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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 4: Tom, Tom, and Tom
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: This joke is getting old. Why are Du still laughing at it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.
Tom: So what was this Zeigen Du wanted to Zeigen me?
Mortomis: This Zeigen I wanted to Zeigen Du is a Zeigen that shows Du a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's Zeigen that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope Du enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tv Announcer: Up Weiter is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?
The theme song starts for the show.
Singer: In the orangenmarmelade, marmelade forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi.
Singer: Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into gelee beans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian fohlen, colt from the Tag before.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albi: What are Du doing here? I thought I killed Du yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. Du didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are Du crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase Du hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a gelee bean, it had all the Farben of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singers: Yum.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
Singers: Dragon!
The Zeigen ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up in the Weiter part is Celebrity Jeopardy.
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 4: Tom, Tom, and Tom
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: This joke is getting old. Why are Du still laughing at it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.
Tom: So what was this Zeigen Du wanted to Zeigen me?
Mortomis: This Zeigen I wanted to Zeigen Du is a Zeigen that shows Du a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's Zeigen that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope Du enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tv Announcer: Up Weiter is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?
The theme song starts for the show.
Singer: In the orangenmarmelade, marmelade forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi.
Singer: Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into gelee beans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian fohlen, colt from the Tag before.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albi: What are Du doing here? I thought I killed Du yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. Du didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are Du crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase Du hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a gelee bean, it had all the Farben of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singers: Yum.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
Singers: Dragon!
The Zeigen ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up in the Weiter part is Celebrity Jeopardy.
