Spike: Du guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. Du say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Rainbow: Du guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.
Rainbow: I'M NOT @#$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are Du sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: @#$% Du *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming down*
BonBon: Still a lesbian!
Rainbow: *growls and punches BonBon square in the face*
Rainbow: Du STUPID @#$%!
BonBon and Lyra run off in fear.
Rainbow: @#$% THOSE @#$%IN, MOTHER @#$%IN PIECES OF @#$%!., HOW COULD THEY @#$%IN SAY THAT!... FUCK!
Rainbow: I bet I could make even Du fall in Liebe with me!
Spike: Good luck with that.
Rainbow: No need for luck. I'm awesome!
Spike: Whatever Du say.
Saten Twist and Derpy approach sugercubes and see that it's crowded, and Pinkie has pages saying Team rainbow, team Spike.
Saten Twist: *imitating Stewie from Family guy* Da hell is this!?
Pinkie: Didn't Du hear?
Derpy: Hear what?
Pinkie: Dash made a bet with Spike that she'll make him fall in Liebe with her.
Saten Twist: Annnd. Your taking advantage of your Friends Von going into their personal business Von betting money on it.
Pinkie: I... Guess.
Saten Twist: No fair! I was gonna do that!
Saten Twist: What? It's true.
Pinkie: Hey.. How about this. Du can be on my team. And if neither wins. We're teilt, split the money.
Saten Twist: ... Done *they brohoof*
Rainbow: Rairty!.. Rarity I need makeover.
Rarity: Haha. Very funny,
Rainbow: I'm serious!
Rarity: It'll take to lon-
Rainbow: *angrily* RARITY! I'm desperate!.. Now make me hot oder I swear, I'll set your head on fire!
Rarity; Fine. Fine..
TO BE CONTAINUED