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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 45
The Trouble With Gordon
July 23, 1955
Gordon was using a telephone booth on the station.
Gordon: Is that Du Coffee Crème?... Oh good, I'm so glad I can talk to Du again.
Coffee Crème: *At a hotel in London* Merci. This meeting for female railroad employees could have been anywhere else, and it was chosen to be in the worst spot ever.
Gordon: London. Their freight cars are so small that they could collapse if Du put a normal load in it.
Coffee Crème: And the couplings are so out of date.
Gordon: And dangerous.
Coffee Crème: Oui. Now if we were in my Home country, France, that would be a different story.
Gordon: But the trains in France are exactly the same as the ones in England.
Coffee Crème; Are they?
Gordon: Yes.
Coffee Crème: Well then, France needs the exact same railway equipment that we have in Equestria.
British Pony: Miss Crème? The meeting will start soon.
Coffee Crème: I have to go. *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Puts phone away* Oh well.
Today, Gordon had to work in the trainyard. He was working with Wilson, and NocturnalMirage on pushing freight cars down the hump. Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete came to see him.
Pete: Gordon will be happy to see this letter that Coffee Crème wrote to him.
Hawkeye: I'll bet.
Gordon: *In the same engine with Nocturnal Mirage*
Mirage: So, how is everything between you, and frenchy?
Gordon: Who's that?
Mirage: Your special somepony.
Gordon: Du mean Coffee Crème?
Mirage: Yes.
Gordon: Okay, I suppose.
Pete: Gordon, Du have a letter.
Gordon: Stop the train, I'll be back. *Walks out of cab* What is it sir? *Sees Hawkeye, and Stylo* Why are these two bastards here?!
Hawkeye: Better to be a bastard, then a bitch.
Gordon: Du be quiet!
Stylo: What's the matter? Afraid of an insult that's better then yours?
Gordon: I sagte be quiet!!
Pete: Just read this. *Gives letter to Gordon*
Gordon: *sees letter* It's from Coffee Crème!! Yay!!!
Pete: Now listen Du two, Gordon is getting too hostile without his special somepony. Lighten up on him, be his friend.
Hawkeye: I wouldn't do that for a million bucks.
Stylo: I wouldn't do it for two million.
Pete: What about your job? Surely that's important.
Hawkeye: It is.
Stylo: We'll do it.
Pete: That's Mehr like it.
2 B continued
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 45
The Trouble With Gordon
July 23, 1955
Gordon was using a telephone booth on the station.
Gordon: Is that Du Coffee Crème?... Oh good, I'm so glad I can talk to Du again.
Coffee Crème: *At a hotel in London* Merci. This meeting for female railroad employees could have been anywhere else, and it was chosen to be in the worst spot ever.
Gordon: London. Their freight cars are so small that they could collapse if Du put a normal load in it.
Coffee Crème: And the couplings are so out of date.
Gordon: And dangerous.
Coffee Crème: Oui. Now if we were in my Home country, France, that would be a different story.
Gordon: But the trains in France are exactly the same as the ones in England.
Coffee Crème; Are they?
Gordon: Yes.
Coffee Crème: Well then, France needs the exact same railway equipment that we have in Equestria.
British Pony: Miss Crème? The meeting will start soon.
Coffee Crème: I have to go. *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Puts phone away* Oh well.
Today, Gordon had to work in the trainyard. He was working with Wilson, and NocturnalMirage on pushing freight cars down the hump. Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete came to see him.
Pete: Gordon will be happy to see this letter that Coffee Crème wrote to him.
Hawkeye: I'll bet.
Gordon: *In the same engine with Nocturnal Mirage*
Mirage: So, how is everything between you, and frenchy?
Gordon: Who's that?
Mirage: Your special somepony.
Gordon: Du mean Coffee Crème?
Mirage: Yes.
Gordon: Okay, I suppose.
Pete: Gordon, Du have a letter.
Gordon: Stop the train, I'll be back. *Walks out of cab* What is it sir? *Sees Hawkeye, and Stylo* Why are these two bastards here?!
Hawkeye: Better to be a bastard, then a bitch.
Gordon: Du be quiet!
Stylo: What's the matter? Afraid of an insult that's better then yours?
Gordon: I sagte be quiet!!
Pete: Just read this. *Gives letter to Gordon*
Gordon: *sees letter* It's from Coffee Crème!! Yay!!!
Pete: Now listen Du two, Gordon is getting too hostile without his special somepony. Lighten up on him, be his friend.
Hawkeye: I wouldn't do that for a million bucks.
Stylo: I wouldn't do it for two million.
Pete: What about your job? Surely that's important.
Hawkeye: It is.
Stylo: We'll do it.
Pete: That's Mehr like it.
2 B continued
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this regenbogen Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced Von Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this regenbogen Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced Von Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting Mehr of these soon. ^^
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her Friends captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" Queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", sagte Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the thron room encased in green goo.
"Don't Du see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing Du can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. Du have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, Einhörner and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in Du and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", sagte Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the thron room encased in green goo.
"Don't Du see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing Du can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. Du have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, Einhörner and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in Du and your team's hooves!
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight oder they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted Von the cute animals, they all had to hunt for Essen and that meant killing Tiere they all found Essen but not Fluttershy but the Tiere were her Friends so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
To be continued...