Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, Du know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that Du quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never sagte anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess Du should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: Du should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. Du could have hurt yourself.
Duke: I'm fine, but I know your fear of ants. *Looking at ant on branch*
Anthony: Du gotta be kidding me.
Duke: Let me drive the train, oder else this ant will be placed in your mane.
Anthony: Okay, it's yours.
So they switched positions in the engine. Duke drove, while Anthony did nothing. At the train station, Duke stopped his train at the station in unison with Hawkeye, who would be taking his passengers further east.
Anthony: *Gets out of train* I have done it. I got the train here all Von myself.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his train* Interesting how we got here at the same time. Our simultaneous arrival must mean only one thing.
Anthony: What?
Hawkeye: We're twin brothers.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: Du like that one? I got lots of other jokes.
Duke: *Comes out of train*
pony 54: Hey. Why were there two ponies in that diesel?
pony 63: Yeah. Usually, it's just Duke in there Von himself.
Hawkeye: Well, Anthony was taking over, but unfortunately he did poorly at his job, and Duke had to take over for him.
Ponies: *Laughing, and pointing at Anthony*
Duke: *Winks at Hawkeye*
Anthony: FUCK! *Running behind a wall, and hiding from everypony*
Duke: *Appears Weiter to Anthony* Poor old stallion. *Laughing* It's no good Anthony. Du can't win.
The end
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo, and Metal Gloss go through a chain reaction of crazy events in San Franciscolt.
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, Du know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that Du quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never sagte anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess Du should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: Du should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. Du could have hurt yourself.
Duke: I'm fine, but I know your fear of ants. *Looking at ant on branch*
Anthony: Du gotta be kidding me.
Duke: Let me drive the train, oder else this ant will be placed in your mane.
Anthony: Okay, it's yours.
So they switched positions in the engine. Duke drove, while Anthony did nothing. At the train station, Duke stopped his train at the station in unison with Hawkeye, who would be taking his passengers further east.
Anthony: *Gets out of train* I have done it. I got the train here all Von myself.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his train* Interesting how we got here at the same time. Our simultaneous arrival must mean only one thing.
Anthony: What?
Hawkeye: We're twin brothers.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: Du like that one? I got lots of other jokes.
Duke: *Comes out of train*
pony 54: Hey. Why were there two ponies in that diesel?
pony 63: Yeah. Usually, it's just Duke in there Von himself.
Hawkeye: Well, Anthony was taking over, but unfortunately he did poorly at his job, and Duke had to take over for him.
Ponies: *Laughing, and pointing at Anthony*
Duke: *Winks at Hawkeye*
Anthony: FUCK! *Running behind a wall, and hiding from everypony*
Duke: *Appears Weiter to Anthony* Poor old stallion. *Laughing* It's no good Anthony. Du can't win.
The end
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo, and Metal Gloss go through a chain reaction of crazy events in San Franciscolt.
