"Simple Ways" Review - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then goes to Applejack.

Spike then tries to console Rarity, and for clarity, I don't ship Rarity and Spike. I ship Spike with a female dragon.

Rarity tries to be like applejack because Trenderhoof likes Applejack. Applejack, this made Du Mehr unlikable because Du don't say no to his face!

Also, then Rarity learns the lesson and the episode ends. The way they should have ended with Trenderhoof realizing that Rarity actually cares about him, and then Rarity and Trenderhoof go out, and they denounce "Simple Life".

Letter Grade: D-

tailsfan111 and Tomoko616 like this

Windwakerguy430 I remember that episode. Not that great. Great review as always

BlondLionEzel Thanks :)

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Octavia Unchained part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On the road

Dexter: *driving* What we got to do Weiter is assassinate the Flim Flam brothers. They've been causing a lot of mayhem to every pony. Not just the ponies of your gender, but every single pony in the world. They must pay.
Octavia: Du must hate this whole slavery thing, don't you?
Dexter: I have been a slave. Believe me. It was back when the british kidnapped my parents. I was only a little colt.
Octavia: Can Du tell me about it?
Dexter: Eeh, not right now. Maybe later. *stops car*
Octavia: What are Du doing?
Dexter: I wanna buy Du an outfit.
Octavia: Ok, cool.

They both walk into the...

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Cold War Episode 1 The Last Winter Night.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Snow... the butyfull small think... but make fillies happy... stars... have magic powers... and make happy everypony... Stars plus snow is a great idea... The winter night... too..."

Dan : Du got EVERYTHINK!
Shadow : I think I have
Dan : great... lets go *run to door*
Shadow : Is this a good idea?
Dan : dont worry just follow!

Dan, Shadow and Natalia present

Cold War

Episode 1

The Winter Night

"Did I say... who I am... no? that too bad... Im the one who creat somethink that make ponies hurt... I - am - DEAD"

Dan - oh comon
Shadow - uhuh *run*
Dan - ok... w here...
From Snow comes big castle... from ice...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 11 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: Du all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of Du need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do Du do that?
Pete: Du got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. Du can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your Tag off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry,...

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The Nightmare Before Weihnachten part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jack woke up at the cemetary

Zero: *Wimpers*
Jack: What have I done? I realized, I ruined christmas, and it didn't go the way I wanted it to. We've got to fix this now *runs out of cemetary*
Zero: *Following*

Somewhere between not far away, and far away

Oogie Boogie pony: And now that I've got two ponies I'm holding prisoner, let's roll the dice, shall we? *rolls dice* WHAT?! Snake eyes? Aah *hits table*

The dice soon ended up on a six, and five

Oogie Boogie pony: Ooh, much better. And now, to kill Du two Von lowering Du into the lava below. Hahahahaha!
Jack: *Appears behind oogie boogie pony* Hello...

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 1 highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...

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Pinkie Pie's B-day

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
regenbogen Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
regenbogen Dash:THE Frage I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!

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The Nightmare Before Weihnachten part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jack continued working about why the green light appeared after what he did. It was so bright that Sally saw it, and decided to escape the room she was in.

Sally: *grabs bag of supplies* This oughta help.

The door was locked from the other side, so Sally had to escape through the window. It was a long drop down, and Sally had to be careful.

After tying some string onto the window, Sally had to climb down. She was carrying the bag of supplies, but when she went down, the string snapped. Sally then fell to the ground, and her arm fell off.

But, what's this? Sally didn't die somehow, and she started...

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Under Pressure Part 11

posted by karinabrony

"The mall is so...big..." Black Rose said. She was passing Von a tuxedo store and Silver Tune saw Nocturnal Mirage in there. "LOOK! Nocturnal Mirage is in there! Hide behind the clothes!" Silver Tune said. Black Rose and Silver Tune hid behind the racket of tuxedos. "Hello, may I get a black tuxedo? I want my datum to be perfect." They heard Nocturnal Mirage say. "Mmmhm! He is so into you, Black Rose!" Silver Tune said. "Oh, come on! It's just a date." Black Rose said. Silver Tune laughed. "Yeah, JUST A DATE. Come on! Let's go to Canterlot Styles so Du can look perfect tonight!" They both went...

