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The Grand Gollaping Gala party had finally come to an end.
Everyone started leaving. Saten Twist met up with Derpy and AppleJack.
AppleJack: *to Derpy* Wait. Were's GoldenGrape.
Derpy: Yeah.. Uhh.. About that.. *sadly* I think he dumped me.
Saten: *holding bier bottle* What!? Why!?
Derpy: *getting even sadder* He. He didn't say.
Saten: *growls* Ohh.. I'll see about that.
Saten: *gently pushes Derpy onto AppleJack* Comfort her A.J.. There's something I gotta do.
AppleJack: *pats Derpy's back, as Derpy decided to may as well start hugging her* Umm... Okay.


GoldenGrape is at the bar, finishing one of those 'shots' of alcohol. Suddenly Saten Twist approached him.
Saten: *still carrying bier bottle, and looking angry* What hell man!? Did Du dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear what I sagte behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. Du what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird.
Saten: *angrily* Take that back Du @#$%!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the oben, nach oben of GoldenGrapes head, makes traube cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing traube off the schemel, hocker that traube was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks traube aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*


Saten caught up with the girls again, and they headed towards one of the carriages they arrived in. But before she got in, AppleJack stopped Saten Twist.
AppleJack: Well.. I have to admit. I actually really enjoyed your company.
Satan: *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least I won't be as ashamed about calling Du one.
Saten: So.. NOW Du make out!?
AppleJack: Not in your life.. But a hug. I can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
Zufällig Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
AppleJack: *silently follows*


THE END
I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and regenbogen Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't Du three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire Pistolen at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging Von who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles oder Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could Du help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apfel, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes regenbogen dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Du just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Lesen creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are Du doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild Tiere and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt Von them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
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My Little Pony - Freundschaft ist Magie
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony sagte "Let's go this way!" And I sagte "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make Du smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't Du be Home right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would Du like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that Du threatened to beat her up if Du saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have Du seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't Du have some drinks with me? You'll Liebe it.
Bob: How many did Du have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would Du like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would Du want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see Du now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This Tag is going to be perfect, the kind of Tag of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This Tag was going to be perfect, the kind of Tag of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Source: Me and MLP :D
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Source: spirtto on deviantArt