes through bushes, and sees a bird in a cage*
Moss: Freeze mister. Du just so happen to touch that bird, and you're dead. Drop your weapon.
Papillon: *Puts gewehr on ground*
Moss: Now turn around.
Papillon: *Turns around, and faces Moss*
Moss: Du ran away from a prison camp. Correct?
Papillon: *Knods*
Moss: Du paid somepony three grand for a boat.
Papillon: Yup.
Moss: And the boat's no good.
Papillon: Yeah.
Moss: *Puts shotgun away* Been expectin' ya. *Walks to a bush, and moves it revealing the two bounty hunters, dead* I caught these two snooping around. They wanted Du killed.
Papillon: Thank you.
Moss: Mind if Du take me to the rest of your group?
Papillon: Follow me. *Walks back to Andre, and Louis*
Louis: *Hears bushes rustling, and aims his gewehr at them*
Papillon: Hold your fire, it's me with a friend.
Moss: Pleased to meet you.
Andre: Who are you?
Moss: The name is Moss. I killed those bounty hunters for you.
Louis: *Staring at Moss' facepaint*
Moss: Du like it?
Louis: Yeah.
Moss: I did too when I got it. I was drunk. Now let's get Du three a boat. Gather as much bamboo as Du can, and we can make a raft. I'll get some rope to tie it all together. We have until sunset. If we finish in time, Du can go to an island four miles north of here. There are some ponies that can give Du another boat. One that's reliable.
At sunset, the floß was complete, and papillon rode it with Louis, and Andre to the island Moss told them about.
2 B continued
Bribed Guard: Okay, your boot is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the boot with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one Mehr thing. *Gives papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here.
Louis: *Loads his rifle, and keeps a lookout* Those bounty hunters better not Zeigen up.
Papillon: *Finds boat, and drags it out of bush* Here it is. *Finds a bag* What's in there?
Andre: I'm not sure.
Papillon: *Walks into boat, and his legs go through* Aw, shit!! *Gets out of boat* This boot is a worthless piece of shit!!! *Finds tape on boat, and takes it off* There's a bunch of holes in here, and it's all patched up with tape!
Andre: Now what?
Louis: May I tell Du two something?
Papillon: What?
Louis: That leg I was telling Du about. I didn't sprain it. I fractured it.
Papillon: You broke your leg?!
Louis: *Knods*
Papillon: WELL WHY DIDN'T Du SAY SOMETHING?!
Louis: I thought if I told you, Du would leave me behind.
Papillon: NO SHIT I'D LEAVE Du BEHIND!
Louis: *Irritated* Look. I got Du the money Du needed for the escape, and if it wasn't for me, that guard would've shot Du after he knocked out Andrew.
Papillon: He probably would've missed me.
Andre: Listen Du two, we need to stop arguing. We Lost three thousand dollars, and we don't have a boat. We need to think about how to get out of here.
They heard a loud bird, but they weren't sure what it was.
Louis: *Points his gewehr at some trees*
Andre: *Pointing his gewehr at bamboo*
Papillon: Wait here, I'll go see what that is. *Goes through bushes, and sees a bird in a cage*
This pony stood behind papillon holding a sawed off shotgun. His name is Moss
Moss: Freeze mister. Du just so happen to touch that bird, and you're dead. Drop your weapon.
Papillon: *Puts gewehr on ground*
Moss: Now turn around.
Papillon: *Turns around, and faces Moss*
Moss: Du ran away from a prison camp. Correct?
Papillon: *Knods*
Moss: Du paid somepony three grand for a boat.
Papillon: Yup.
Moss: And the boat's no good.
Papillon: Yeah.
Moss: *Puts shotgun away* Been expectin' ya. *Walks to a bush, and moves it revealing the two bounty hunters, dead* I caught these two snooping around. They wanted Du killed.
Papillon: Thank you.
Moss: Mind if Du take me to the rest of your group?
Papillon: Follow me. *Walks back to Andre, and Louis*
Louis: *Hears bushes rustling, and aims his gewehr at them*
Papillon: Hold your fire, it's me with a friend.
Moss: Pleased to meet you.
Andre: Who are you?
Moss: The name is Moss. I killed those bounty hunters for you.
Louis: *Staring at Moss' facepaint*
Moss: Du like it?
Louis: Yeah.
Moss: I did too when I got it. I was drunk. Now let's get Du three a boat. Gather as much bamboo as Du can, and we can make a raft. I'll get some rope to tie it all together. We have until sunset. If we finish in time, Du can go to an island four miles north of here. There are some ponies that can give Du another boat. One that's reliable.
At sunset, the floß was complete, and papillon rode it with Louis, and Andre to the island Moss told them about.
2 B continued
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One Mehr schlagen, punsch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The Weiter Tag Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. Du have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. Du know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The Weiter Tag Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. Du have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. Du know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Filme (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her Mehr like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for Mehr of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Filme (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her Mehr like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for Mehr of my latest story..