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Silver Tune's Story 14

posted by _Laugh_

Snow Flake sighed. Silver Tune took a deep breath and smiled.

ST: Lets.. Just forget what just happened.
SF: Are Du sure? Don't Du want to talk about it?
ST: No, it's.. It's okay. Don't worry.
CC: Are Du sure?
ST: Yep.
CC: Very well then.
SF: Silver Tune, do Du have a datum for the prom?
ST: Uhh.. No.
CC: But the prom is in three days!
ST: Do Du guys already have dates?
CC: I do. I'm going with Cinnamon Twist.
SF: I'm going with Lightning Speed.

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake giggled. Silver Tune lowered her head and blushed. The brown mare gasped and stopped laughing.

CC: Silver Tune, we weren't laughing...

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The Nightmare Before Weihnachten Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog presents

In Association with Disneyfan333

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If Du never heard about this story, I say it's time Du begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't Du like to see something strange?
Come with us, and Du will see
This our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everypony...

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Silver Tune's Story 12

posted by _MockingJay_

Silver Tune stopped laughing as she saw Trixie approaching her. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake rolled their eyes. Trixie smirked as she stared at Silver Tune's dress. She laughed.

Trixie: Hey Silver Tune. Have Du had any luck?
ST: Uhh.. With what?
Trixie: Uh, with your weight loss, of course. Because it sure doesn't look like it.
ST: *growls*
CC: What did Du say to her?!
Trixie: Shut up, Coffee Cheese. Was I talking to you?
SF: Her name is Coffee Crème!
Trixie: Pfft. Like I care.
CC: *rolls eyes*
Trixie: Anyways pig, I wouldn't try too hard. Maybe your just meant to have a little extra grease.
SF: *gasp*...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Episode 3, part 2: War

posted by Thunderhorse007

The last we viewed our heroes, Snowflake and Rocko, a cock-of-the-rock, were making their way to Cloudsdale to free regenbogen Dash. They would need her in order to get close to King Cobra. As they travel, let's turn to the King himself. He had dispatched Cheerilee the night before, and now lay thinking in Twilight's library. A sentry burst into the study, startling the King. His haube shot out, and he hissed in annoyance. The sentry came to a screeching halt, and bowed with his face to the floor.

Sentry: News for the King!

King Cobra: Come on, spit it out. What is it?

Sentry: The troops are currently...

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The last solstice - Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth

Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Ponies: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*...

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The New Era... THE END (part 1)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan : i dont gonna let him win... I DONT!!!!

"when somethink fucked up... noopony cant stop feel we lost... my Friends are dead.... My team lost... I gonna feel they soul everywhere... THAT BASTARDS KILLED THEME!!! Cherry... Mirage... whyyy... I cant... I just cant help theme. .. we ran to elevator... and leave theme"

Dan : WHAT THE FUCK WE ESCAPING
Shadow : ...
Dan : What! w-what... uhhh I became monster...
Shadow : ...
*elevator stop*
Shadow : ...
Dan : Du DONT GONNA SAY SHIT!!!!... FUCK...
Natalia : muschel donw Dan
Dan : SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!! DEMN IT... d-demn it... *ters comes* I tryed to...

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The Beginning: Part10

posted by alinah_09

after their meal they went out exploring the rest of the town,meeting a lot of nice pony folk..when they heard 2 ponies talking

"i heard there was a mysterious town deep in the Everfree forest..." sagte a mare with a blonde mane,bright blue eyes and a snow white pelz coat

a blue maned mare answered "i dont know..they might be just a pony tale"

the 6 ponies heard the short conversation..Winter asked Cosmic

"what are they talking about?"

"well..its some story..its sagte that there was an old town in there with blank flanks..when ponies started having cutie marks..they kinda despised it..seeing it as...

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Con Mane: The New Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now Du have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see Du there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your rakete launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...

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Under Pressure Part Six

posted by karinabrony

"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to Zeigen Du something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did Du get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune sagte as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here Du go!" Silver Tune sagte as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the sitz and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The maus was running on the floor and it went straight to star, sterne Shimmer....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do Du know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps Du should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and schlagen, punsch a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did Du just call me?
passenger: Du heard me Du british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do Du think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...