Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn straße Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian pony to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this pony looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are Du sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta find the Canadian, and wait for Pierce to finish using the bathroom.
Benny: *Walks over to Percy* Are Du a pony working for the Union Pacific?
Percy: Yeah. Who are you?
Benny: The name's Benny. I'm the pony that your boss Pete requested to come over to Cheyenne, and help work in the yards.
Percy: Well hi.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of bathroom* No toilet papers! Can Du believe that crap?!
Percy: Hawk, this is Benny, he's from the Canadian Pacific.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi. So you're coming to Cheyenne with us to help out in the yards, right?
Benny: That's right.
Hawkeye: Then follow us. Your chariot awaits.

The three stallions walked back to the station. Their passenger train was gone.

Percy: Oh no!!
Benny: What's the matter?
Hawkeye: Our train was stolen.
Percy: I told Du it would get stolen, but Du wouldn't listen to me!
Hawkeye: Relax, relax. This is Chicagoat. We'll easily find another train to take back to Cheyenne. *Finds a gas turbine locomotive* See? There's one already.
Percy: We can't take that!
Hawkeye: Why not? It's painted for our railroad. Let's get in. *Gets in engine*
Benny: *Gets in* Come on Paxton. What are Du waiting for?
Percy: It's Percy, and we shouldn't be stealing this locomotive.
Hawkeye: Whoever had this engine most likely stahl, stola our train. So, tit for tat.*Drives train*
Percy: Wait for me! *Jumps onto locomotive, and gets into cab*
Benny: All aboard.

Meanwhile in Cheyenne.

Gordon: *In Pete's office, looking at papers* Keep the steam engines for five extra years? Forget that! *Rips up paper* We need Mehr diesels. *Gets on PA system* Stylo Bevaria, get in here right now!!
Stylo: *Walks into office*
Gordon: What took Du so long?
Stylo: Du called?
Gordon: Where is Hawkeye, and Percy?
Stylo: Du told them to take a train into Chicagoat.
Gordon: I did not!
Stylo: Yes Du did. I heard the entire conversation. Du wanted the two of them to take The City Of Cheyenne into Chicagoat.
Gordon: Now that Du mention it, I do remember talking to those two about it.

Gordon starts narrating as Hawkeye drives the stolen engine with Percy, and Benny.

Gordon: Du know something Stylo? I don't know why Pete needs Mehr workers in those trainyards. Frankly, I've seen all of them doing perfectly well, and with that scottish pony Pete hired yesterday, things are going well.

But in Cheyenne's trainyards, this is what was really happening.

Mirage: *Repairing switcher*
Orion: Du need to get the repairs done now.
Mirage: I'm trying mate!
Orion: Du need to try harder.
Nikki: *Stops her train in the yards* Another freight train from the Southern Pacific.
Mirage: Oh come on!!
Nikki: What's the matter?
Orion: We're getting too many trains in here. What is Snowflake trying to do to us?
Mirage: It ain't her fault. It's Gordon! He won't let that Canadian pony come here.
Nikki: Why not?
Mirage: Because he's a racist arsehole.
Orion: One time, he shouted the N word really loud in a black neighborhood, and all these African Equestrians beat him up.
Nikki: Not only does he sound racist, but he also sounds retarded.
Mirage: Exactly.
Stylo: *Arrives* Hey guys, Hawkeye, and Percy just got that Canadian pony, named Benny. They'll be here in less than three hours.
Mirage: Praise the lord!!
Orion: Does Gordon know about it?
Stylo: No. He doesn't have any idea what Pierce, and Percy are doing as of this moment. Hopefully, Pete gets back from his vacation early, and Gordon won't try to get rid of Benny.

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