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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Fernsehen shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the Liste is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop Zeigen they liked, and here are the Antworten we got.

regenbogen Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes Du think I'd watch a Zeigen about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My sister is an idiot)
Applejack: Big Macintosh, what are Du doing?
Big Macintosh: *Puts magazine away* Looking for something we need.
Applejack: *Glaring at Big Mac, then turns happy again* Well, Du do that. *Walks away*

The T.V shows are about Police Ponies obviously, but they Zeigen us what it's like on a typical Tag for a police pony. It's difficult, but the job pays well.

Even though police ponies get paid a good amount of money, some think that it's not enough. They work hard, and sometimes, they nearly get shot.

Twilight: Man, from all of the research I've been doing, it says that police ponies often get in fights with gangsters like me. Them pigs should think twice before trying to stop someone like me.
Fluttershy: I'm glad that they didn't try to shoot me.
Interviewing Pony: That's because Du weren't trying to shoot them.
Fluttershy: Oh, so I have to be nice to them, and they'll be nice to me?
Interviewing Pony: Du got it.
Fluttershy: That's easy. All of my Friends say that I'm friendly to everyone.
Interviewing Pony: What friends?
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs to her bed*
Pinkie Pie: This maybe embarrasing for me to say, but once, when I got drunk, I ended up shooting a bunch of police ponies. They couldn't stop me, so they all ran away.

If a suspect proves to be too tough for the cops to handle, they get word from their captain to leave the suspect alone, and continue with their work.

regenbogen Dash: I've never really seen the cops give up when trying to stop somepony. Then again, no one tries to fight back.. Except for Twilight.
Carrot Top: *Cowering on ground* I didn't mean to litter officer! I'm sorry!
Police Pony: That's what they all say.
Twilight: *Drives up in gangster car*
Police Pony: Stop, you're not allowed to park there.
Twilight: Du wanna know what I have to say to that? *Grabs shotgun, shoots police pony, and drives away*
regenbogen Dash: When it comes to fighting against the cops, she either drives very fast to escape them, oder she just kills them with all of her weapons.
Twilight: *Carrying AK47* Take this piggies! *Shooting police ponies*
regenbogen Dash: Yeah. And everypony think's I'm bad.

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Ponies On The Rails episode 4 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport Weiter to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because Du have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* Du thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No pony jumps off a...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 3 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The new engines

Weiter morning, Pete's new engines arrived.

Pete: Ah perfect. Ok Gordon, time to take those engines back.
Gordon: Yes sir. *climbs in pacific*
Red rose: *watching* This is definetly going to anger Hawkeye.
Gordon: *takes engines back to St. Foalis*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Whoa, wait a minute, what's going on?
Red Rose: Gordon is taking the engines Du brought here away.
Pete: That's right. We have the new diesels I ordered.
Hawkeye: Oh great. Thanks.

But when Gordon arrived in St. Foalis.

B&O worker: *sees pacifics*
Gordon: Alright. We have new engines, and no longer need to use your engines. Thanks...

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Part 11

posted by Canada24

The five girls eventually reached a Sekunde room.

Soon reaching a dark, hallway like area, that was literary window less, except one, siting alone near the middle of the room.

"Boy, Changeling's don't have much since of hope do they" Rarity commented.

"Dosen't matter, let's just keep going" regenbogen sagte racing ahead, she was quickly reaching the middle, cause the window was getting closer.

But once she passed the window, she suddenly crashed into someone.

But at that point the others karte, warenkorb up with her.

Rainbow Dash quickly saw that she crashed into Grimy, the Changeling from earlier.

"Back off!" Rainbow...

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Part 10

posted by Canada24

regenbogen Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded Von hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" regenbogen Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask Du a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so Du owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do Du hump a train?
Hawkeye: Du don't. It goes down a hügel which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few Minuten later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting Tiere to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did Du find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he stahl, stola a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

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Celestia and Bolt: The Suchen for Luna

posted by Dragon-88

What regenbogen Dash was doing to stay busy.

What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.

It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of Tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even regenbogen Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...

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Under Pressure Part 2

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was in her room, Lesen her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a messer and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her bett and went to sleep. Another Tag tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...

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regenbogen Dash Presents: A crossover part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and regenbogen Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of regenbogen Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM regenbogen Dash: Oh, of course Du had to beat me up! Why couldn't Du have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM regenbogen Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat Du up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no pony get beat up?...

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regenbogen Dash presents: A Crossover part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, Du look just like me, but Du sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is Du from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...

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PART SEVEN: (of the Changeling's featured story)

posted by Canada24

Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" regenbogen Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...

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the shy who loved me part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no Du don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are Du doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did Du know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...

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Du Know You're A Brony If...

posted by karinabrony

1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, Du say, ''You're...GOING TO Liebe ME!''.

2.) Du got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) Du go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever Du eat a regenbogen colored Süßigkeiten (for example, Skittles, sauer, saure Taffy, etc.) , Du think of regenbogen Dash.

5.) Whenever Du see a Granny Smith apple, Du think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little pony merchandise and they don't even know what it is, Du immediately Frage them like, ''Who's your Favorit character?'' and ''Where did Du get it at?''.

7.) Du contribute to...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville-Part 2

posted by Dragon-88

regenbogen Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

Rainbow Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

Du asked for a sequel, so here ya go! In the last one, Bolt got out of the house to meet everyone in an attempt to overcome his shyness. It worked, and he's being less shy as of now. He even has a girlfriend-Applejack. I know this is cute, so let's place this story around the mane six for a bit!

Pinkie: What am I gonna do today? I've played with the ball nineteen times already! Maybe Bolt can help me! (heads toward Blue Bolt's house)

Rainbow: SOARIN! Wanna play hide and go seek?

Soarin: No...You win every time, and that isn't fair!

Rainbow: I'm gonna die from boredom here!! Perhaps Bolt wants...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peckish

On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a Zeigen going on

Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do Du mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?:...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at the mexican base

M.L: Send in Double X
Double X: *walks in*
M.L: I'm sorry, but Danish was killed during a mission.
Double X: Who killed him?
M.L: We have no clue, but now we have another problem. A pony named Isosceles has some kind of micro film, holding info on a special weapon that can get rid of submarines. He's been making us lose a lot of them. Du have to find it immediately.

While as in CIE headquarters.

Snow: He'll see Du now Mr. Mane
Con: Thanks. *walks in office*
P: Ah good, you're here. What do Du know about a pony named Isosceles?
Con: As I heard, he's been making us lose submarines,...