Saten Twist Adventures 5... Part 4 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in Liebe with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* Du are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...

SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie Du are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully.. I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: Haha! I'm gonna be rich!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What Du gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if Du buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery oder whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' Mehr expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't Liebe me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID @#$%IN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.

THE END!

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Windwakerguy430 Great work. And I love the joke you got from Hellsing Abridged

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When we arrive, we soon get spotted Von a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...

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Pinkie's Weihnachten part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and regenbogen Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would Zeigen up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way regenbogen Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash sagte standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean Du can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That Du wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were...

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Discord is Back part 2

posted by applejackrocks

Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: Du see my dear, I need pony energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That regenbogen pony there (points at RD) ill take that shy pony thats behind that baum (points at FS) ill take that fainted pony (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna Mitmachen the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really...

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To every Fan of MLP!

posted by cupcake2456

Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how Du guys have been Schauspielen around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for Schauspielen like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and Mehr people.I hope Du all read this.Please Kommentar below if Du like.

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Flight and Fall

posted by shadirby

I lie in my bedroom, regretting what I'd just done. I banished my sister to the moon. The moon. I was too harsh. I was too quick with it. I was wrong.
I easily drift into a dream.
The crack of dawn. The air crisp and the sky golden. The world was so much Mehr pure back in the day. Streams poured crystal clear water in the distance. My hooves touched the rugged oben, nach oben of the ledge.
"Tiaaa," whined Luna, my tail in her mouth. What...

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Twilight in Oblivion: 2

posted by AquoMoon

Both Twilight and the mysterious stallion standing in the schloss floor,"You see Ms.Sparkle once Du steped in this schloss Du Lost parts of your memory." sagte the stallion, twilight screamed,"what I'm losing my memmories no I can't lose my memmories how about my Friends and family!" "They will notice nothing since you're here in schloss Oblivion if Du want to get out youmust reach the oben, nach oben floor of the castle," sagte the stallion. "here a card Du may use it to get through the door once Du enter Du may not turn back Du have to find the other door to get outof the room, do Du understand?"...

Fluttershy's Training Montage

added by Seanthehedgehog

Go Fluttershy! Du can do it :D

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My Little Pony - Freundschaft ist Magie

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. Weiter morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: Du excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 33

The British Mexican

January 16, 1954

It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.

Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk &...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Nine

posted by karinabrony

Princess Celestia was in the horizon, and I bowed. "Thank Du so much, Du have defeated King Sombra." She said. "Queen Chrysalis is in Canterlot, she has been using Shining Armor, and he has fallen under her spell." Celestia said. "We must go help." I said. The mane 6 nodded and we took the train to Canterlot.

I looked at the changelings. "How will we make them go away?" I asked. "We need to put them somewhere..." Rarity asked. "How about a house?" I suggested. "Right. We need one that has been abandoned." Twilight said. We teilt, split up to search. A while later, applejack met up with us and said,...

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Twilight Sparkle's Journal~

posted by karinabrony

Read! Du have to, it says so in the book!

Read! You have to, it says so in the book!

Dear Journal,

Today I have learned many new things. I have also read the biography on star, sterne Swirl the Bearded! It was a fantastic book, Rarity got it for me. I have been trying to look for it everywhere. Today, regenbogen Dash taught me flying lessons. I fell a few times, but I have progressed really great. Hey, talking about Rainbow, she hasn't returned my Daring Do book! I'll just tell her tomorrow. Anyways, I have gotten the new Daring Do book! It has regenbogen Dash on the cover, I really wonder why. It's a great book so far, even my friend and I got mentioned in it! I was shocked! I got a Lesen lamp from Pinkie Pie. It is really nice! Now I can study and read at night! Read! Du have to, it says so in the book!

~ Twilight Sparkle

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Strike Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was very annoying for James to walk back to his house shortly after going to the steel mill, but it would be worth it to spend Mehr time with his family. He normally got back Home from work at 7 PM, now he had the whole Tag off, and would get back before 7.

James: *Walks back in house*
Martha: Oh James. What are Du doing back so early?
James: They closed down the mill, and won't let anypony in.
Martha: Seriously?
James: Yes. I even heard one of the workers saying they would make a wire fence, and put snipers on towers.
Martha: Who's crazy idea was that?
James: My boss, Henry Frick.
Martha: More...

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Strike Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After school, Toby, and Melissa walked home.

Toby: How did your Tag go?
Melissa: Mine was good.
Toby: What did Du do?
Melissa: I got an A+ on one of my tests.
Toby: Good for you.
Melissa: What about you? How was your day?
Toby: Mine was bad.
Melissa: Aw, what happened?
Toby: If it's ok with you, I don't want to talk about it.
Melissa: Aw, please.
Toby: Alright, but only because you're my little sister.
Melissa: Yay!
Toby: And Du have to promise not to laugh.
Melissa: Ok.
Toby: Max was making fun of our dad, and humiliated him about working in the steel mills.
Melissa: What did Du do?
Toby: I told...

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regenbogen Dash's Journal~

posted by karinabrony

OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!

Dear Journal,

The other Tag was so awesome! I got to meet Daring Do Du guys. DARING DO! We had the coolest adventure! I also just got her latest book! AND I AM ON THE COVER! Anyways, today was awesome! I was teaching Twilight Sparkle how to fly, but...she fell. Most of the time. She'll be a champion if she practices her wing push ups every day, like me. I don't think the Wonderbolts haven't noticed how awesome I am. Scootaloo was also having trouble flying, but hey, she's just a filly. She has a good heart, and she will be able to fly some day. I'll even teach her when I have my days off. OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book! Uh oh. Heh... I kind of need to return some book to Twilight.... Heh.... Gotta run!

~ regenbogen Dash

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Casino Royale Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con's rental car

Con went to Hawaii as he was told. He rented a car created Von Flim, and went to a hotel.

Con: *Parks car* Hmm, *Sees another car, and walks into hotel*
Lasala: *Walks past*
Con: *Goes to information desk* Hello.
Desk clerk: Hi.
Con: I'm returning from a visit to a friend of mine, but I forgot my room number.
Desk Clerk: Oh, I don't think I can help you, sorry.
Con: Alrighty then, I'll be right back. *walks to entrance* *Stands Von entrance*
Rich pony: Excuse me.
Con: *Ignores rich pony*
Rich Pony: Hey, dumbass.
Con: What?
Rich Pony: Park my sportscar for me, will you? *Throws keys at Con*
Con: *Catches...

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Casino Royale Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do Du see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to Suchen for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, oder big blind chip must put in the money....

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regenbogen Dash Presents: A Crossover

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and regenbogen Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash Du made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was gegeben this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....

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From the Ground, to the Sky Pt.1

posted by OnlyAFangirl

this is a flutterdash fanfic, if u dont like this ship, oder something like that, go ahead & leave this. in other words, #EYEUP! XD

regenbogen Dash's POV:

It's almost Valentine's day, like 2 Mehr weeks. Bleh! I don't like that holiday.The only thing I like to do is help Fluttershy give her Tiere a card & a special treat from her. Kinda like my highlight of Valentine's day. I can't go up to clear the clouds, because everybody's hugging, & kissing.:P.NO, I DO NOT LIKE FLUTTERSHY!Ew!

Fluttershy's POV:

I need to give all of the Tiere a valentine's Tag card. So I'm making some right...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Mare: *Pushing a shopping karte, warenkorb through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have Du ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well Du better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest comedy club.
Mare: How do Du know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker: Because. *Rips...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom went to a nearby schemel, hocker to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules Von the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away oder I'll schlagen, punsch Du in...