Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the Zurück episode how Du sagte we might get killed Von assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are Du still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! Du have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Confused* Weird, but whatever. Today's crossover parody is The Derpy Files.
Tom: Featuring Derpy taking Jim Rockford's role in the T.V show, The Rockford Files. Be prepared for some strange Fragen if Du get caught, oder arrested.
Audience: *Laughing*

Somewhere at Derpy's trailer home, a phone starts to ring, and it goes to voicemail.

Derpy: This is Derpy Hooves. At the tone, leave your name, and message. I'll get back to you.
Unknown Pony: How in the world did Du become a detective? You're too retarded, your eyesight is bad, and the only thing Du give a damn about are muffins!

The Derpy Files

Starring Derpy Hooves as herself
Heartsong as Suzanne Hooves
Saten Twist as Tom Selleck
Mortomis as Officer McManis
Sophie Shimmer as Bail O' Cotton

Derpy was in the middle of chasing Bail O' Cotton. She was responsible for kidnapping a famous pony.

Bail: *Driving on a bridge*
Derpy: *Following Bail*

The green screen behind Derpy's car made it look like she was going forward, then backwards.

Audience: *Laughing*
Bail: *Drifts left*
Derpy: *Goes left*
Bail: She's catching up. I must go faster!

The green screen behind Bail's car made it look like she was going slower.

Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *About to ram the back of Bail's car*
Bail: *Goes right*
Derpy: *Looking at green screen* Why is it making me go sideways?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Okay, cut!
TV Ponies: *Turning off equipment, and turning lights on*
Derpy: Something is wrong with the green screen.
Bail: You're crosseyed! How did Du figure that out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: I just did.
Tom: Hey! Can someone let me out of this car's trunk? Its smells like rotten fisch in here.
Derpy: Um, sorry. We're still producing here! Du gotta wait another five minutes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No I don't. I heard Du talking about the green screen not working, and now we're not doing anything. Let me out!
Bail: No.
Tom: And I thought I got bad abuse in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*

Derpy got to her house when she saw a police car.

Derpy: *Confused* Either my eyesight is getting better, oder I'm just a crazy idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Opens door to house* Mom?
Suzanne: In here Sweetheart.
Derpy: *Arrives* What are Du doing with the police?
Officer McManis: I'm sorry ma'am, but your mother has been accused of murder. I'm taking her downtown.
Derpy: Oh! I like downtown. Can I come with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Suzanne: Not that downtown Derpy!
Derpy: Hey wait a minute. I'm a detective! I can prove that my mom has been framed, because she would never murder anypony.
Suzanne: Forget it.
Derpy: *Forgot about what her mom just said* Forget about what?
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Opening credits are on the Weiter part of this episode.