Unlike my original plan. This actually going to be teilt, split into 3 oder 4 halfs..
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regenbogen Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached Von Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There Du are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in Liebe with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been mean.

(CUTAWAYS:
Canterlot wedding:
Chrysalis: I am feeding on Shinings love. And am now even Mehr powerful then Celestia!
Rainbow: Your a @#$%in bitch!
Chrysalis: *proudly* yes. Yes I am.
Booster buster:
Trixie: Anything Du can do. I can do better.
Rainbow: *immataing Peter Griffin* Oh my god! Who the hell! Caaaares!
Read it and weep:
Rainbow: No way. Lesen is for eggheads like Du Twilight!
Nightmare moon part 1:
Rainbow: *seeing what happened to Twilight's hair* Hahaha! Du look like an idiot!
END CUTAWAYS):

Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.
Derpy: *gasps* Du swore you'd never speak of that!
Rainbow: Sure. Whatever Du say, Ditzy..