posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My Question
Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.
Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.
Astrel Sky got pushed aside Von the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.
pony 38: This is my TV!
pony 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, Du get it!
pony 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
pony 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
pony 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it Mehr than you!
pony 84: *Takes his game back* Du need it less than me.
pony 37: *Gets punching handschuh out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
pony 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank Du Zufällig microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of Du should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell Du once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: Du know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what Du were doing.
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit Du make everypony go through.
2 B Continued