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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. Du stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because Du called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got Du covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!
Fenix: *Shoots at Vito*
Vito: *Taking cover, and gets on walkie talkie* I need Mehr alicorns here now!
Alicorn Captain: Roger that, sending reinforcements to your position.
Vito: *Shooting at Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets down* Stay down!
Prisoners: *Getting down*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito's hoof*
Vito: *Drops gun, and grabs it with his other hoof*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito*
Vito: Ahh!!

Mehr alicorns arrived.

Fenix: Go, everypony get out of here!
Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi: *Escaping*
Alicorns: *Coming downstairs*
Fenix: *Reloads gun, and shoots an alicorn*
Alicorn 52: *Falls off stairs, and onto the ground*
Alicorn 61: *Shooting gun*
Unicorn: *Making shield*
Fenix: Excellent. *Returns fire*
Alicorn 61: *Dies*
Fenix: I'm going up. *Shoots Mehr alicorns*
Alicorn 82: We are losing soldiers. This yellow earth pony is shooting them, and killing them all.
Alicorn Captain: I can't keep sending Du reinforcements. We are a hated type of pony, and there aren't many alicorns around here.
Alicorn 82: Get us Mehr reinforcements right now!
Alicorn: Fine.
Fenix: *Shoots Alicorn 82*
Alicorn 47: *Jumps from building with a sword* Banzai!
Fenix: *Shoots banzai alicorn*
Alicorn 71: *Shoots gun out of Fenix's hoof*

Stop the song.

Fenix: *Looking at Alicorn 71 on his left*
Alicorn 71: I think it's time we took all of Du "alicorn haters" and executed you.
Fenix: *Scared*

In the storm drains.

Con: *Waiting in car*
Rain: He should be here Von now. Where is he?
Con: Knowing Fenix, I think he'll arrive any second.

Two cars were seen coming towards them.

Rain: He better be in one of those cars.
Con: *Grabs binoculars, and looks inside the cars* He's not. It's Ice Cube, and another alicorn. What are they doing here?
Rain: I don't know, but I hope nothing bad happened to Fenix.
Ice Cube & Sally: *Stop their cars near Con*
Ice Cube: Hey Du two. I remember ya.
Con: Yeah, we were the ones that arrested an earth pony for you.
Ice Cube: Well, he kinda went rebellious on us, and killed a few other alicorns.
Rain: What do Du want us to do?
Ice Cube: Come with us, and we're going to do something big.
Con: Okay. Rain, *Gets out of car* Return this rental car, and get in the green Dodge.
Rain: I'm on it. *Uses magic to carry car, and flies to airport*
Con: I'll sit with your friend in the silver Chevy.
Ice Cube: Awesome.
Con: *Sits Weiter to Sally* Hello.

At the airport.

Rain: *Carrying rental car wtih magic while flying* Now, where is that airplane they're going to use to bring those weapons to ISIS? *Sees airplane being guarded Von ten alicorns* Bingo. *Goes to airplane, and drops the car. She flies away very quickly*
Alicorns: Ah! *Die from explosion*

2 B continued
posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great Tag in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. Von day, they would be filled with energy. Von night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: Du shall work with regenbogen Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want Du two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with Du all the way.

So the two of us went toward a Shop that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, Du steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane pony in the Sekunde story to take out his heavy machine gun and open feuer at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to Bewegen the türmchen, turm, revolver and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action gewehr and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun Von a few feet. 
 Yes I did make a Titel screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the Zurück H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so regenbogen Dash appeared,...
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It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....
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Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apfel, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes regenbogen dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Du just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Lesen creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a Schokolade rain cloud, squeezed it, and Schokolade milch came into the glass. As he threw the wolke to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. Du need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord oder else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
.....
I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", sagte Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed Von the schloss and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", sagte Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again Von the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i L L a L L p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
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Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her bett panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Liebe shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier Von window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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Source: deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, oder fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do Du plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...
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Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: Du too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The Tag is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when Du need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would Du gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On oben, nach oben of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do Du hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...
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